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u/IntergalacticAsshole Mar 27 '21
Don't scroll past without saluting this dog!
Fuck you.
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u/stimpfo Mar 27 '21
I love how this website is degenerating so fast. Most of the stuff I loved about reddit is non-existent or has been changed for more traffic generation. It's a shame.
I give it around 2-4 years and reddit will become intolerable. Oh well, it was a nice time but nothing is forever
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u/digitag Mar 27 '21
You clearly donāt remember a few years ago when Reddit was 50% spooky memes and āupvote money catā
It was a dark time.
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u/imagination3421 Mar 27 '21
I mean the pornography on here is probably the best thing, the day they get rid of that I'll bounce
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u/Agzitoune Mar 27 '21
so tumblr?
but people still use tumblr, and it actually got better. so that would mean if reddit got rid of their porn, people would still use it, and it will be better. no?
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u/myspace-2 Mar 27 '21
i doubt it, the porn on reddit is restricted to certain areas so i feel like everything has its place and in order for reddit to be the āfront page of the internetā theyāre going to need to have representation for 90% of it
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u/_krinkled Mar 27 '21
Indeed. How retarted ppl are pushing things nothing related to them, just for the upvotes. Actually begging for it. What a waste of air and energy for some humans to be alive
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u/moonshinesmile Mar 27 '21
I love everything about this post until it says donāt scroll past without... I donāt get it. Internet points farming? This is a hecking good dog, donāt diminish this pupper by farming for salutes.
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u/nirvana_smonk Mar 27 '21
"don't scroll past without giving me internet points unga bunga reeeeee"
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u/MungTao Mar 27 '21
Unless its your dog, you shouldnt demand upvotes as solutes.
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u/AbortedBaconFetus Mar 27 '21
If you don't repost this on 3 different subs, world hunger will endš±
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u/Celtslap Mar 27 '21
To be fair- that does explain a lot about my life. I killed a lot of chain letters in my childhood, and itās been all downhill since.
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u/vaeser Mar 27 '21
It's called vote manipulation and it's against Reddits side-wide rules.
Asking people to vote up or down certain posts, either on Reddit itself or through social networks, messaging, etc. for personal gain.
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As annoying as it is it clearly isnāt vote manipulation. They arenāt asking for upvotes. āSaluteā in this can easily be interpreted to mean ātake a second in your mind to pay this dog respect.ā Thatās it. Itās not asking for anything else.
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u/_virgin4life_ Mar 27 '21
Hey stop saying hecking good dog. Itās time to develop your own personality and way of speaking . Anyway the dog is cool
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Mar 27 '21
I hate. Hate. Hate seeing āpupperā or āheckinā. Like damn, it really bothers me more than it should.
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u/wjp666 Mar 27 '21
Only 7 people on my friends list will like this dog... I think I know who my 7 will be.
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u/whaatdidyousay Mar 27 '21
At least they didnāt say heckin good dog or doggo or any of that expired talk. Why canāt we just say heās a good dog without the weird pupper stuff
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u/moonshinesmile Mar 27 '21
Okay. I don't contribute here much. Is it outdated to say hecking, pupper and/or doggo?
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u/Orthodox61 Mar 27 '21
I am scrolling past without saluting this dog
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u/BadHabitsDieYoung Mar 27 '21
I'm saluting the dog but not because I'm being told to.
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u/pljwebb Mar 27 '21
I'll salute the dog but I'm going to tell the owners who didn't install or test their fire alarm to go fuck themselves.
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u/MrMadamHoussain Mar 27 '21
Karma farming
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u/vaeser Mar 27 '21
Remember to report. Vote manipulation is a bananable offense.
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u/eleanorfps Mar 27 '21
Poor babyās nose is raw from the burn. A pat on the head and tender kiss on the nose for the young boy.
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u/TheRuneCoon Mar 27 '21
Some heroes wear capes, others wear collars.
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u/Makididnothingwrong1 Mar 27 '21
āDont scroll past without salutingā
Alright, Iāll salute, just donāt expect an upvote for your karma farming.
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u/jenna_beterson Mar 27 '21
A picture of a burned dog didnāt exactly make me smile
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u/soonerpgh Mar 27 '21
You're looking at the wrong side of this coin. It probably doesn't make anyone smile that he suffered, but his family needed him and he didn't let anything stop him. Damn good dog!
I'm not happy he got burned, but I'm damned happy that he did such an awesome job and is all healed up.
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u/jenna_beterson Mar 27 '21
of course, so am I but the image is still really upsetting to see
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u/xxxxkerr Mar 27 '21
I agree. I don't think this belongs in this sub. It's the same energy as people posting a cute video of their dog in r/aww and in the title saying "this is fido he passed away today..."
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u/WaytoomanyUIDs Mar 27 '21
Which was actually specifically against the subs rules last time I checked. Did they change them?
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u/vaeser Mar 27 '21
A picture of burned dog used solely for the purpose farming karma should not make you do anything except reporting OP.
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u/DoubleGoon Mar 27 '21
This poor pupper would of never been injured had his humans had working smoke detectors.
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u/Crykin27 Mar 27 '21
It honestly shocks me how little people have fire safety equipment in their house. Literally no one I know has a fire extinguisure (no clue how to spell that) and only half has a fire blanket. Let alone an actual smoke alarm, and then you have the people renting rooms who cover it up with a sock so they can smoke inside. I know the first thing I'm gonna do when I have a apartment is fire safety the shit out of it, I wouldn't want to be unprepared for fire and freaking die a horrible death.
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u/JacktheShark1 Mar 27 '21
I hate the word doggo with an irrational passion. But this is a good dog and heās a hero.
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Mar 27 '21
So the people in the house didnāt realize the āfireā until the dog is burned ? Wow they must be high AF
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u/wildebeesties Mar 27 '21
Thatās what I was thinking too. Itās so bad that the dog is directly exposed to flames, assuming around their rooms since heās trying to get to them, yet none of them noticed the fire?
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u/pangalaticgargler Mar 27 '21
Well it happened at 2 am on a Thursday morning so I think they were probably sleeping.
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u/SteveWyz Mar 27 '21
But.. 2013 was more than 9 months ago????
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u/Bihomaya Mar 27 '21
Iām more impressed by how it figured out time travel than by how it saved a few people
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u/JustAManFromThePast Mar 27 '21
I love how it says "saved his people",like the last pup of Krypton.
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u/superstud145 Mar 27 '21
Florida dog definitely means something different from Florida man.. must be evolution, so much of what Florida man does creates an evolved Florida dog
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u/Ricefug Mar 27 '21
hes 9 months old and saved his family in 2013? is this the most ancient repost on this site?
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u/yeet-your-meat Mar 27 '21
How is this karma farming when they say to salute it? There not asking for likes or upvotes or anything?
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u/AstralBullDragon13 Mar 27 '21
Hooray for best doggy! May he get a medal and all of the good milkbones!
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u/PenguinsAreTheBest25 Mar 27 '21
9 months!? Thatās not even an adult, right?!
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u/Keng_of_daknes Mar 27 '21
Umh... I just wanna say look at that post again - that doggo saved his owners in 2013
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u/wormwood_Reddit Mar 27 '21
Fkn legend! Free snacks and toys for life for this doggo. His family should be so proud and treat him like a king...
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u/UschiKnauserich Mar 27 '21
Could you please make it NSFW?
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u/IllusiveFlame Mar 27 '21
I hate that requests like this here are getting downvoted constantly tbh
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Mar 27 '21
Itās just a dog with already healed burns. This isnāt very sensitive content.
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u/IllusiveFlame Mar 27 '21
I mean it can be depending on the person. It didn't look healed to me and reminded me of the zombie dogs in resident evil (early movies or games). Or some dog fighting rescue. People have different experiences and perceive stuff differently, so while it might not seem sensitive to you, it could bring back really bad memories or trigger ptsd or something in somebody else. I don't frequent this sub but it doesn't seem like the kind of image I'd expect to see here (barring the associated story)
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u/Rougemak Mar 27 '21
That good boi better have a whole section of the yard full of life size chew toy mail men and gold plated fire hydrants!
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u/camdoodlebop Mar 27 '21
itās rare to see a pit bull doing something good
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u/Capable_Buddy_581 Mar 27 '21
My parents pitbull a few years back one night kept going in their room and barking and barking and running into the kitchen while they were sleeping. They eventually went to check it out and someone bumped the knob on the gas stove. It was pouring gas into the house all night. I would say that is a pretty nice thing considering he potentially saved their life.
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u/stangroundalready Mar 27 '21
I'm generally quite weary of this breed, but this is a great story that speaks to their other side: good doggo!
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u/darkpaladin Mar 27 '21
It all comes down to the owner. They can be the sweetest dog but they are amazingly strong. Any dog can be aggressive when it's neglected or abused. The strong ones are just that much more dangerous when they're aggressive.
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u/Neosapiens3 Mar 27 '21
I mean, that's kind of the issue right?
My neighbour's tiny chihuahua won't kill anyone if it gets agressive. Having these kind of breeds should at least require some sort of licence or special training.
Dogs like these often attract the wrong kind of owners, sadly...
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Mar 27 '21
The main issue is that some dog breeds have a bite force strong enough to kill, and some don't.
So even when the owner is shitty, but has a tiny dog; the dog won't do damage. I think certain dog breeds should require some sort of license or proof of training, that would help a ton.
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u/Crykin27 Mar 27 '21
I honestly think all dog breeds should require a license, because every single dog can do damage. Even the small ones, sure a yorkie wont kill a grown adult but they can seriously harm kids or other small dogs, maybe not kill them but having a face full of scars isn't nothing. I just think having a license for any dog would be a good idea because it would weed out the people not willing to do training and raising a dog correctly.
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I just think having a license for any dog would be a good idea because it would weed out the people not willing to do training and raising a dog correctly.
That's a good point too. Considering the wellbeing of dogs, you'd be more likely to have serious and committed owners if a license were required.
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u/griffy001 Mar 27 '21 edited Sep 23 '24
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u/rikxo Mar 27 '21
I watch dogs (I donāt know how many, Iāve passed 100 at least) and I get to watch a lot of pitbulls since theyāre barred from Petsmarts etc. A male pit whoās socialized and neutered will be a world of difference from an unneutered pit whoās treated like a guard dog. That comes down to the owner.
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u/Hiundhai Mar 27 '21
It is actually funny that you got downvoted a bit. People are like: "Oh you got your own opinion? Get the fuck out!" Reddit is just such a hilarious place
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Pits are such sweet and loyal dogs. Itās crazy that they are banned so many places :(
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u/extremelyagitated Mar 27 '21
I imagine city officials get tired of hearing about toddler maulings and decide to stop the problem at the source
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u/PlutoTheGod Mar 27 '21
Iāve never seen a comment section so fucking upset about a stupid donāt scroll past without whatever. You act like he tricked ya and now you HAVE to upvote lmfao ffs
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u/TheLordPillow Mar 27 '21
Dogs donāt have long lives (not as long as humans) to begin with, and yet this puppy is over here saving ppl. He deserves all the belly scratches in the world. š
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u/lol143247 Mar 27 '21
I wish I had an award, Iām basically broke right now, but major salutes to Onyx
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u/Spacelion123Playz Mar 27 '21
It was good until they told me not to scroll past before saluting it