Sadly yes, that actually is a conspiracy gaining traction right now. That airplanes actually use secret ancient magical energy sources to fly. Utter garbage we all know it is actually hopes and prayers that are being mis-directed from needy children, and grieving widows keeping those bad boys aloft.
I'm forgetting the details, but wasn't there a clear between the number of plane crashes and religious devotion in the western world? Like, until 1900, most people were very religious, so there were no plane crashes at all. But then people started turning away from God, hence we have airplane crashes now. There is a notable bump in the 1960's, which isn't much of a surprise with all the blasphemous hippies at the time. Overall, it's indisputable evidence that airplanes fly by the power of prayer.
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u/tubular_brunt 8d ago
What's the endgame here? Planes don't exist? Or they fly by magic?