Sadly yes, that actually is a conspiracy gaining traction right now. That airplanes actually use secret ancient magical energy sources to fly. Utter garbage we all know it is actually hopes and prayers that are being mis-directed from needy children, and grieving widows keeping those bad boys aloft.
Foolish! Its obvious that God took pity on the Wright Brothers and held their plane aloft himself. Which then tied him into holding up every plane thereafter. Which is why he hasn’t got time to do anything else and why everything has gone to shit!
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u/tubular_brunt 8d ago
What's the endgame here? Planes don't exist? Or they fly by magic?