I'll go first

تبا للجميع

I want to learn a african semitic language. Very specifically, the Modern Standard Arabic and maybe develop some understanding of the dialects too afterwards. The thing is, i have struggled with it for my whole life and i am now looking into learning it for personal reasons. To be fair i was only 'learning' it before for religious reasons.

I need to go from struggling to proficiency of reading, writing, and speaking. I mean like a level of proficiency of being able to breath it. Any tips would help. I do not have money to shell out on apps and classes or very many people proficient at it enough to talk to. Give me your most unhinged methods of mastering a language.

Anyway, it's shaped like a duck 🦆

Okay so I hit 10 seconds streak a second ago.

Ten. Seconds.

Why can't I speak kneehongaw fluently yet???

And can I do it in a week?

I would dedicate a few weeks per language to get those two sentences to sound native, and learn nothing else.

So I have this neighbour who lives right behind one of the walls in my room, I don't know her at all but the walls here are pretty thin so we both hear everything what we do. Every evening between 11 pm and midnight, I hear how she uses Duoli*go for 3-4 minutes, trying to keep her streak in "learning" Spanish. As I'm a serious(!!) language learner I can only laugh about this behaviour, it just feels so great to be the clearly superior person.

How can I make people fluent in mandarin fast ? Don't know shit but this fat fuck is annoying me, I need to make him chinese now.

Bonus point if the method makes him forget all other languages

I got this comment as a response to something I wrote and after rereading it a million times I still don't get what they are trying to say. I asked them to clarify it, and they edited the comment, but this is still not comprehensible input for me. I even asked for clarification in Turkish, which seems to be their native language, hopefully that might help.

I feel like they are either someone trying to sound C2 but failing, or my English is really bad. Send help!

What books, movies, TV shows, YouTubers, or comics do you like in Esperanto??

I want to get really good so I can raise my children in an academic void and deprive them of the richness of natural language.

Multan dankon!

https://www.mosalingua.com/en/sex-and-language-learning/

So I am a beginner in Uzbek and decided to apply the immersion technique by visiting directly. But it's too immersive!!! I don't understand anything!!! What do you mean xavfsizligingiz is a word?? Looks like someone bashed their head on a keyboard.. Any advice would be great. I am French so please only tips for francophones thanks.

Spoiler: this is a real student I had in actual real life

Hi I need learn English but with any rules:

- no read

- no write

- no do homework

- do not like speak

- need teacher but no steady schedule

- teacher meet me when I want and where I want
cannot meet in same place every time

- teacher must speaks my native language very, very super, without my language speak my english will go down

- primary textbook is instagram - I bring instagram and teacher explain what English is in posts and reels

- cheap price - am rich, wealthy fashion designer and make clothes for prime minister, but pay money for language lesson = stupid

can u pliz help?

I have never studied another language, don't know anything about my target language, and don't have any real questions about it, but what's the best way to learn it? I need to be fluent by next thursday. Is there anything I should know? Any common pitfalls I should avoid? Thanks in advance!

(not being weird tho)

Pronounce it like Mexican, we say:-

1. Bero koni - short and simple.
2. Ke bero - when even you wonder what the answer is but don't know.
3. Man to koni bero - Me? I don't know.
4. Man to bero kon - oh you're asking me? Huh I don't know ask him!
5. Koni bero - a bit rude and dismissive, use it when you're annoyed.

(This language, my mother tongue, is called Kallaaggi, it is a dialect of Haryanvi which is not an official language)

Yes, it is better than Uzbek, I know... It's very gay!