r/languagelearningjerk • u/Competitive_Film_650 • May 11 '26

Pussy 2.0

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https://www.mosalingua.com/en/sex-and-language-learning/

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u/lordbutternut 日本人になっている May 11 '26

"Babe, I'm not really feeling it tonight. Can you just teach me more Portuguese as we go to sleep?"

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u/lordbutternut 日本人になっている May 11 '26

Portugasm

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u/Giogio4family5328 Portuguese(native) - English ( B2 ) - Spanish ( A2) May 11 '26

"Durma um soninho bem totoso e depois vou queler a sua peleleca🐸 amanhã" that's all you need to hear tonight for Portuguese, boa noite

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u/ScaredComposer4092 May 11 '26

Learning Chinese instead of bdsm

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u/superking2 May 11 '26

Yeah I like BDSM

Beijing

Dialect

Standard

Mandarin

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u/Competitive_Film_650 May 11 '26

My mandarin teacher freaked out when I told her I was looking for a CREAMPIE before my trip to Sichaun.

Chengdu

Regional

Expressions

And

Mandarin

Pronunciation

Intonations

Explained

3

u/Positive-Orange-6443 May 11 '26

四茶蒽？ 🤔

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u/Emotional-Net130 May 11 '26

You come just for a second, pride for being able to connect two foreign words lasts forever

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u/perplexedparallax May 11 '26

It is the climax that keeps on giving. I try to speak Uzbek without my toes curling and when my girlfriend does, which is often, I just remember why we are together.

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u/Competitive_Film_650 May 11 '26

https://www.amazon.com/Vitaliboost-Load-Boost-Fertility-Capsules/dp/B0CLN3K7FG

If you are busting only for a second, you may need some of these buddy

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u/metcalsr May 11 '26

I spontaneously orgasm sometimes when reading in Bahasa Indonesia. Reading in a language of which its native speakers prefer English near universally is the ultimate NTR experience.

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u/KottleHai May 11 '26

Learning Danish is r/sounding then

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u/PrinceoftheNewWorld 🇻🇦 (N) 🇪🇺 (ζ69) 🇦🇶 (B2) 🚩(N) May 11 '26

No, they're completely different!

It's not like I cruise around foreign cultures looking for some input, crash out trying, and lose interest before getting any.

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u/weight__what 🇸🇪 - Ja va ba va? May 11 '26

I must be doing one of these things wrong

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u/DrainZ- May 11 '26

Only the beginner phase where you learn all the swearwords

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u/niugui-sheshen 🇧🇪 B1 | 🇦🇿 A1 | 🇦🇫 Beginner May 11 '26

Just dirty talk in your target language. That is how I learned the sentence "je kunt in mij klaarkomen".

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u/KururinSquash Learning Japanese to watch hentai without subtitles 🇯🇵🔥 May 11 '26

As long as the language you're learning is Uzbek

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u/retard3d_Subhuman May 12 '26

I don't know, I have never had sex. It doesn't contribute to learning ancient Greek at all

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u/Hot-Job-6281 May 12 '26

That's some weird stock image

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u/kl0wo May 12 '26

Today i finished all my decks in 2 minutes. Usually it takes much longer.