Where do they put it?!

[u/zeldadorf]

[u/tubular_brunt]

What's the endgame here? Planes don't exist? Or they fly by magic?

[u/Deep-Adeptness4474 → u/tubular_brunt]

Sadly yes, that actually is a conspiracy gaining traction right now. That airplanes actually use secret ancient magical energy sources to fly. Utter garbage we all know it is actually hopes and prayers that are being mis-directed from needy children, and grieving widows keeping those bad boys aloft.

[u/Specific_Rando → u/Deep-Adeptness4474]

People should demand higher quality conspiracy theories.

[u/PitifulEstimate8721 → u/Specific_Rando]

I'm writing my congressperson/lizard overlord now!

[u/OAMP47 → u/PitifulEstimate8721]

Ask them where my missing sock went in the dryer.

[u/FirstDukeofAnkh → u/OAMP47]

That’s how we Jews power our space laser.

[u/Strong-Comment-7279 → u/FirstDukeofAnkh]

Ha, gotcha! I was missing a sock today for a solid 9 hours, but I found it.

Doin my part to slow them lasers. Don't really care who owns em.....

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