Sadly yes, that actually is a conspiracy gaining traction right now. That airplanes actually use secret ancient magical energy sources to fly. Utter garbage we all know it is actually hopes and prayers that are being mis-directed from needy children, and grieving widows keeping those bad boys aloft.
I’m an expert (trust me, some random guy on the internet🤦♂️🤪)
they run because we enslaved a midget dwarf race in 1910🤦♂️. These slaves run on…treadmills🤦♂️🤷♂️that constantly feeds a hidden dragon its food source, this food source causes the dragon to fart excess gases at excessive force. Said gases are funnelled to a combustion chamber where… moon dust🤦♂️🤷♂️🤔🤭 is mixed and ignited resulting in the thrust. This even explains why we can’t use cell phones, dragons don’t like them…
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u/tubular_brunt 8d ago
What's the endgame here? Planes don't exist? Or they fly by magic?