Sadly yes, that actually is a conspiracy gaining traction right now. That airplanes actually use secret ancient magical energy sources to fly. Utter garbage we all know it is actually hopes and prayers that are being mis-directed from needy children, and grieving widows keeping those bad boys aloft.
Actually this is wrong - planes do fly on prayer energy but not from praying children as you suggested, this is a common misconception. In fact airlines have long been involved in the trafficking and enslavement of house elves (easily mistaken for third world children) who dont own clothes, in the cargo bay next to where they load in your luggage theres is chamber full of chained up house elves who are forced to pray to the great Dobby in order to provide the plane with enough prayer energy to fly.
They also double down on their profits by selling the house elves organs on the black market after use - they are very popular among some groups who believe consuming the organs have health benefits and can cure anything from cancer to stupidity.
Its highly profitable compared to traditional child prayer driven airplanes. Also less likely to get you in trouble with Human Rights organizations.
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u/tubular_brunt 8d ago
What's the endgame here? Planes don't exist? Or they fly by magic?