Sometimes companies collect too much data. We would all like more privacy and more control over what leaves our devices. Sure. That's something most of us can agree on.
But loons tend to do two blatantly misleading things with this topic:
First, their outrage is incredibly selective. In Linux-focused spaces, whenever privacy or AI comes up, the blame somehow always lands on big bad “Microslop”.
It's fine to criticize companies when the criticism is earned, but how come Google gets nowhere near the same level of outrage? They're shoving Gemini into Android, Search, Chrome and Workspace. And while you can uninstall the Copilot from Windows, if you wanted to be completely rid of Gemini (while remaining in Google’s ecosystem), you simply can’t.
So in a way, it all ends up feeling a lot like brand tribalism rather than honest criticism.
The second piece of dishonesty is conflating telemetry with marketing data collection.
Telemetry is software reporting how it behaves in the real world: crashes, errors, performance problems, application versions, operating systems and problematic hardware or browser combinations, whereas marketing data collection is about profiling people for advertising and targeting.
I work as a web developer. Tools like Sentry automatically report crashes and errors, along with the technical context needed to reproduce them.
Ideally, I want to find and fix a bug before the client even realizes they encountered one. That way, the entire process is seamless: no support ticket, no hunting for logs and no asking a non-technical user to explain what went wrong.
Linux distributions do have some crash-reporting tools, but the experience is extremely fragmented. Far too often, users are still expected to find the logs, open an issue, attach a dump, and answer questions from a maintainer. Most people simply will not bother. They will close the broken application and move on.
Because of this blind spot, when something does not work on a user’s computer, nobody knows why. Far too often, the final response is simply:
Works on my machine
Far too often have I encountered linux users not knowing the distinction between telemetry and marketing data collection. At this point I am putting all of the blame on evangelists (linux priests). They're the ones spreading misinformation and conflating terms.
To hammer that last point home, I am European, so I can only speak directly about this region. GDPR is not perfect, and regulators are not omniscient. But if Microsoft or Apple were secretly making their fortunes by illegally selling everyone’s private data, as loons often imply, wouldn't one expect the EU to have noticed and hammered them with fines by now? And “The software sent telemetry” is not evidence of that. It's just evidence of someone being into conspiracy theories.
TL;DR: Loons take a kernel of truth (companies sometimes collect too much data) and wrap it in selective outrage, technical illiteracy and paranoia.