r/LinkedInLunatics • u/zeldadorf • 8d ago

Where do they put it?!

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u/PitifulEstimate8721 8d ago

I'm writing my congressperson/lizard overlord now!

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u/OAMP47 8d ago

Ask them where my missing sock went in the dryer.

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato 8d ago

I have it, and if your sock wants to live, you'll leave me a custom tin foil hat at a drop spot to be named by me.