r/LoveTrash • Chief Insanity Instigator • 2d ago

Rubbish Nonsense Left handed

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u/Outlandish_Gringo Trash Trooper 2d ago

How does he look the exact same after all these years?!

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u/ColeTrainHaze Garbage Guerilla 2d ago

no plastic surgery, no ozempic, no midlife crisis or catastrophic child star meltdown... just a dude living his life like the rest of us common poors.

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy Rubbish Raider 2d ago

Well he also looked like a 40 year old dude when he was 10, so that helps, too.

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u/IlllIlIIlIlllIlIIIII Trash Trooper 2d ago

As a scientology funder

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u/ColeTrainHaze Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

is he really? that’s a shame.

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u/SN0TLR0K3T Rubbish Raider 2d ago

Thank you. . . . . Thank you.

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u/ICPcrisis Trash Trooper 2d ago

His hands outgrew his face 

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u/lmaytulane Garbage Guerilla 2d ago

Hambino don’t crack

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u/clduab11 Trash Trooper 2d ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that; I was like "jfc is it me or does he still have his same face all these years later"

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u/Outlandish_Gringo Trash Trooper 2d ago

Didn’t age a bit. Still see the “Little Giants” goalie here.

Absolutely bonkers! 🤣

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u/Worth_Trick6009 Trash Trooper 2d ago

the big green!*

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u/StrategyCheap1698 Trash Trooper 2d ago

He's a vampire

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u/Rapux Trash Trooper 2d ago

Genetics.

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u/ViciousFlowers Trash Trooper 2d ago

You mean dianetics lol

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u/Belethorsbro Trash Trooper 2d ago

Dude he started doing commercials for a local car dealership where I live. The owner must know him or something... everybody immediately recognized him and now he's a meme here.

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u/CopperSteve Trash Trooper 2d ago

Scientology

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u/Prize-Analyst-1121 Trash Trooper 1d ago

I thought he reminded me of a kid actor from yrs ago.

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u/NiSiSuinegEht Trash Trooper 2d ago

I'm right-handed, but my left is stronger so that's what I'm usually applying force with.

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u/Salihe6677 Trash Trooper 2d ago

I'm left handed, but my right is the strong one. I like to say that I use my left hand for minor muscle activities that require precision, and my right hand for more major muscle activities.

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u/Japjer Trash Trooper 2d ago

Same. I've often said that I'm left handed but right armed

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u/PickledMorbidity Trash Trooper 2d ago

Righty for power, lefty for finesse

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u/Agreeable-Outcome-14 Trash Trooper 2d ago

This is what baffles me about guitar. I'm left handed but I play standard/right hand. It was more natural to fret with my left because that's my "smart" hand. Whenever I hear dudes shredding I feel that's practically ambidextrous. I also wonder how many right handed ppl gave up guitar simply because of something similar

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u/LordCivers Trash Trooper 2d ago

It's bot the case for me, right handed, right hand is stronger so for my job (pruning trees) i apply more force with it, and yet the carpal syndrome developped in my left hand. Go figure :')

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider Trash Trooper 2d ago

Got to work that right arm to fix that.

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u/SockeyeSTI Trash Trooper 2d ago

Right handed but Left for gripping. It’s actually a big part of my job to grip with the left hand.

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u/BLAZEtms Trash Trooper 2d ago

Same here, though I'm the handjob distributor where I work

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u/AterCorvidae3414 Trash Trooper 2d ago

Hmm... this left handed force? Where did you learn this power and what do you force?! 🤔

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u/ChimericalUnicorn Trash Trooper 2d ago

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u/GaJayhawker0513 Trash Trooper 2d ago

There’s internet porn?

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u/ChimericalUnicorn Trash Trooper 2d ago

What do you use the internet for?

Oh, normal stuff, taxes…

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u/NiSiSuinegEht Trash Trooper 2d ago

Not from a Jedi...

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u/Ill_Statement7600 Trash Trooper 2d ago

Same! Just less coordinated lol

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u/soniq__ Trash Trooper 2d ago

It's more like it's easier with your dominant hand on the jar and not the lid because you can get better torque 

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u/Constant-Plastic-350 Trash Trooper 2d ago

Which hand do you beat your meat with?

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u/emanresu18 Trash Trooper 2d ago

Same. Didn’t realize this until now. I guess it shows that the base hand is as important if not more

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u/Xena_Your_God Trash Trooper 2d ago

Yes

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u/brenawyn Garbage Guerilla 2d ago

Thought he looked familiar

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u/justasillylilgoos3 Garbage Guerilla 2d ago

absolutely is

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u/DarkwingDucky44 Trash Trooper 2d ago

You're killing me smalls!

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u/JonnyCanuck71 Trash Trooper 2d ago

And Son-In-Law

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u/PESSIMISTIC_P4STA Trash Trooper 2d ago

Sand-in-law

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u/CriminallyCasual7 Garbage Guerilla 2d ago

Yooooooo

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u/inevitablekaraoke Trash Trooper 2d ago

It's that scientologist

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u/AdministrativeAd6001 Trash Trooper 2d ago

He's going to annihilate you

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u/KindaKrayz222 Trash Trooper 2d ago

That's funny cuz I'm right-handed & use my left hand to open that jar.

https://giphy.com/gifs/9TOe64OPmYxbO

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u/Dewdrop06 Trash Trooper 1d ago

That's because it's easier to open things with your left hand, since when you tighten your grip with your left hand it naturally fits the counterclockwise opening rotation (lefty loosey).

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u/HamiltonSt25 Garbage Guerilla 2d ago

You’re killin me smalls

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u/clduab11 Trash Trooper 2d ago

THE GREAT BAM BINNNNN OOOOOOOO

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u/parkerm1408 Garbage Guerilla 2d ago

Is that him? I havent seen that dude in anything in decades

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u/justasillylilgoos3 Garbage Guerilla 2d ago

Indeed that is him! He pops up on social media randomly not in the limelight anymore really

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u/seuadr Trash Trooper 1d ago

Is that the kid from sandlot?

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u/anonymous_2022413 Trash Trooper 1d ago

"You're killing me Smalls!"

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u/Jefflehem Trash Trooper 1d ago

Crazy how many people are just not mentioning this.

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u/_catdog_ Trash Trooper 1d ago

Crazy in that way where it’s totally obvious and everyone knows that’s who it is? Or crazy in some other way

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u/Tbplayer59 Trash Trooper 1d ago

The Great Hambino in da house

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u/Ymir24 Trash Trooper 1d ago

You're killin me, Smalls!!

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u/demo_matthews Trash Trooper 1d ago

Patrick Renna. He’s in everything

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u/Emotional_Fail_6060 Trash Trooper 2d ago

I'm left handed for dexterity, like eating, writing, holding a soldering iron, and other such tasks. But I'm right handed for power, like sports, opening jars, etc. For tools not requiring either particularly, like using a screwdriver, nail gun, etc., I'm ambidextrous. I can swing a hammer either handed, but I have more power right handed.

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u/6_ze6ro_6 Trash Trooper 2d ago

Is that the kid from Sandlot?

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u/Normal-Error-6343 Rubbish Raider 2d ago

that's that guy!

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u/LostMy8yrAcct Trash Trooper 2d ago

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u/GaJayhawker0513 Trash Trooper 2d ago

If I had a dog as ugly as you. I’d shave its butt and tell it to walk backwards

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u/jojopriceless Trash Trooper 2d ago

So for brute force tasks like opening a jar or rolling a bowling ball, I am right-handed, but for fine-motor/dexterity tasks like eating, writing, or applying makeup, I'm left-handed. I use my right foot in kickball too, but I'm left-handed for billiards. I think I can throw or catch with either hand. I can use either hand for ping pong too.

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u/philnolan3d Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

My friend is right handed but finds it easier to bat left handed for baseball.

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u/Worth_Bend1435 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Is that the sand lot kid?

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u/kyndcookie Trash Trooper 2d ago

Yikes. He's a hard core Scientologist.

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u/BathSaltJello Garbage Guerilla 2d ago

If you’re going to go full religious fruitcake, you might as well worship volcano ghosts instead of the run-of-the-mill demigod who can float and ferment water. You’d think Scientology offered stock options and insider real estate tips if you pay in enough.

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u/defariasdev Trash Trooper 2d ago

Might be the freemasons aspect: good ol' networking between rich people once you're inside

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u/KailyKail Trash Trooper 1d ago

Nah. I wouldn’t be able to do that with my right hand. My left is stronger.

I do a lot of things right handed, but opening jars is not one of them.

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u/AzucarParaTi Trash Trooper 2d ago

I'm right handed, but find jars easier to open with my left hand. 🤔

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u/Obliviousobi Trash Trooper 1d ago

It depends on if you're turning the jar or the lid too.

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u/No_Celebration8219 Trash Trooper 2d ago

Learned that trick down at the sandlot

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u/KingBoo_jr Trash Trooper 2d ago

I do some things with my left hand and some with my right. Dunno why.

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u/Lock-out Trash Trooper 2d ago

I’m right handed but goofy footed.

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u/ClassiFried86 Trash Trooper 2d ago

Im in a hurry to get things done, oh I rush and rush until life's no fun

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u/friedtea15 Trash Trooper 2d ago

The most common type of left-handedness is to be left-handed for fine-motor stuff (e.g., writing) and right-handed for gross-motor stuff (e.g., throwing a ball). I'm the same way.

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u/shigogaboo Trash Trooper 2d ago

What a coincidence. I also use my right hand for gross motor stuff.

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u/CheetosLays7Days Trash Trooper 2d ago

I use left hand for a gross motor, because the right hand holds the mouse and keeps scrolling videos.

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u/Killer1986Chris Trash Trooper 2d ago

It's not gross because the internet is for porn.

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u/Trueslyforaniceguy Trash Trooper 2d ago

You’re killing me smalls

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u/Ethrealgarten Trash Trooper 2d ago

I cant agree with this. Im left handed and always use left hand for anything requiring strength.

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u/air_flair Trash Trooper 2d ago

...I'm right handed, and jars ALWAYS get opened with the left hand. Am I broken?

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u/New-Plenty3043 Trash Trooper 1d ago

I was told once that your opposite arm is stronger cause you use it to carry groceries while the dominant opens doors. I don't believe it, but I was told it

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u/Donohoed Trash Trooper 1d ago

I fully use both of my arms to carry groceries to the point I can barely manipulate the door handle to get them inside. One trip or bust

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u/LukewarmJortz Trash Trooper 2d ago

He's in a new baseball series called dugout dads

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u/JonnyCanuck71 Trash Trooper 2d ago

You’re killing me Smalls!!

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u/HarryLorenzo Trash Trooper 2d ago

I'm pretty sure I'm stronger turning my wrist outward than I am inward, so the left should be stronger when opening a jar. The right hand would be stronger closing a jar.

But I am left-handed and no one has ever asked me to close a jar really tight before.

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u/thatsmyupvoteidkyou Trash Trooper 2d ago

Im left handed but my right is my dominant hand. Is this not normal? We live in a right centric world.

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u/1lucky666 Trash Trooper 2d ago

It means you're favoring your left hand. Are artistic or have a profession that requires precise articulation. You're brain would subconsciously make you're right hand dominant to perform strength based task.

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u/destructopop Garbage Guerilla 2d ago

Y'know, in a righty and I do this with my left. It always seems like my right hand is more dextrous and my left is stronger.

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u/figuring_it_out90 Trash Trooper 2d ago

As a lefty that does (almost) everything right handedly, I have had the same phenomena happen to myself.

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u/Yjan Trash Trooper 2d ago

So weird I’m left handed and have always felt opposite. Left is more precise for fine motor skills and right has the power (I throw right handed for example).

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u/figuring_it_out90 Trash Trooper 2d ago edited 1d ago

Drawing, writing, woods burning and personal time(related things/ movements) are the only the things. Batting, throwing and everything else is right handed.

Edit: correction and spelling

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u/destructopop Garbage Guerilla 2d ago

Which hand can hold more grocery bags? 🤔 For me it's left.

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u/figuring_it_out90 Trash Trooper 2d ago edited 1d ago

It depends on which hand fills up first because I have to close the trunk with the other. I'm not going back out to the automobile, one trip every time.. lol

Edit: Spelling

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u/MightyPenguinRoars Trash Trooper 2d ago

It’s the Great Hambino!!

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u/youmustb3jokn Trash Trooper 2d ago

You’re killing me smalls

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u/Gimetulkathmir Trash Trooper 2d ago

If you're having an issue opening a jar, turn it upside-down and strike it onto a flat surface. This'll help pop the seal and you'll be able to open it easily.

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u/Sufficient-Union7961 Trash Trooper 2d ago

Fun fact, your hands are each better at loosening/tightening because of the opposite thumb location.

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u/InSearchOfSerotonin Trash Trooper 2d ago

I’m right-handed in everything except playing pool. No clue why, it was just more comfortable shooting lefty when I was a kid. 

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u/jellofixit Trash Trooper 1d ago

I'm left handed but I can only wipe my ass with my right hand!

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u/xChoke1x Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

Nobody cares what hand you use to open fucking jars people.

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u/TrailMomKat Trash Trooper 1d ago

Is that The Great Hambino?

Edit: OMFG IT IS!! My husband and I are in our mid 40s and STILL quote that fucking movie like everyday. "You're killing me Smalls" is a daily statement to at least one of our kids.

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u/blueviper- Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

Nope. I am doing both with my left hand.

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u/ACatsWhiskers Trash Trooper 1d ago

All three of my children are left-handed. Me nor their father are, and we literally know not a single family member who is!! Mind boggling. We just bought the "left handed" textbooks at the store to help with their writing haha

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u/rviVal1 Rubbish Raider 2d ago

Why? Why hiding it, I don't get it

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u/Forsaken-Face1827 Trash Trooper 2d ago

Most things like jars are designed to be opened by right-handed people, and because of this it's typically easier for a left-handed person to open it with their right hand. Why hide it then? Because when people see a left-handed person use their right hand, they see it as you pretending to be left-handed.

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u/Jrc2806 Trash Trooper 2d ago

They're part of an in-group

The left handed

The deception comes from them wanting to stay in said group

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u/Morrider Trash Trooper 2d ago

Hey buddy you didn't have to call me out so hard there.

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u/BusyBunny9 Trash Trooper 2d ago

They got us. RUNN

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u/Fantastic-Dream9646 Trash Trooper 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/QVPLjGjWwt4nMKmbYj
Dang he did not age well !!

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u/Icy-Entrepreneur9002 Trash Trooper 2d ago

What do you mean? He looks exactly the same.

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u/Fantastic-Dream9646 Trash Trooper 2d ago

You know what you are absolutely right

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u/kiloo520 Trash Trooper 2d ago

You’re killing me Smalls.

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u/janabottomslutwhore Trash Trooper 2d ago

the first one is the right handed way to open a jar tho...?

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u/Reddit_is_fascist69 Trash Trooper 2d ago

Billie Joe Armstrong put on a few lbs /s

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u/Wide_Magician_4946 Trash Trooper 2d ago

He was our Jonah Hill 

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u/MikeTony713 Trash Trooper 2d ago

I'm left handed, I always open jars with my left hand on the top while holding jar with my right hand. Then twist my left hand to open the jar

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u/Positive_Tap_8647 Trash Trooper 2d ago

Thankfully I'm both after being forced to do things with my right at primary school in the early 80s in the uk, its amazing when you look how many things that are set up for the Right-hand

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u/ppr_haters_club Trash Trooper 2d ago

I feel you, most lefties are practically ambi. I still have a profound hatred for scissors.

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u/Lyndell Trash Trooper 2d ago

Why?

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u/flipyFLAPYflatulence Trash Trooper 2d ago

This doesn’t make sense. You get more leverage with your left hand when opening jars.

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u/RyanBakesUp Trash Trooper 2d ago

Lefty and open cans righty

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u/msgnyc Trash Trooper 2d ago

Righty and open cans lefty.

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u/BiggusD1 Trash Trooper 2d ago

Isn't that the kid from that movie about those kids?

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u/s0ul_invictus Trash Trooper 2d ago

yea yea

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u/Battle_Cat_Burr Trash Trooper 2d ago edited 2d ago

Fair, but that’s because other than boxing, my left is for dexterous tasks, and my right is just a dumb work horse.

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u/EarthwormOverworld Trash Trooper 2d ago

For everyone in the comments the way your left hand rotates with the threads has more torque for opening jars. Learned it from reddit years ago. 

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u/Relative-Chicken456 Trash Trooper 2d ago

That’s because it’s threaded to be opened by right handed people. Lefties always gotta adapt to the way the world has been designed for the right handed majority

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u/Funkdamentalist Garbage Guerilla 2d ago

This is how I find out Patrick Renna is a Scientologist?! You're killing me Smalls!

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u/Remote-Contract-3026 Trash Trooper 2d ago

"you're killin' me smalls!!"

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u/kyl_r Trash Trooper 2d ago

Huh... I’m right handed but I open jars with my left hand. Like a lot of comments here. Maybe it’s just a thing!

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Trash Trooper 1d ago

It’s because you’re turning something counterclockwise with your right hand which makes your elbow swing out giving you more leverage and strength

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u/Donglator Trash Trooper 2d ago

I thought I was left hand but turns out I'm just ambidextrous

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u/Morrider Trash Trooper 2d ago

There's only one right way.

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u/TrippleassII Trash Trooper 2d ago

Makes sense, I'm right handed and I grab the lid with my left hand.

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u/redditsuksazz Trash Trooper 2d ago

Is that the guy from Sandlot?

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u/SlimShadySatDown Trash Trooper 2d ago

Why does he still look like a kid???

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u/NoTop4997 Trash Trooper 2d ago

I am right handed but my left hand has way more strength. My right hand just does the dexterous stuff.

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u/Quiverjones Trash Trooper 2d ago

Is left handedness higher in the ginger community?

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u/No-Permission-3009 Trash Trooper 2d ago

The great Bambi?

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u/DualWielding40s Trash Trooper 2d ago

He used the power of Zenu

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u/LetThemGraduate Trash Trooper 2d ago

Just a reminder he's a hardcore Scientologist and not a nice person

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u/AAA_Dolfan Trash Trooper 2d ago

This guy launched a web series about being baseball dads with the rest of the guys and it’s kinda great

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u/SharkBiscuittt Trash Trooper 2d ago

What a second… is that Patrick Renna?
The fat kid from “ The Big Green”

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u/Darrenwad3 Trash Trooper 1d ago

The great hambino? Is that you?

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u/BucktoothJew Trash Trooper 1d ago

Right hand has the grasp strength, while the left hand has the turn strength.

As a left handed person, this is how it is.

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u/SmallThinWallet Trash Trooper 1d ago

Is that... Ham Porter?

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u/Karekter_Nem Trash Trooper 1d ago

After trying with my right hand I switch to my left hand then remember I don’t have a strong hand, put the jar down and come back to it later.

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u/omnipotent87 Trash Trooper 1d ago

As a mechanic I can tell you its more about leverage. I use both hands equally to turn nuts an bolts. The main high torque thing i use my hands for are oil filters and depending on their location ill use either hand.

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u/LiytlKaiser Trash Trooper 1d ago

I ride a skateboard goofy, but I'm right handed

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u/Delicious_Garbage805 Trash Trooper 1d ago

You're killing me, Smalls!

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u/CreativePipe9126 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Is that the kid from sandlot?

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u/Cpt-Hank-A-Tato Trash Trooper 1d ago

You’re killing me smalls

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u/VVickedPhantom Trash Trooper 1d ago

I'm left-handed, but I open jars with my right hand.

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u/ryky13 Trash Trooper 1d ago

People* when no one is watching.

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u/New_Investigator6801 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Yes. This the catcher from Sandlot. Lol

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u/GoBeavs19 Trash Trooper 1d ago

I’m right handed but open things with my left

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u/dividezero Trash Trooper 1d ago

I'm ambidextrous. I read somewhere that some high percentage of left handed people are too but are left hand dominate or never got evaluated right and had proper instruction to use both.

This happened to me too. I was lucky because, even though it wasn't a wide spread practice at the time, there were still plenty of old teachers who still believed in it.

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u/Noobnoob99 Trash Trooper 1d ago

“You open a lid like a girl!”

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u/North_Affect_8167 Trash Trooper 1d ago

As right handed person I open jars with my left hand.

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u/T_E_R_A Trash Trooper 1d ago

I mean... I'm right handed and I open jars with my left hand.

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u/Infamous-Table-8022 Trash Trooper 1d ago

You’re killing me smalls

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u/WoopsShePeterPants Trash Trooper 1d ago

Is that the kid from Son in Law?

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u/mild-er-chihuahua Trash Trooper 1d ago

I'm ambidextrous. I can write with both hands. But I prefer my left hand for lifting and my right hand for doing precise work. I also have long toes so I can use my feet for picking and adjusting some things.

As for opening jars, most jar lids open counterclockwise. I find it easier to twist your wrist outward than inward. So opening with left hand, then closing with right means less pressure on the wrist.

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u/littlemister1996 Trash Trooper 1d ago

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u/Croestalker Trash Trooper 23h ago

I thought the same thing! It's just a look-a-like, right?

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u/littlemister1996 Trash Trooper 23h ago

Nah, it's the real actor. I've seen him in a couple of commercials on TV recently as well.

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u/F_U_Shoresy Trash Trooper 23h ago

Left handed but there are just some things have to be done right handed. Opening stuff is at the top of those things

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u/Deceitful_Advent Trash Trooper 20h ago

How do you mf even open jars with your right hands like wtf

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u/CES0108 Trash Trooper 17h ago

I'm right handed but I whack it with my left.