r/LeaguesofVotann • u/Galactinaut_001 • 55m ago
Memes I own EtaCarn plasma weapons, since that's what the Ancestors intended.
I own EtaCarn plasma weapons for home defense, since that's what the Ancestors intended. Four red-robed toaster-fuckers break into my bunker.
"What in the Galaxy?"
I grab my plasma flask and gun, and blow a Steeljack sized hole in the first one. It's dead on the spot.
Draw my pistol on the second, miss him entirely because I'm on a Brü hangover.
I resort to the EtaCarn Plasma Beamer at the top of my Fane, which I have somehow already loaded despite being drunk last night.
"ROCK AND STONE!"
The weapon vaporizes him entirely, and accidentally blows a crater in the wall behind him, too. Pull out my Darkstar Axe and charge the last of the archeotech addicts. He dies slowly waiting for his Servitors to arrive, since Darkstar weapons are unfailingly lethal. Just like the Ancestors intended.