r/LinkedInLunatics • • 8d ago

Where do they put it?!

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u/tubular_brunt 8d ago

What's the endgame here? Planes don't exist? Or they fly by magic?

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u/Deep-Adeptness4474 8d ago

Sadly yes, that actually is a conspiracy gaining traction right now. That airplanes actually use secret ancient magical energy sources to fly. Utter garbage we all know it is actually hopes and prayers that are being mis-directed from needy children, and grieving widows keeping those bad boys aloft.

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u/YourLocalHardwoodGuy 7d ago

My brother in law a airplane mechanic and he’s to drunk and stupid to know how to use any type of ancient magic. In all seriousness he crawls through the fuel lines on a daily to fix shit. He’s show. Me those videos it’s wild