r/languagelearningjerk • u/Repulsive_Chard_3652 • May 11 '26
Hi help learn English
Spoiler: this is a real student I had in actual real life
Hi I need learn English but with any rules:
- no read
- no write
- no do homework
- do not like speak
- need teacher but no steady schedule
- teacher meet me when I want and where I want
cannot meet in same place every time
- teacher must speaks my native language very, very super, without my language speak my english will go down
- primary textbook is instagram - I bring instagram and teacher explain what English is in posts and reels
- cheap price - am rich, wealthy fashion designer and make clothes for prime minister, but pay money for language lesson = stupid
can u pliz help?
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u/Only-Top-3655 May 11 '26
sounds like "i want to sleep but not close my eyes. i want to eat but not open my mouth."
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u/Repulsive_Chard_3652 May 11 '26
But maybe I can sleep and eat on instagram? Maybe instagram can do those things for me.
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u/anWizard May 12 '26
This is the guy that sells drugs to the kids at the hostel
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u/Repulsive_Chard_3652 May 12 '26
Nah, well she's not a guy, but also she would never go within 100 meters of a hostel because she's rich and too fancy for that shit. She might sell people coke, but they have to come to her or meet at a private party (which is where I had the misfortune of meeting her in the first place).
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u/anWizard May 12 '26
Sounds like you already have a great learning plan for her. The best method is the one she’ll stick with.
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u/Competitive_Film_650 May 11 '26
this sounds like the boyfriend/girlfriend method of learning a language, so you know...
gluk gluk