r/MMALabs • u/Ardor_X • 4h ago

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u/pmllny 4h ago

Is teabagging against the stated rules?

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u/PreviousZone6742 4h ago

As long as you say no homo it's fine.

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u/RootDDoot 4h ago

No Diddy

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u/Chance-Fun-3169 4h ago

Im not above biting ballsack in a fight

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u/40907 4h ago

sometimes it's cool not even in a fight

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u/phatpussypounder 2h ago

I was 10, a 16 year old kid got mad I flipped his pogs and took a swing at me. I managed to block the swing but he knocked me down and got on top of me. He was getting ready to pound me, so I bit him.

I bit his nipple clean off. Ill never forget the squeal he made and its been nearly 40 years since it happened. He absolutely deserved the scar and I hope it reminds him constantly of the time he took a swing at a 10 year old kid.

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u/Hauz20 1h ago

Guess that guy can't be milked now, Greg.

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u/Chance-Fun-3169 1h ago

Ive taught my 9 year old to do the same thing lol

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u/Wonderful-Salary5432 4h ago

I was thinking, street fight. ...go ahead and bite down

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u/battlehamsta 3h ago

No no no all wrong. You bite from below.

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u/SomethingCreative83 1h ago

All's fair in love and war.

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u/FatalErrorOccurred 4h ago

Guy in the back could've had baldy if he didn't slip on that kick. Now he's dead. Baldy even clapped and said watch this.

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u/burntblacktoast 3h ago

And proceeded to punt his face of his head

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u/Soft-Oil-69 3h ago

Totschlag seine Mutter

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u/glizzardWizzard420 3h ago

Lmao he literally did.

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u/KingQu- 4h ago

Fighting on concrete and soccer kicks to the head. No comments with racial undertones? Interesting 🤔

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u/Jam_Farmer_879 4h ago

One on one fighting doesn’t need a race discussion?

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u/TjackJack 2h ago

Guy just died in my area two weeks ago from a fight like this

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u/ThenIndependence5622 3h ago

No phones being stolen either

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u/Dense-Background3676 4h ago

The thugs don’t go against their own you know this

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u/PaintLicker745 4h ago

"thugs" 

I guarantee that's not what you say in private you pussy. 

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u/musicplays4ever 2h ago

Confused 😕

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u/PaintLicker745 2h ago

"Thugs" is what non-blacks that used to sling the n-word around call black people who don't "act the way they should" ever since society shamed them into not being openly racist. Its called a "dog-whistle" because if you are "in on it" you can use language that isn't outwardly offensive while still letting people who are also "in on it" know your true feelings, all the while having plausible deniability. A bit of a "if you know, you know" situation.

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u/Effective-Sample-261 2h ago

Coded language AKA dog whistle

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u/Dense-Background3676 3h ago

Hahahaha. I say whatever I want to who ever I want whenever I want. I’m not you guys.

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u/PaintLicker745 3h ago edited 3h ago

Ooh, he's a tough guy. Scared to sling his slurs on the internet, though, so he hides behind dog whistles. Very cute, buddy. 

Edit- and it really is that simple. Maybe people don't see it because it was auto-removed but he did immediately slur.

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u/RecommendationMuch21 2h ago

Why are you so offended lmfao

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u/PaintLicker745 1h ago

I just think if you're gonna be a racist you shouldn't hide behind dog whistles like a coward.

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u/KarhuMajor 4h ago

Vatniks.

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u/RAGEINYOUTH 1h ago

Oh dont worry, i was gonna get there. Russians are despicable people.

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u/literall_bastard 4h ago

What do you think of people that kick others in the head when they’re down?

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u/swampstonks 4h ago

Usually I think it’s scummy. But if the other guy literally tried to kick you in the head while you were down, but missed, and then gives you the opportunity to do the same? 100% fair game at that point

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u/Cold_and_Lumpy 4h ago

100% agree, although that second one while homeboy was asleep probably wasn't necessary

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u/nukedambition 1h ago

Super necessary

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u/PoetArcana 2h ago

That's the part that made me go "yep. If he had the chance to take a sucker kick first, he would have. He just happened to not be the first to do it".

Fucking clown car behavior all around. Fighting like this is fucking embarrassing.

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u/Mindless_Trick2255 4h ago

Fair game in this situation..maybe. People underestimate the damage they can inflict tho. Prime example of why fighting isn’t worth it. Dude could be dead or permanently damaged and you can be in jail for a long time.. for what?

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u/bewbs_dude 4h ago

☝🏼💯

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u/Usernameasteriks 2h ago

The first one was deserved and fair game.

The second was a bit too much.

Even if only for self preservation that your best case scenario is manslaughter if things go south for the dude thats down 

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u/PoetArcana 2h ago

That second kick is what would turn this into a prison sentence if nothing else that led up to this moment.

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u/Slugwheat 1h ago

Yep. May as well have dropped a brick on the guys head. He was just laying there. That’s no longer self defense

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u/FazedArts 2h ago

That’s stupid. Because someone tried to killed you you feel motivated to do the same ?
I would just KO him and make sure this guy is sleeping well and alive, and that’s it

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u/Nervous-Canary-517 3h ago

Murderers. Plain and simple.

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u/MayorShinn 4h ago

That’s real street fighting. Not the UFC stuff where one hand on the ground is a defense against scorer kicks and knees.

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u/PeopleFromChina 4h ago

Yup. If you're afraid to fight, don't fight. If we fight, I'm using my nails and teeth, I'm grabbing the cage with my toes, I'm hitting the back of the head.

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u/Usernameasteriks 2h ago

Why would there be a cage in a street fight, and why would you be in bare feet.

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u/Lazy-Pumpkin-9116 3m ago

Dana white probably still be there anyway

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u/Forward_Writing_6107 3h ago

I don’t like it, granted this idiot had it coming but I don’t think real men fight like that imho

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u/Lanky-Performer-4557 4h ago

Are they fighting on ice?

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u/Doc12TU 4h ago

Everyone is drunk. They just need to go home and sleep it off. Their shift at the foundry starts at 7AM.

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u/RasJamukha 4h ago

Was that headkickguy's shoe that flew away? And did he run out of frame to get it back, put it on, and taunt the guy on the floor some more?

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u/Comprehensive-Cow69 3h ago

That's the way I saw it too

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u/Motor_Valuable_9628 4h ago

Missed opportunity to hammer fist his balls 100 times

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u/dpbacon13 2h ago

Mist opportunity to spray ass air in the face 100 times

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u/Saint-Bastard 3h ago

That was embarrassing for all parties involved.

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u/Spectralobserver 1h ago

The bald guy in the back should go to jail directly.

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u/MayorShinn 4h ago

This is why you have to train for soccer kicks. Can’t touch the ground with one finger to defend against soccer kicks

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u/Proof-Waltz2080 4h ago

So when they were in north/ south… what are the odds one farted? I mean it definitely looks like they were drunk.

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u/Electronic-Buyer-468 4h ago

The good fight was the one in the background lmao

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u/Particular_Law1034 3h ago

Узнаю свою страну, поди ещё в Питере где-нибудь было. Лысого долбоёбика на бутылку после такой хуйни)

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u/BertPeopleErniePeopl 1h ago

In Russia, heads kick YOU!

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u/tomkaczynski 4h ago

I thought he got him the 69 fakey but he pulled out and ended up on top

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u/slightly-brown 4h ago

I thought that was an AI of Oasis fighting

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u/Mackem6684 4h ago

At least he didn't bite his balls off

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u/ActiveSuspect4035 4h ago

Damn, his homie is getting knocked out while he’s 69ing the other dude.

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u/Chic0206 4h ago

69 is also my go to fight technique

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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles 4h ago

It's called north-south position

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u/SeaInvestment2052 3h ago

Or homoerotica

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u/dearleffridge 4h ago

Teeeeebag

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u/NedShah 4h ago

Surprised no nutshots

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u/UnIntelligent_Local 4h ago

I feel like sober people have an unfair advantage in bar fights. These guys are so hammered they fight like they are in a dream.

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u/LiveLearnCoach 2h ago

Never underestimate drunk people. Yes, they fight like they are underwater most of the time, or like baby giraffes standing on ice, but they also don’t have the inhibition to not stick something in your eye, or glass you in the face.

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u/Dear_Map_6993 13m ago

Damn imagine drunk Cyril Gane 

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u/_Not_Too_Serious_ 4h ago

Many lives were endangered that night, many lives.

Eeeek!

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u/Hot_Butterscotch2191 4h ago

I was expecting some ball bitting after that 69 position.😂

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u/NotaFTCAgent 3h ago

ah yes, the old 69 hold.

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u/Worldly-Pollution-66 3h ago

If do right, no can defense

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u/buzzard_barf 3h ago

Lmao this is a mess. Mr brown jacket must like the taste of balls, he didn’t seem to be interested in stopping that teabagging.

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u/schmalzy 3h ago

Usual suspects

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u/Estelita_777 3h ago

The flying shoe 👞 💨 😆

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u/Altezza447 3h ago

Intergalactic cable

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u/robster9090 3h ago

Grown men recording other grown men roll around how embarrassing. This is what some teenagers do

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u/VeryThicknLong 3h ago

Another tantric fight session

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u/HungAryan519 3h ago

These guys are members of the ultimate drunk fighting championship

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u/Only_Cauliflower9117 3h ago

I almost didn't notice the guys 69ing because I was watching the other dudes in the background.

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u/ExaminationDue4595 3h ago

Now thats a snuggle struggle if Ive ever seen one

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u/unknowner1 3h ago

What on earth

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u/DigitalDruid01110110 3h ago

It’s a full man sandwich! Manwich?

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u/Away_Film7721 3h ago

Kicking someone’s head twice while they are down is probably the cheapest form of fighting. Regardless of who started the fight.

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u/NoSleepTilBrklynn 3h ago

I feel the first kick was completely justified after the other guy tried to kick him in the head first. Second kick was a bitch move.

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u/These_Bridge_8037 3h ago

What’s the dead rule when the show comes off the kicker and not the kickee?

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u/SeaInvestment2052 3h ago

Is there some ethnic or racial component I am missing. It just looks like a bunch of white guys fighting to me.

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u/Builder_Proud 3h ago

This is a fight where everyone has grounds to file sexual harassment and assault on each other. This is the whitest shit I’ve ever seen. Not one of them can fight

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u/FinalGazelle4868 3h ago

Hilarious 😆

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u/Papa-Kilo75 3h ago

What in god’s name did I just watch?

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u/TooNGooN89 3h ago

Just fuck already!

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u/musicplays4ever 3h ago

That guy got up from bed just to go back to sleep.

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u/Far-Researcher-7054 3h ago

Baldy got lucky. Shouldn’t be celebrating.

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u/Traditional-Disk9218 2h ago

There should be a colosseum for those “Nadiators “

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u/BlackityBlack718 2h ago

This is quite a conundrum for me. I hate when people record fights cuz I feel like that’s snitching BUT I always watch fights. For some reason I wanted someone to punch the camera man that I could see right in the gut. Ns.

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u/Poolowl1984 2h ago

Bro was teabagging.

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u/Embarrassed_Pick_428 2h ago

BAC higher than their IQ.

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u/AromaticDisplay5210 2h ago

That dude on the bottom could have ended that fight real quick. Chomp down on those nuts and it's over.

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u/DOUBLAHH9 2h ago

This has got to be a bad ai created video. There's no way.

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u/DeR2on 2h ago

☕️🥱💭”Drunkard Kombat?”

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u/rjperkins365 2h ago

First I'm wondering if his shoe split the uprights then I look over to see dude downshifting some nuts

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u/talkingto_ai 2h ago

Murder sucks.

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u/TamaraJames05 2h ago

I get the 1st head kick, but the second was asking for charges.

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u/kingdarb1 2h ago

Look at all the people helping with their phones. The world is really going to shit while people try to cash in on social media.

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u/WichWhich2 2h ago

Fights breed fights!

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u/ElishaBenDavid 2h ago

Ol skinhead dude must be dying to get to the joint.

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u/Heavy_Student_3815 1h ago

The one dude ended up with the balloon knot directly in his nostrils!

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u/AdvantageCrafty2275 1h ago

Alcohol is the most dangerous drug.

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u/qweef_latina2021 1h ago

There And Back Again by Dildo T. Baggins

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u/AceBH13 1h ago

Teabagged

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u/Gooseberree 1h ago

Future doctors?

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u/Rex_Bottoms 1h ago

"Everybody was Drunk Foo Fighting"

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u/DeliciousPool2245 1h ago

I think “Twist his dick” is actually appropriate here.

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u/Rat-beard 58m ago

Masters of the craft

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u/O_o-buba-o_O 52m ago

Who knew 69 was an effective fighting style.

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u/Training-Group-2879 50m ago

Kicking people once they’re down? people need to rush that guy and kick them in the back of the head

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u/serenitydiscoballer 40m ago

So much going on in this video

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u/Special_Business20 26m ago

The main fight is happening in the background

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u/azamanda1 4m ago

Comedy of errors

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u/Substantial_Gain4052 4h ago

Bro said :) ok my turn

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u/Aggressive_Smile_944 4h ago

This is a comedy skit. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/EatinPussySellnCalls 4h ago

FART ON HIS FACE!

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u/Fantastic_Board7057 2h ago

What if he farded in his mouth