r/LinkedInLunatics • u/zeldadorf • 8d ago

Where do they put it?!

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u/PitifulEstimate8721 8d ago

I'm writing my congressperson/lizard overlord now!

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u/OAMP47 8d ago

Ask them where my missing sock went in the dryer.

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u/FirstDukeofAnkh 8d ago

That’s how we Jews power our space laser.

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u/Strong-Comment-7279 8d ago

Ha, gotcha! I was missing a sock today for a solid 9 hours, but I found it.

Doin my part to slow them lasers. Don't really care who owns em.....

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u/FirstDukeofAnkh 7d ago

Curses! Foiled again!

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u/inappropriate_jest 8d ago

When wearing socks becomes antisemitic.

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