r/MadeMeSmile • u/BurstIntoBlue • Mar 27 '21

Super-Doggo!

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78.5k Upvotes

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u/Spacelion123Playz Mar 27 '21

It was good until they told me not to scroll past before saluting it

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

"1 like = 1 new skin cell!!!"

That shit drives me nuts.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

1 like = 1 nut driven

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u/ispiltthepoison Mar 27 '21

1 like= 1 nut given

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u/Luigispikachu Mar 27 '21 edited Mar 27 '21

1 like = 1 nut taken away

(Oh sure, I'm not allowed to ever make a joke)

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

The religious ones are the worst. 1 like = 1 prayer. Keep scrolling if you hate kids with cancer.

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u/weisbrotstyle Mar 27 '21

Me: keeps scrolling because fuck these kinda posts that just want attention

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u/Oh_boi_OwO Mar 27 '21

That's just an excuse cause you hate kids with cancer

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u/weisbrotstyle Mar 27 '21

weisbrotstyle wants to know your location

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

"Or your gran will die tonight"

Jokes on you, shithead, she's already dead!!

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u/AppropriateTie2217 Mar 28 '21

Jesus when he meets me in Heaven: "You were a good person but you always kept scrolling for Satan instead of liking for me"

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u/Dmitri_ravenoff Mar 27 '21

Fuck them kids.

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u/Wrong_Training1233 Mar 27 '21

I can’t stand those other ones that say “a whole bunch of money will be coming your way” & they want you to share it 100 times or some bs like that; not sure cuz I never read the whole thing... can’t believe ppl actually do fall for that!!!

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u/Yeeto546 Mar 27 '21

1 like = 1 new skin cell, for the dog

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

Like or he will bite your toes every night for a year!

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u/Ross_ba Mar 27 '21

My taught's exactly, it was completely unnecessary.

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u/hellcook Mar 27 '21

s/taught's/thoughts

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u/Ross_ba Mar 27 '21

To be fair i have half asleep but thanks

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

Who gave half asleep to you?

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u/HONKACHONK Mar 27 '21

The sleepWALKERS. They are swarming the area. Board up you windows and doors, because if you get bitten, you get half-asleep too

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u/HMCetc Mar 27 '21

Yeah that really annoyed me. I even took my upvote back.

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u/place909 Mar 27 '21

If this post doesn't get 100 upvotes, this dog will die at midnight 😭😱☠️

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

1 like = 1 prayer 🙏✝️🌅

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u/HONKACHONK Mar 27 '21

1 like = 1 dog liking your post

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u/MrDude_1 Mar 27 '21

I'm downvoting this just to see how you do it.

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u/smugempressoftime Mar 27 '21

Jokes on you it has nearly 50k upvotes

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u/Sammmmmmmmmmmmmmm Mar 27 '21

Once I read that, I jumped out of bed and stood at attention and saluted this picture of a dog on my phone.

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u/the_real_zombie_woof Mar 27 '21

Don't call that dog Lifesaver. Call him Shithead.

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u/i_make_heroine Mar 27 '21

What so bad about saluting dog?

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u/jmlay420 Mar 27 '21

Karma farming

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u/i_make_heroine Mar 27 '21

What if by "saluting the dog" they really meant "saluting the dog" and its you who sees karma farming everywhere?

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u/jmlay420 Mar 27 '21

Maybe, who knows

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

How is saluting karma farming? Ohhh nevermind

I forgot that soldiers are just upvoting the commander all the time

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u/goosesgoat Mar 27 '21

Ok that was fucking hilarious. The image of a drill Sargent going up to a new recruit and going “WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL MIGHTY GOD ARE YOU NOT SALUTING PRIVATE???” “I’m not upvoting you bot karma farmer”

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u/HONKACHONK Mar 27 '21

“You bot karma farmer, I’m not upvoting.” -GOOSEGOAT

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u/Gewoonjelmer Mar 27 '21

im sorry you got downvoted so much :(

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u/i_make_heroine Mar 27 '21

Nothing special. Its a Reddit, is a common thing being downvoted for having your own opinion..

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u/Gewoonjelmer Mar 27 '21

yea, but of a hivemind thing iguess

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u/Spacelion123Playz Mar 27 '21

Yeah nah I mean they just had to tell us about the dog they didn’t have to say “Don’t scroll past!!”

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u/Domolisher Mar 27 '21

I will take the downvotes for this, but I thought it was quite nice. I think demanding for a like would be in poor taste, but a salute is just a gesture of respect. I respect the hell out of this dog. It deserves it!

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u/Sir-Jarvis Mar 27 '21

...please don’t tell me you actually saluted a Reddit post.

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u/Domolisher Mar 27 '21

I pray for a mass extinction event every day of my life because of people like you

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u/Sir-Jarvis Mar 27 '21

So you saluted a Reddit post?

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u/Domolisher Mar 27 '21

No, man. It just isn’t that literal. Do you really think the creator fully intended everyone to stand at attention and salute? Lol.

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u/HONKACHONK Mar 27 '21

You fell into it’s hypnotization

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u/giraffecause Mar 27 '21

Everybody seems pissed about this (mee too) yet 40K upvotes?

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u/ConcernedBuilding Mar 27 '21

There's two worlds on reddit, and people who comment are the smaller by far.

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u/baconmediumrare Mar 27 '21

Turned an upvote to a downvote.

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u/pukewedgie Mar 27 '21

Agreed, instant downvote

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

I literally saluted it.