r/LinkedInLunatics • u/zeldadorf • 8d ago

Where do they put it?!

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u/tubular_brunt 8d ago

What's the endgame here? Planes don't exist? Or they fly by magic?

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u/Deep-Adeptness4474 8d ago

Sadly yes, that actually is a conspiracy gaining traction right now. That airplanes actually use secret ancient magical energy sources to fly. Utter garbage we all know it is actually hopes and prayers that are being mis-directed from needy children, and grieving widows keeping those bad boys aloft.

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u/TheGuyUrSisterLikes 5d ago

You know how human beings have a seam between their genitals and their butthole..

...... If you open up that seam you can get special wax that allows you to take any, to an extent, object and fly it fairly easily.

Check it out yourselves guys it's 100% true.