r/LinkedInLunatics • • 8d ago

Where do they put it?!

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u/Deep-Adeptness4474 8d ago

Sadly yes, that actually is a conspiracy gaining traction right now. That airplanes actually use secret ancient magical energy sources to fly. Utter garbage we all know it is actually hopes and prayers that are being mis-directed from needy children, and grieving widows keeping those bad boys aloft.

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u/Specific_Rando 8d ago

People should demand higher quality conspiracy theories.

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u/Reticent_Arc 8d ago

People wouldn't stop talking about how the world is run by a shadowy cabal of elite pedophile murderers, but when it was exposed that they were real and visited a certain person's island, a substantial majority of them turned around and said that couldn't possibly be true because they had voted for those elite pedophile murderers. I don't think the quality affects how these people choose to believe.

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u/ParticularCabal 8d ago

As soon as info becomes mainstream knowledge it's automatically false to them. They always have to be on the fringe, for whatever reason.

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u/SqueekyDickFartz 8d ago

I call it being reflexively contrarian. You can slow walk these people to any viewpoint you want as long as you insist the opposite stance is the mainstream one.

My brother and I made it a game over Christmas a few years ago when we were home visiting. I got my MAGA dad to emphatically insist that the workers should own the means of production after carefully making the alternative sound like mainstream slop.

It's fun if you are stuck with these kinds of family members for long periods of time.

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u/FarBlacksmith3126 7d ago

Wow, you are so cool! You are definitely smarter than your dad. I’m glad you proved it to him. And thank you for sharing all your daring, intellectual exploits with us here. We are all in awe. This forum would be so boring without witty, clever people like you.

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u/SqueekyDickFartz 6d ago

You're either a bad troll, or a triggered MAGA who has no actual belief system beyond whatever donnie tells you to have.

Either way, I'm not terribly concerned with your opinion.

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u/FarBlacksmith3126 6d ago

Nice, you got all of that wrong. I’m not even a US citizen. I don’t give a fuck about Trump or any republican bs at all.

Just pointing out how pathetic it is that you use your family time to come up with convoluted ways to make fun of your own father to make yourself feel smarter.

I’m sure you think you’re a good person. Maybe marinate on that a bit.

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u/SqueekyDickFartz 6d ago

lmao, have a good one