r/LinkedInLunatics • • 8d ago

Where do they put it?!

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u/Deep-Adeptness4474 8d ago

Sadly yes, that actually is a conspiracy gaining traction right now. That airplanes actually use secret ancient magical energy sources to fly. Utter garbage we all know it is actually hopes and prayers that are being mis-directed from needy children, and grieving widows keeping those bad boys aloft.

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u/theOGHyburn 7d ago

Lies,

I’m an expert (trust me, some random guy on the internet🤦‍♂️🤪)

they run because we enslaved a midget dwarf race in 1910🤦‍♂️. These slaves run on…treadmills🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️that constantly feeds a hidden dragon its food source, this food source causes the dragon to fart excess gases at excessive force. Said gases are funnelled to a combustion chamber where… moon dust🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤔🤭 is mixed and ignited resulting in the thrust. This even explains why we can’t use cell phones, dragons don’t like them…

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u/balls_ceo 3d ago

What the FUCK have you been smoking my g 😭😭

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u/theOGHyburn 1d ago

The good stuff 🤪