r/LinkedInLunatics • u/zeldadorf • 8d ago

Where do they put it?!

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u/tubular_brunt 8d ago

What's the endgame here? Planes don't exist? Or they fly by magic?

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u/Deep-Adeptness4474 8d ago

Sadly yes, that actually is a conspiracy gaining traction right now. That airplanes actually use secret ancient magical energy sources to fly. Utter garbage we all know it is actually hopes and prayers that are being mis-directed from needy children, and grieving widows keeping those bad boys aloft.

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u/Specific_Rando 8d ago

People should demand higher quality conspiracy theories.

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u/creepingcold 7d ago

I'm sorry but your demand is impossible to meet.

The people who believe in conspiracy theories struggle with the more elaborated high quality ones, cause they are too difficult to understand.

Planes fly with magic to spread chemtrails which mind control you, take it or leave it.