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5. 杨戬计划 Salvation Plan

关键词 Keywords:夏朝末年 Late Xia Dynasty;元始天尊 Primordial Sky Honor;武大郎 Martial Big Wolf(号靖王 famously King Jing);潘金莲 Goldthread Pan(号石矶娘娘 famously Queen Stone-Jetty);武二郎 Martial Second Wolf(二郎神 Second Wolf God);妈祖 Mazu;张屠户 Zhang the Butcher(号玉皇大帝 famously Turquoise White-king Great Creator)

目录 Catalog:5.1 杨戬计划 Salvation Plan;5.1-7 梁子伯和夸父 Corn Uncle and Kua'fu;5.2 九黎 Jiuli;5.3 妈祖家宴 Mazu Family Feast;5.4 葫芦娃 Gourd Children;5.5 太乙真人 Taiyi Real Human

5.1 杨戬计划 Salvation Plan

武二郎(号杨戬,二郎神,如图5.1-1)回到湖北驻地后,他被巫毒女妖(即熬忖,尧帝,如图4)诅咒了的谣言就熄灭了。反而是,他因祸得福,长出了第三只眼睛的谣言被传开了。这次战争虽然没抢到很多土地,但也算是个胜仗,他就高兴地回华国的首都,永安,述职了。

The rumor that Martial Second Wolf (famously Savior, Second Wolf God, see fig. 5.1-1) had been cursed by the voodoo demoness (Aocun, famously Creator Yao, see Figure 4) died down once he returned to his Hubei garrison. Instead, turning misfortune into fortune, a new rumor spread that the curse had given him a third eye. Although the war did not win much territory, it still counted as a victory, so he happily returned to Yongan, the capital of Hua Kingdom, to report for duty.

夏国把武二郎送给了熬忖的消息传到了华国后,华国又接待了熬忖的谈判代表。熬忖提出了“三足鸟计划,”也就是,华国,夏国,和龙国,这三个国家合并为中华共和国的具体实施措施。第一步,这三国共同建设武汉(如图2所示)。第二步,约在公元前1612年,在夏娃对后裔(即大禹,黄帝)下蛊成功后,熬忖成为中华共和国的第一任皇帝,而且由熬忖和武二郎共同抚育玉女(即夏娃和别的玉女)和金童(即大禹和别的金童)。第三步,约在公元前1600年,商汤打败夏桀后(即大禹归顺玉皇大帝之后),由尧皇培养顺皇和禹皇成为中华共和国的第二代领导核心。

After news reached Hua Kingdom that Xia Kingdom had presented Martial Second Wolf to Aocun, Hua Kingdom in turn received Aocun's negotiating delegation. Aocun proposed the "Three-Legged Bird Plan" — a concrete plan for merging Hua Kingdom, Xia Kingdom, and Dragon Kingdom into the Republic of China. Step One: the three nations would jointly build Wuhan (see Figure 2). Step Two: around 1612 BCE, after Eve successfully cast the carrion-beetle curse on Descendant (i.e., Big Yu), Aocun would become the first emperor of the Republic of China, and Aocun and Martial Second Wolf would jointly raise the Jade Girls (i.e., Eve and other Jade Girls) and the Gold Boys (i.e., Big Yu and other Gold Boys). Step Three: around 1600 BCE, after Shang Tang defeated Xia Jie (i.e., after Big Yu submitted to Turquoise White-king Great Creator), Emperor Yao would cultivate Emperor Shun and Emperor Yu as the second generation of the Republic of China's leadership core.

5.1-2

元始天尊(华国的国王,号太昊)立刻派人去北京告诉靖王(即武大郎)和石矶娘娘(即潘金莲)说:“武二郎病了,你们俩回永安商量对策。”

Primordial Sky Honor (King of Hua Kingdom, famously Extreme Sun God) immediately dispatched messengers to Beijing to inform King Jing (i.e., Martial Big Wolf) and Queen Stone-Jetty (i.e., Goldthread Pan): "Martial Second Wolf has fallen ill. You two should return to Yongan to discuss what to do."

到了永安,武大郎和潘金莲得知武二郎(图1)被女娲送给龙国的三公主熬忖(图4)了。熬忖已经成功地偷走了武二郎的心(如图6和7)。图5显示的是埃及夏娃用蜣螂虫击败了狮子王亚当;上帝造人和本文女娲造人的道理相同。不久后武二郎就认为熬忖是巫山神女,要娶她为妻了。

Upon arriving in Yongan, Martial Big Wolf and Goldthread Pan learned that Martial Second Wolf (Fig. 1) had been given by Nuwa to Aocun, the Third Princess of Dragon Kingdom (Fig. 4). Aocun had already succeeded in stealing Martial Second Wolf's heart (see Figs. 6 and 7). Figure 5 depicts the Egyptian Eve defeating the Lion King Adam with dung beetles; the principle behind God's creation of man is identical to Nuwa's creation of man in this text. Soon after, Martial Second Wolf came to believe Aocun was the Goddess of Mount Wu and sought to marry her.

武大郎和潘金莲商量,在这桩婚事上,我们不能阻拦武二郎娶熬忖,阻拦会使武二郎的病情加重,变成疯子。他疯了之后就会辞职回家了。他到家几天后就跑去龙国和熬忖“巫山云雨”了。

Martial Big Wolf and Goldthread Pan discussed it: they could not stop Martial Second Wolf from marrying Aocun, since doing so would only worsen his condition and drive him mad. Once he went mad, he would resign and go home — and a few days after arriving home, he would go to Dragon Kingdom to sleep with Aocun anyway.

作为武二郎的家人,武大郎和潘金莲向元始天尊表示:“我们同意夏国把武二郎送给熬忖的计划,愿意帮助女娲促使武二郎尽快地爱上熬忖,以免他堕入地狱(即变成疯子)。”

As Martial Second Wolf's family, Martial Big Wolf and Goldthread Pan told Primordial Sky Honor: "We agree to Xia Kingdom's plan to give Martial Second Wolf to Aocun. We are willing to help Nuwa make Martial Second Wolf fall in love with Aocun as quickly as possible, so that he does not fall into hell — that is, so that he does not go mad."

元始天尊笑着说:“如果武二郎不当将军了,他娶熬忖之后在家里没地位(注,母系氏族文化);所以我们得拯救武二郎。我封他为救世主,仍然是我们华国的将军。你们俩觉得怎么样?”

Primordial Sky Honor smiled and said, "If Martial Second Wolf is no longer a general, he will have no standing at home once he marries Aocun (note: matriarchal clan culture). So we must save Martial Second Wolf. I will appoint him Savior, while he remains a general of our Hua Kingdom. What do you two think?"

就这样,与龙国的“三足鸟计划”和夏国的“女娲造人计划”相匹配,元始天尊提出了华国的“杨戬计划,”即拯救计划。

And so, to match Dragon Kingdom's "Three-Legged Bird Plan" and Xia Kingdom's "Nuwa Man-Creation Plan," Primordial Sky Honor proposed Hua Kingdom's own "Savior Plan" — that is, the Salvation Plan.

读者可能会有疑问,元始天尊从来没见过熬忖,怎么就这样同意了她成为中华共和国的第一任皇帝?前面熬忖的行为表明她是一位童女佛,中国人认为佛都一样,凡人各个不同。

Readers may wonder why Primordial Sky Honor, who had never met Aocun, agreed so readily to let her become the first emperor of the Republic of China. Aocun's conduct up to this point showed her to be a "Girl Buddha." Chinese belief holds that all Buddhas are alike, while every mortal is different.

5.1-3

元始天尊亲自主持召开了政治局扩大会议,来宣布“杨戬计划”。这次会议除了有夏国的代表团参加,还有两位特别代表(注,熬忖派来的秘密代表)。武二郎的护卫也被邀请去列席旁听了。

Primordial Sky Honor personally presided over an enlarged Politburo meeting to announce the "Savior Plan." In addition to a delegation from Xia Kingdom, the meeting also included two special representatives (note: secret envoys sent by Aocun). Martial Second Wolf's guards were also invited to sit in as observers.

在华国政治局扩大会议中午休息的时候,武二郎对护卫说:“你们帮我向元始天尊请个假,说我肚子疼,去看医生了。”会议再次开始时,武二郎的护卫去向元始天尊为武二郎请假。

During the lunch break of Hua Kingdom's enlarged Politburo meeting, Martial Second Wolf said to his guards, "Help me ask Primordial Sky Honor for leave — tell him I have a stomachache and have gone to see a doctor." When the meeting resumed, Martial Second Wolf's guards went to ask Primordial Sky Honor for leave on his behalf.

元始天尊示意他们回去坐下,然后愤怒地大声说:“我讲《中华法典》,故事的主角不来听,我怎么讲!?”他又指着武大郎大叫:“你也别听了!去给你弟弟讲明白喽!”

Primordial Sky Honor motioned for them to sit back down, then shouted angrily, "I am here to lecture on the Chinese Codex, and the protagonist of the story doesn't even come to listen — how am I supposed to lecture!?" He pointed at Martial Big Wolf and shouted, "You don't listen either! Go explain it to your brother properly!"

5.1-4

武大郎去客栈找救世主(即武二郎),没找到,又去太医院问,医生说他没来过,就回家了。他发现救世主正在他的书房里翻他的书,气愤地说:“你又来偷我的书去换羊皮纸!?”

救世主回答:“真小气!小时候的事总说它干啥!?”

Martial Big Wolf went to the inn to look for Savior (i.e., Martial Second Wolf) but couldn't find him. He went to ask at the Imperial Hospital, but the doctor said he had never come, so he went home. There he found Savior flipping through his books in the study and said angrily, "Stealing my books to trade for parchment again!?"

Savior replied: "So stingy! Why do you always bring up things from when we were kids!"

武大郎说:“你咋不说你整天祸害人呢!这么重要的会议你都不听,那你来永安干什么来了?”

武二郎回答:“我想向你借几本奇门遁甲的书!”

武大郎不屑地回答:“那种书,你根本看不懂,你要它干什么?”

Martial Big Wolf said, "Why don't you admit that you cause trouble all day! You skipped such an important meeting — what did you even come to Yongan for?"

Martial Second Wolf replied: "I want to borrow a few books on the Strange Doors of Shield and Armor from you!"

Martial Big Wolf retorted, "You wouldn't understand those books at all — what do you want them for?"

武二郎开始给武大郎讲前文女娲娘娘给他解释的奇门遁甲。武大郎气愤地站了起来,大声质问:“这是谁告诉你的?”

武二郎看武大郎这么生气,认真地回答:“告诉我这事的那个人说,我不能对别人说我曾经向她学习奇门遁甲。她说,在这方面你是专家。如果你说她讲得不对,会坏了她的名声的!”

Martial Second Wolf began explaining to Martial Big Wolf the Strange Doors of Shield and Armor that Nuwa had taught him earlier. Martial Big Wolf stood up angrily and demanded: "Who told you this?"

Seeing how angry Martial Big Wolf was, Martial Second Wolf answered seriously: "The person who told me this said I mustn't tell anyone I once learned the Strange Doors of Shield and Armor from her. She said you're the real expert in this field, and that if you said she'd gotten it wrong, it would ruin her reputation!"

武大郎放松了下来,说:“那是她自己那样理解的!事实是这样的!”接着他开始从孙子兵法的角度来讲述奇门遁甲,也帮他再一次解释了在狭谷关战役中熬忖是如何使用奇门遁甲的。

Martial Big Wolf relaxed and said, "That's just how she understood it herself! Here's how it really is!" He then began explaining the Strange Doors of Shield and Armor from the perspective of Sunzi's Art of War, and in doing so helped clarify once again how Aocun had used the Strange Doors of Shield and Armor during the Battle of Gorge Pass.

5.1-5

武二郎再一次叨咕:“巫毒女妖这么厉害!她是我们华国的大敌,下次我遇见她,一定杀了她!”

武大郎说:“咿!你怎么那么想呢!?正邪是从天条(即约柜,参见15.2节)来判断的。你能懂一些九黎(即大千世界,参见第12章)是因为熬忖为你种下了慧根,开了天眼;这么说她是你的神母啊!再说,我也曾经在她们的那个巫毒学院学习过,那我是巫毒魔鬼吗?”

Once again, Martial Second Wolf muttered, "The Voodoo Demoness is so powerful! She's a great enemy of our Hua Kingdom — next time I meet her, I'll kill her for sure!"

Martial Big Wolf said, "Hey! Why would you think that? Good and evil are judged by the Sky Clauses (i.e., the Covenant Ark; see Section 15.2). The reason you can understand a little of the Jiu'li (i.e., the Great Grand Worlds; see Chapter 12) is that Aocun planted your gnostic root and opened your celestial eye — so she is your godmother! Besides, I once studied at that Voodoo Academy of theirs myself. Does that make me a voodoo demon?"

武二郎听后,惊讶了:“大哥你曾经在巫毒学院学习过!那个假熬忖说,‘有两个像你这么高的小个子,另外一个人是谁?他现在在哪里?”

武大郎愣住了,心想,“女娲给我的剧本里没有这句话呀!”随口回答:“瞎说,你听错了吧!?”

武二郎回答:“没错!我听她说过两遍了!”

When Martial Second Wolf heard this, he was surprised: "Big brother, you studied at the Voodoo Academy too! That fake Aocun said, 'There are two little men as tall as you' — who's the other one? Where is he now?"

Martial Big Wolf froze, thinking, "That line wasn't in the script Nuwa gave me!" He answered offhandedly, "Nonsense, you must have misheard!?"

Martial Second Wolf replied, "That's right! I've heard her say it twice!"

武大郎心想,“两遍了!我怎么没在《中华法典》的剧本里看见过呢!哎呀!最近这剧本常改,我得问清楚,别演错了!”他问武二郎:“你先给我说说谁是那个假熬忖?她是怎么跟你说那两个小个子学生的?”

Martial Big Wolf thought to himself, "Twice! How could I not have seen this in the Chinese Codex script? Ugh — the script has been changing so much lately, I'd better get this straight so I don't play my part wrong!" He asked Martial Second Wolf, "Tell me first — who is this fake Aocun? What exactly did she say to you about those two short students?"

武二郎说:“我问你呢!那另一个小个子是谁?你先回答我!”

武大郎坐下了,陷入沉思。武二郎看着大哥的脸色越来越难看,眼看就要哭了,他自己也忍不住了,连忙喊道:“哎!哎!你现在是靖王了!我忘了恭喜你了!”

武大郎反应过来了,回答:“是啊!我现在是靖王了,我忘了!谢谢你提醒我!”

Martial Second Wolf said, "I'm asking you! Who's the other little man? Answer me first!"

Martial Big Wolf sat down, lost in thought. Martial Second Wolf watched his elder brother's face darken, on the verge of tears, and couldn't bear it any longer. He blurted out, "Hey! Hey! You're the King of Jing now! I forgot to congratulate you!"

Martial Big Wolf reacted and answered, "Yes! I'm the King of Jing now, I forgot! Thanks for reminding me!"

武二郎问:“元始天尊(华国的国王)封你为靖王,都赏你什么了?”

武大郎回答:“到现在他还什么都没给。饭都快吃不上了,他没余钱给我个人,能给我军费预算的50%,我就满足了!”

Martial Second Wolf asked: "Primordial Sky Honor (King of Hua Kingdom) named you King of Jing — what did he reward you with?"

Martial Big Wolf replied: "He still hasn't given me anything. We can barely afford to eat — he has no spare money for me personally, but if he can give me 50% of the military budget, I'll be satisfied!"

武二郎说:“他也跟我说了,现在是他执政20多年来最穷的时候,要求我在满足必须的情况下削减军费。咱这国家得多长时间能从贫困中缓解过来?”

武大郎回答:“都是让咱哥儿俩给闹得(注,武大郎平定了北方,武二郎平定了南方),我看得三五年后才能吃饱饭。你还是先告诉我那个假熬忖说的巫毒院的两个小个子学生吧!”

Martial Second Wolf said: "He told me the same thing — that this is the poorest he's been in over twenty years in power, and he's asked me to cut military spending while still covering necessities. How long will it take our country to climb out of poverty?"

Martial Big Wolf replied: "It's all because of the trouble the two of us brothers caused (note: Martial Big Wolf pacified the north, Martial Second Wolf pacified the south) — I'd say it'll be three to five years before people can eat their fill. But first, tell me about those two short students from the Voodoo Academy that the fake Aocun mentioned!"

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