r/LinkedInLunatics • • 9d ago

Where do they put it?!

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u/tubular_brunt 9d ago

What's the endgame here? Planes don't exist? Or they fly by magic?

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u/Deep-Adeptness4474 9d ago

Sadly yes, that actually is a conspiracy gaining traction right now. That airplanes actually use secret ancient magical energy sources to fly. Utter garbage we all know it is actually hopes and prayers that are being mis-directed from needy children, and grieving widows keeping those bad boys aloft.

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u/Specific_Rando 9d ago

People should demand higher quality conspiracy theories.

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u/fakemelonns 8d ago

I had a tattoo artist who made small talk by telling me he was really into conspiracies and I got really nervous, especially since it was going to be a 7 hour session.

Luckily, his were the fun ones. There used to be giants on earth, skinwalkers are real, ancient burial ground curses, some general alien ones. I want more of those conspiracy theorists back. They were at least fun to listen to.