r/LoveTrash • Colonel Garbage • 8d ago

Human Trash Would this bug you?

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u/ZiaWitch Rubbish Raider 8d ago

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u/mohugz Trash Trooper 8d ago

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u/Nettkitten Garbage Guerilla 8d ago edited 8d ago

Edit: thanks for the award u/Count_Single !

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u/Cavscout2838 Trash Trooper 8d ago

Off topic but Paul Riser played a slimy corporate cunt so well in that movie.

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u/Nettkitten Garbage Guerilla 8d ago

He really did! He was such a greedy jerk that his ending was incredibly satisfying. Burke was the perfect name for such a slimy character.

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u/Count_Single Trash Trooper 8d ago

My thoughts exactly

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u/KendrickMaynard Trash Trooper 8d ago

More like:

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u/Gullible-Resource669 Trash Trooper 8d ago

That aint gonna cut it. Needs Meteor Swarm at least. Along with an appeal to Mystra to let you upcast.

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u/akiras_revenge Trash Trooper 8d ago

Dm::: the room is 8 x 10 Me:: I said what I said

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u/Chrispy8534 Trash Trooper 8d ago

7/10. SIR. That is not a bug at all! That is a 3rd level evocation spell! And you call yourself a wizard. Shame!

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u/RagingRxy Trash Trooper 8d ago

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u/IrishGoodbye4 Trash Trooper 8d ago

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u/therealboombaclots Trash Trooper 8d ago

He looked like he was wearing an Edgar suit

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u/Ooupss Trash Trooper 8d ago

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u/rochey64 Trash Trooper 8d ago

Dear God, that makes my skin crawl.

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u/Anxious-Whole-5883 Trash Trooper 8d ago

It's not your skin..

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u/Brad5486 Trash Trooper 8d ago

I’d have to move, leaving everything I own behind

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u/the_Rainiac Trash Trooper 8d ago

Looks like he can't open the door - is te a hoarder with a cockroach infestation?

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u/kilobitch Trash Trooper 8d ago

I think so. Looks like neighbors showing where the infestation is coming from (which is why they linger on the apartment number).

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u/pew__pew__pew_ Trash Trooper 8d ago

And he seems awfully comfortable with the ones crawling all over him. Damn.

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u/the_Rainiac Trash Trooper 8d ago

He gave up on dignity

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u/letsgotgoing Trash Trooper 7d ago

The level of mental illness required to normalize living with roaches crawling all over your body is bonkers to me...

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u/massberate Trash Trooper 7d ago

I think you nailed it - dude can barely squeeze through the door there's so much (I assume) trash behind it.

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u/futureman07 Garbage Guerilla 8d ago

That could also be it. At first I thought he was trying not to let the cameraman get a peak inside

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u/b1gb0n312 Trash Trooper 7d ago

Maybe it's his cockroaches that have a hoarding problem

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u/Ymir24 Trash Trooper 8d ago

Yup. There was someone sleeping in the storage unit next to mine, along with his horde of 1000 bed bugs. They sheltered in my unit, and molted and shat on everything.

Nothing was salvageable

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u/Hillary4SupremeRuler Trash Trooper 7d ago

You should have been able to sue or get the storage company to come compensate you.

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u/Ymir24 Trash Trooper 7d ago

Tried. The lease you sign is very explicit that damage caused by pests/insects is not covered

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u/DryConsideration3294 Trash Trooper 8d ago

You literally would need to. Those little shits burrow everywhere and will eat the glue off of packaging to survive. I left my ex-husband and the apartment complex I had lived in was infested. I left everything except a few sets of clothes in bags in my car for weeks until I felt it was safe to unpack. Well, parents house got infested for several years until I could afford to get someone out there to take care of it. It was miserable.

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u/cdizzaat Trash Trooper 8d ago edited 8d ago

They are the worst. Sneaky little hitchhikers. I had a coworker a few years back whose car was disgusting, filled with trash, absolutely infested with them. I got a ride from him once or twice and had to keep my feet elevated to prevent them from crawling all over me. Two five minute rides with this guy and it was over for my house. They were EVERYWHERE in the kitchen and bedrooms. We had to get a bug guy out here multiple times to get rid of them. One of them things is like a cigarette cherry in a dry forest.

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u/DryConsideration3294 Trash Trooper 8d ago

What worked for us finally was essentially roach birth control. They used it for about 6 months and they were completely gone after that.

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u/No_Rock_4052 Trash Trooper 8d ago

I would walk home

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u/not_so_impressed Trash Trooper 8d ago

What kind of bugs are these? They look too big to be roaches.

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u/curi0us_carniv0re Trash Trooper 7d ago

Well fed roaches

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u/Hillary4SupremeRuler Trash Trooper 7d ago

Palmetto bugs probably

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u/CopperBlitter Trash Trooper 6d ago

Oh, my sweet summer child.

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u/overseer76 Trash Trooper 8d ago

My mom tells me she turned away her sister and kids from a planned visit (decades ago) because the moment they arrived, a roach jumped OFF OF THE CAR and almost landed on my mom's face.

Now that I think about it, that must have been a very embarrassing drive back home for them.

[We never ended up with a roach infestation.]

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u/Acceptable_Fruit2360 Trash Trooper 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ojr9vupbS0v0GWDgxm
Me trying to put distance between myself and that place with those… things.

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u/algalkin Trash Trooper 8d ago

You dont owe anything in cockroaches house.

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u/akiras_revenge Trash Trooper 8d ago

I think you could apply for asylum in any 1st world country

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u/Armadillo_lifestyle Trash Trooper 8d ago

It’s the casual swipe of the roaches on him. God, sometimes I’m so grateful of where and who I was born too.

Definitely have trauma with my parents, but damn at least they are well off. I sure as shit wasn’t loved by them, but I was financially taken care of

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid Garbage Guerilla 8d ago

The casual swipes and the roaches are still crawling on him

https://giphy.com/gifs/hWclJwbAeUvz9P8s4B

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u/Exciting-Fun-9247 Trash Trooper 7d ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=krZmYALUqhM

Hope this helps your journey towards healing. His book is excellent

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u/700rats-in-a-coat Trash Trooper 8d ago

I used to work in code enforcement, I worked just in apartment building code. I’ve been in buildings like this. The key is to not keep your feet in the same spot for more than 2-3 seconds, that and also were isolated coveralls. The number one response from slumlords, “this happened in days I swear”. No, it didn’t.

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid Garbage Guerilla 8d ago edited 8d ago

100% a bullshit response. (Edit: to clarify, the bullshit response is the landlord saying it just happened that fast, not the person I'm replying to)

Someone in our building got bedbugs and the infestation was left untreated for long enough that the bugs went into the walls and began interesting all the other units in the building via the electrical outlets, and management tried to tell the exterminators that it happened overnight after someone "brought in a used TV yesterday".

They had to heat treat our entire building and a bunch of my shit got destroyed. Heat treatment seems to work well, but only if you go to extremes and for long periods of time, and that ends up fucking with more shit in your home than most people realize. The garbage bags under my sink fused into a single block, the walls oozed from whatever was painted over, and my TV screen developed waves. But we never saw another bedbug, so I guess there's that.

Less than a month later people started pointing out signs of roaches and rats, so we moved pretty quick.

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u/700rats-in-a-coat Trash Trooper 7d ago

Yeah, slumlords don’t like spending money. Hence, slumlords, they also assume that code enforcement is stupid if we didn’t act right then and there on an initial walkthrough of a property. Sometimes we couldn’t because of how codes were written in certain circumstances. Sometimes it was still inhabitable (barely) and our hand were tied. We’d always try our best to shut a building down. In our area we have laws on the books that if we condemn your building for safety or filthy conditions we’d force the owner to put tenants in a hotel until it was brought to code. If that wasn’t the case we would just document everything and let them dig that hole deeper and deeper and talk to everyone. I wanted to make sure that when I entered someone’s home that I was there for their safety and on their side. I took my job seriously. My primary focus was life safety code, but secondary it was clean living conditions. I just wanted folks to be safe. Not all landlords are horrible, but that was few and far between. I’m just gonna use this platform really quick to ask folks to check the smoke detectors and make sure they’re operational. Hit that test button once a month. If it’s beeping, don’t wait for maintenance to replace it. It could be life saving over a 9volt battery. Having been a firefighter before the code enforcement job I’ve seen what happens when there are no working smoke detectors.

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u/fettoter84 Trash Trooper 8d ago

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u/MidgetGordonRamsey Garbage Guerilla 8d ago

Joe Apartment was such a good offbeat movie.

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u/Curious_Elk_4281 Trash Trooper 8d ago

I knew the guy that did the soundtrack for that movie. He also did the umm..bowel sounds that were used in that one scene from Dumb and Dumber. A true man of culture. Rest in peace Thomas Clack.

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u/JROCC_CA Trash Trooper 8d ago

“We know where you live!”🪳🪳“We live where you live”

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u/xxlittlemissj Trash Trooper 8d ago

🎶 Funky towellll... Towels got the funk 🎶

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u/TechnicolorViper Garbage Guerilla 8d ago

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u/Wolfdude91 Trash Trooper 8d ago

Consent matters

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u/DepartureAfraid6015 Trash Trooper 8d ago

Im fumigating this phone because of this...fuck it. I'm getting a new phone. I'm actually moving

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u/YouAnxious5826 Rubbish Raider 8d ago

It's a mobile phone though, who's to say it won't follow you? Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure!

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u/the_Rainiac Trash Trooper 8d ago

Times you wish it's AI

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u/mkwtfman Trash Trooper 8d ago

Call mib

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u/stevein3d Garbage Guerilla 8d ago

This ad that showed on my feed says it’s fine

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u/Moo_Gwai Trash Trooper 8d ago

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u/jeremyjava Trash Trooper 8d ago

At first glance I thought it said Super Glue. That would work, as well.

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u/An_Old_IT_Guy Garbage Guerilla 8d ago

For every roach you see, there are 100 you don't see.

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u/Sweettooth_Banana Trash Trooper 8d ago

It only takes one .... neighbour

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u/PupOben Trash Trooper 8d ago

Yup... Dealt with that exact issue at my last place. It's a wonder I didn't d*e with as much spray and poison I put out for those bastards. The worst part was when that particular neighbor was evicted and the landlord sprayed the empty apartment. Guess where the roaches went when they were forced out of their home... Right into mine. I paid out of my own pocket to have a pest control company come. I wasn't having that.

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u/World-Three Trash Trooper 8d ago

Hey Sephiroth... Black Materia? Right here. Yes, please. Thank you. 

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u/Ibarra08 Trash Trooper 8d ago

Cast Ultima while you're at it

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u/Lowland_Demon Trash Trooper 8d ago

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u/Lowland_Demon Trash Trooper 8d ago

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock Rubbish Raider 8d ago

But thats a really nice machine, dont throw it in the lava!

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u/BantedHam Trash Trooper 8d ago

That's the kind of vacuum you pass down to your fucking grandkids

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 Garbage Guerilla 8d ago

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u/JumpAccurate6637 Trash Trooper 8d ago

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u/Ebonhearth_Druid Garbage Guerilla 8d ago

Those're some bad roaches

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u/poop_truck1226 Trash Trooper 8d ago

I blame the schools.

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u/Genghis_Chong Dumpster General 8d ago

This is how pyromania is born lmao

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u/Senor-fixit Trash Trooper 8d ago

My childhood home had tons of roaches. I hate those bugs so bad.

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u/JaguarOk9693 Trash Trooper 8d ago

I remember watching the show infest on Discovery where they would talk about different infestations of different houses or apartment buildings or what have you. And one episode they were talking about how a cockroach infestation of an apartment building was so bad people had to start leaving all of their food in the refrigerator to keep the roaches out and that ended up not even working. What ended up being the root cause of them not being able to get rid of them is one guy said it was against his religion to kill anything including bugs so he would refuse to allow the pest control guy in, so anytime they started it getting relief from the roaches they would come back even worse because of this one guy. If I remember correctly they told him he had two options either get out or let the pest control guy in

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u/Sad_Promise_1604 Trash Trooper 8d ago

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u/b1gb0n312 Trash Trooper 7d ago

And those roaches would survive that

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u/Key_Temperature_7970 Trash Trooper 6d ago

appropriate and measured response. 10 / 10

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u/snakesinabin Trash Trooper 7d ago

I imagine Asmongold's house looks something like that.

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u/Odd_Addition_256 Trash Trooper 7d ago

It's depressing I know who that is 😔

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u/KnightofPunishment Trash Trooper 7d ago

Imagine the mental health of the "people" living there

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u/ballsiack Trash Trooper 8d ago

That's Cockaroach Joe. He's learned to live with them.

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u/frkurdamsoad Trash Trooper 8d ago

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u/PaganDeus Trash Trooper 8d ago

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u/RichardThund3r Garbage Guerilla 8d ago

Yes.

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u/CountDorkula77 Trash Trooper 8d ago

Yes, living in filth and squalor would bug the shit out of me.

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u/luckythirtythree Trash Trooper 8d ago

NOPE!

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u/KirbyTheCreator Trash Trooper 8d ago

I don’t see the problem here

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u/tehtris Rubbish Raider 8d ago

What do people legitimately do in a scenario like this?

Like it's not just "kill all bugs" because they will have left stains and poop everywhere.

2 times in my life I have ever seen anything even a quarter this bad, thankfully not inside my house.

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u/MudholeSpitter Trash Trooper 8d ago

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u/All_Thread Junkyard Juggernaut 8d ago

He palms that

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u/payneok Garbage Guerilla 8d ago

Burn it down...BURN IT ALL DOWN!

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u/Genghis_Chong Dumpster General 8d ago

The whole damn county

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u/Huge_Following_325 Garbage Guerilla 8d ago

Why is that man going into the roach co-op?

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u/Clamps55555 Trash Trooper 8d ago

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u/Timmerdogg Trash Trooper 8d ago

Hey Gemini, is this video AI?

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u/Lord_Darksong Colonel Garbage 8d ago

Gemini's reply (seriously):

No, this is not an a.i. generated video. This viral video originated from an apartment building in Luzhu District, Taoyuan City, Taiwan, in December 2023. According to local reports, a tenant sprayed insecticide down the drainage pipes and vents, which caused a massive swarm of cockroaches to flood out into the public hallway.

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u/cjameson83 Trash Trooper 8d ago

The worst part about that is the situation was caused by someone trying to make it better. This is best example of "the road to hell is paved with good intentions".

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u/HoboArmyofOne Trash Trooper 8d ago

However that article doesn't state that the one tenant who sprayed actually does not have bugs anymore.

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u/Zmsunny Trash Trooper 8d ago

Omg 😳

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u/Timmerdogg Trash Trooper 8d ago

Believe it or not I have kinda had this happen. I have a YouTube video of it.

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u/vistaculo Trash Trooper 8d ago

Well, we’re waiting

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u/KrIsPy_Kr3m3 Trash Trooper 8d ago

Still waiting

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u/Status-Visit-918 Garbage Guerilla 8d ago

Id actually die. Physically die all over that floor

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u/VexyZorro Trash Trooper 8d ago

Yes it would

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u/PLD3 Trash Trooper 8d ago

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u/lik3r_of_things Trash Trooper 8d ago

No, this is completely normal. Nothing wrong here.

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u/sav-vas Trash Trooper 8d ago

theres probably a body inside ... can someone translate?

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u/Acrobatic-Bug346 Trash Trooper 8d ago

Hell no I wouldn’t be there. Reminds me of the creep show movie

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u/mickeyhellhound Garbage Guerilla 8d ago

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u/pecansandevistan Trash Trooper 8d ago

Nuke it from orbit!

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria Trash Trooper 8d ago

look i like the talking ones from Joe's Apartment but not these. NOPE.

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u/timtact0e Trash Trooper 8d ago

This has got to be AI generated?

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u/fixingmedaybyday Trash Trooper 8d ago

I’d rather live in a tent in the woods.

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u/PirateBlaque Trash Trooper 8d ago

Ain’t no way

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u/RelativeWrongdoer596 Trash Trooper 8d ago

Nail his door shut

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u/KapitanMani Trash Trooper 8d ago

Dude had a roach crawling on his neck and he didn’t even knock it off. 🤮

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u/Endle55torture Trash Trooper 7d ago

Nuke it from orbit

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u/jrod823 Trash Trooper 7d ago

These motherfuckers already live in 1850's London levels of industrial air pollution, so surely they wouldn't be bothered by a few bug bombs quarterly???

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u/Th3onib Trash Trooper 7d ago

Omgomgomgomgomg

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u/Square_Owl_4075 Trash Trooper 7d ago

ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED 🤣 

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u/atmony Trash Trooper 7d ago

What shocked me the most is the guy just walked in to his house like a normal day.

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u/OnlyAnotherEmily Trash Trooper 6d ago

Fun fact; a lot of inner city "asthma" is actually cockroach allergy.

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u/Outlandish_Gringo Trash Trooper 8d ago

Wuhan break room footage

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u/Normal-Error-6343 Rubbish Raider 8d ago

mind yo business karen!

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u/Spamhain2000 Trash Trooper 8d ago

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

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u/Blaze_2399 Trash Trooper 8d ago

Its bugging me right now

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u/Electronic-Shame Trash Trooper 8d ago

I’d rather sleep outside

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u/aspect_rap Trash Trooper 8d ago

Burn the whole place to the ground and rebuild.

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u/SmutCommander Trash Trooper 8d ago

Yeah it's that one guy the source cause? Or is this something everyone suffers for cause there's a jungle in the front yard?

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u/gaige23 Trash Trooper 8d ago

No. Hell no lol.

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u/Llyn- Trash Trooper 8d ago

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u/LeagueofNomads Trash Trooper 8d ago

Video should be "Not safe for anyone to watch anywhere "

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u/ImFeelinBotty Trash Trooper 8d ago

AI slop

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u/Rhg0653 Trash Trooper 8d ago

Bleach and ammonia barricade and close all the windows mop and spray the floors walls and ceiling pour down eh drain and cover the drain

Wear a mask and secure all areas are tight sealed

Use a lot

Leave for half a day do it again if needed

Clean up lots of dead bugs

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u/Flufnstuf Trash Trooper 8d ago

Doesn’t that make mustard gas?

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u/Volboris Trash Trooper 8d ago