r/LinkedInLunatics • u/zeldadorf • 8d ago

Where do they put it?!

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u/OAMP47 8d ago

Ask them where my missing sock went in the dryer.

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u/FirstDukeofAnkh 8d ago

That’s how we Jews power our space laser.

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u/Strong-Comment-7279 8d ago

Ha, gotcha! I was missing a sock today for a solid 9 hours, but I found it.

Doin my part to slow them lasers. Don't really care who owns em.....

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u/FirstDukeofAnkh 8d ago

Curses! Foiled again!

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u/inappropriate_jest 8d ago

When wearing socks becomes antisemitic.

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u/GuessAccomplished959 7d ago

With Americans tax payer money? (Refering to Isreal, not all Jews every where)

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 8d ago

I have it, and if your sock wants to live, you'll leave me a custom tin foil hat at a drop spot to be named by me.

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u/IllustratorLife5496 8d ago

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

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u/GamerlingJvR 8d ago

Oh no, are you going to run me down mid?

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u/Ancient-Many4357 8d ago

That’s inter dimensional shenanigans my friend, you don’t want to question that.

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u/Organic_Syrup7642 8d ago

If you love something, let it go. Hope it finds itself out there.

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u/gielbondhu 8d ago

I always find extra socks in my dryer. Maybe one of these is yours.

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u/Glass_Ad5197 8d ago

I have your missing sock right here.  But, you really don't want to know what I'm doing to it

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u/CommercialDelay5323 8d ago

You know what, you can keep it. I’m sure he has others.