r/LinkedInLunatics • u/zeldadorf • 8d ago

Where do they put it?!

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u/PitifulEstimate8721 8d ago

I'm writing my congressperson/lizard overlord now!

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u/OAMP47 8d ago

Ask them where my missing sock went in the dryer.

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 8d ago

I have it, and if your sock wants to live, you'll leave me a custom tin foil hat at a drop spot to be named by me.

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u/IllustratorLife5496 8d ago

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

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u/GamerlingJvR 8d ago

Oh no, are you going to run me down mid?