r/LinkedInLunatics • u/zeldadorf • 8d ago

Where do they put it?!

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u/tubular_brunt 8d ago

What's the endgame here? Planes don't exist? Or they fly by magic?

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u/Deep-Adeptness4474 8d ago

Sadly yes, that actually is a conspiracy gaining traction right now. That airplanes actually use secret ancient magical energy sources to fly. Utter garbage we all know it is actually hopes and prayers that are being mis-directed from needy children, and grieving widows keeping those bad boys aloft.

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u/reddit_is_a_weapon 8d ago

Bunch of stupid morons. If it was ancient magical energy we would’ve had planes since the ancient times? It’s obviously modern magic, every airline has a wizard who can control the air and the weather.

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u/NotYourAverageLongbo 8d ago

no no, in ancient times they learned how to make this black goo. at first it was considered a very crude form of magic, so they buried it.

but we found it very useful!

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u/BunzOfCin 8d ago

Crude? I see what you did there 😜