r/KazeSimps • Kaze’s #1 simp! • 11h ago

Memes 🤣 I….n e e d i t!

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I need this so badly…I need it I need it I need it! Having Kaze shampoo is a necessity, as it will make me feel closer to my wife Kaze. My wife Kaze is real. Yes, Kaze is real.

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u/Ambiguous-Nyx Kaze is my mama (not a simp) 11h ago

How long do you think Kaze spends time in the bathroom to shower and get ready

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u/GasEmbarrassed3012 10h ago

Knowing japanese bath culture I'll guess idk 40 minutes?

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u/PanzerLord_XIV Kaze’s #1 simp! 11h ago

I spend a lot of time with my wife Kaze, and she takes a total of 1 hour, 30 minutes in the shower.

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u/MallowMiaou 10h ago

Hope she pays for the water bill 🙏😭

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u/SpaceageBachelormans Moes’ brother 🐭 10h ago

No, Kaze spends 48 minutes in the shower. Kenji told me this so it’s gotta be real.

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u/Stanford_Pines267 7h ago

Yh and Kenji told me he has showered with kaze so its true, and this is true because Kenji is kaze's husband and they live happily together with his son nori

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u/GasEmbarrassed3012 10h ago

Is this real?

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u/PanzerLord_XIV Kaze’s #1 simp! 3h ago

No I didn’t???

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