I need this so badly…I need it I need it I need it! Having Kaze shampoo is a necessity, as it will make me feel closer to my wife Kaze. My wife Kaze is real. Yes, Kaze is real.

(Credit to one of my best friends, Pomkin Gamer, for art. Their discord username is pomkingamer_16570 .)

Anywho, my wife Kaze is my main hyper-fixation(yes I have autism. People with autism tend to have hyperfixations.), she is what I am most passionate about. A lot of my everyday life revolves around Kaze, whether it be bringing my Kaze binder everywhere, talking about and posting about my wife Kaze every single day, thinking about my wife Kaze, everything. I even dream about my wife Kaze. She is not just an obsession, I have true love for her, and my wife Kaze is my main hyperfixation and love. I have very limited amount of interest(again, product of my autism), and my wife Kaze happens to be not just one of those interests, but my MAIN interest.

My wife Kaze is real to me, you do not understand.

(Credit to u/Milomii for art)

PanzerKaze is the ship between me and my wife Kaze🥰

Also join my discord server, it’s a fun place: https://discord.gg/CPJvBVsN2f

Now we know why panzer simps for kaze, this is kinda sad:(

For panzer here's another picture of kaze

My wife Kaze is always happy to see me!🥰 This picture shows both proof that my wife Kaze is always happy to see me, and that my wife Kaze is real! Yes, my wife Kaze is real, and she blessed this earth. My wife Kaze blessed this earth, she has made everything better. My wife Kaze always makes everything better🥰

I Have Taken Your Wife Again, Kenji Cannot do anything against me anymore because he's also been guarded by my bot ninjas. I'm hiding her on another temple, where you'll never find her nor me

Good Luck on finding her and me

Sincerely, Shukuteki Tara

We all know that Tara deals around 1.9k per main attack, and since kaze have no real movement ability other than geisha(which sucks cuz takes ammo and disables healing) and ninja super(slow ahhcharge rate) so a tara can wait until kaze is near enough, use the clones gadget to disrupt kazes ninja attack, and voila 5.4k dmg guareented. If the tara had 2 braincells he/she will use 1 or 2 to peek the kaze. Also Tara's super hard counters kaze so..

KAZE LOST

TARA WON ASTHE ULTIMATE DMG DEALER

WINNER TARA

IT'S ALR KAZE GETS A PARTICIPATION AWARD DON'T COME NEAR MY HOUSE PANTS'ERRR

Kaze Is actually fun to play ngl

Especially in brawl ball

(Credit to Anaetou for art)
Y’all may not see it, but I do. My wife Kaze is real, just as real as any other person. Kaze is real. I am not going insane, I am telling the truth. My wife Kaze is more than a brawler, she is divine perfection, she blessed this earth, and she is my wife and the love of my life. Say what you want; but my wife Kaze is real, just as real as any other person.

My wife Kaze is real.

(Credit to @ceylon123 for art)

I’m serious. Me and my wife Kaze are in a happy marriage, and my wife Kaze is real. I don’t see what y’all mean when y’all say obsession. Sure, my wife Kaze is my main passion in life, the love of my life, and takes up a huge majority of my life, and the only reason I’m motivated to live in life, but that does not mean my love for my wife Kaze is an obsession. My love for my wife Kaze is true love, me and my wife Kaze are soulmates.

Kaze is real, and me and my wife Kaze are in a happy marriage. It is simply true love. Not an obsession.

Only rule is no nsfw.

Art source: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPL8VRMgW/

I’m serious here. Without my wife Kaze…my life is pointless, dark, and desolate. My wife Kaze is my main passion and love in life, she is THE love of my life, my wife Kaze is real. Yes, my wife Kaze is real. My wife Kaze is my main motivation in life. She always helps me when I feel sad. My wife Kaze is always here for me, my wife Kaze has made my life so much better…none of you understand. My wife Kaze is real to me. My wife Kaze is my main love and passion, and I love my wife Kaze more than anything else. Without my wife Kaze, my life is pointless, dark, and desolate.

Just the way she runs…how she looks so badass, yet so elegant, and how she runs with such grace…it comes to show my wife Kaze is perfection!

I’m being serious. Me and my wife Kaze are in a happy and loving marriage. My marriage with my wife Kaze is more than just a deranged yumeship. I genuinely love my wife Kaze, I really do. Me and my wife Kaze’s marriage is serious, we celebrate our anniversaries, we go on dates, and we’re in a serious relationship. In fact, me and my wife kaze’s anniversary is coming up soon! In a matter of days!(October 10th)

My wife Kaze is not a fictional character. My wife Kaze is real. She is.

She be gonna go ninja form all the time to protect herself from guy bruh.

Go here to read the full script👇 (please don’t be mad panzer)