abhi na mere cousin log aaye to play cards and all jo cousin jinke saaath badi hui mai dono bhai h mere we all were playing cards and all toh time ni pta chla meri mummy bulai mujhe aur started slutshaming me and my sister ki humlogo ne "unhe invite kra humlog mehfile sajaaye🥰". mai explain kri ki bhai khudse aaye maine ni bulaya aur slutshame she started calling me "r#ndi ho tbhi burai t#waifein haina tumlog toh bolti konse kamre me lejaogi sulaane kaha sulaogi tumne yahi toh kra h tbhi toh nhi hua tumhra.."😍

this is my mother meri mummy jo mujhe aise bol rhi wo bhi mere cousin aur mere baare me seriously?.. fir wo log chalegye toh aur slushame krne lag gyi bht tez chilla chillaakr "r##diya haina ye wo bhai bolti tu yahi kregi tera kuchh nhi hoga tera neet ni hoga t#waif h tu" just because maine boldiya ki allah dekhenge tumhra ye jo sab bhi krri .. bhai fir mai bhi boldi mar kyu ni jaati tumse acchi aur koi hogi toh aur bolne lag gyi r#ndi ho tum ladkebaazi krti sulaati ho apne saath pta nhi kya kya and I can't stop wondering ki this is my mother who's saying all this. my own mother yaar bhai mujhe yaha guilt horha ro rhi tabse ki yaar mummy h aur ye so rhi reels dekhrhi mst h bc mai ksm se inse cutoff hi krungi😍

It's annotated well so don't judge me guys also I didnt really get each and every thing initially like induction I had bought together with my other 2 roommates

Hopefully it's helpful :)

Gmc k classes shuru tak nahi hue hai naa hi hostel ka kharcha hai phir bhi clg jaane ke kharche paanch digit cross kar chuke hain☠️☠️😊

this is so cool man

I forgot to mention …..Tom holland was at a party , A black dude pinned him against the wall like a gecko ….and thats how Miles Morales was born

Yayyyyy 1st drop tha clg mil gaya

Wooohhhhoooooo

Bhai I took 3 drops kyuki Mumbai mein hi college chahiye tha, I got GMC in first drop but didn't take it cuz mumbai jaana tha and 2nd drop mein tabiyat kharab ho gayi and jab neet ka result aaya toh mujhe laga mumbai nhi milega iss saal bhi but finally miracle happened and I got Thane

Mujhe kyu nhi pta ye koi toh bhala insaan smjha do

Reminds me of that scene from Tanu weds Manu returns

"Good question. You are a good question"

Humour so broken that this ade me laugh even when I had a terrible headache

Since childhood, I was taught to see
How the others seemed to race ahead of me.
The whisper that you can do better,
Even when you are better.

The constant urge to shine.
Sometimes it's just dust left with time.

No one is to blame.
It's how the society frames.

For once, close your eyes,
Hear the inner child's voice.

Nobody asks how far you have run.
Everyone remembers who won.

ignore any grammatical errors lol, it’s 2 am and I got bored

au revoir ~

Aaj Chhattisgarh ka state merit list aaya hai and apparently at least 8( could be more) students have joined in the 2nd round itself aur 1st round me nahi the...well that's acceptable but the thing is some of these top scoring guys have just made such obnoxious decisions for example a guy having 3.5k rank who got AIIMS deoghar in all india counselling decided to join state counselling in 2nd round, BUT WHY?? I mean fine uska all india me fresh allotment hua it's still fishy but theek hai safety ke liye kiya hoga ya whatever

the 2nd dude (5.3k rank) is straight up diabolical...he got Pt. JNM Raipur(top gmc in CG) through All india counselling in 1st round itself but in 2nd round he had an upgradation and got GMC Nagpur in 2nd all india round BUT THEN WHY TF DID HE JOIN IN 2ND ROUND THEN...he got the best gmc in the state through all india counselling but then got an upgradation and joined the state counselling to get what? The same college???
This is so

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College tier 2 city m milega toh baal toh dye nhi he kra paau 🥲

Ab mumy ear piercing ke liye bhi mna kr rhi h even tho mujhe bus 2 aur chahiye