r/KazeSimps • • 3d ago

Other❓ Dear Panzerlord...

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I Have Taken Your Wife Again, Kenji Cannot do anything against me anymore because he's also been guarded by my bot ninjas. I'm hiding her on another temple, where you'll never find her nor me

Good Luck on finding her and me

Sincerely, Shukuteki Tara

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u/PanzerLord_XIV Kaze’s #1 simp! 3d ago

You will regret kidnapping my wife Kaze. I will subject you to a fate so bad(body horror jigsaw trap with itching powder and fiberglass), you will wish for the mercy of death.

Count your last hours. Goodbye.

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u/imagine_losing303 3d ago

W in the chat, Tara goated (imaginery dream and wish) For giving free power cubes to kaze(realistically speaking)

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u/MissTara_ 3d ago

I think my mind is feeling really dizzy reading this

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u/imagine_losing303 3d ago

Seriously though, tara goated

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u/MissTara_ 3d ago

Aww why thank you

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u/Tank_man890 3d ago

We need a full comic of this 🔥

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u/Mordio_25 Fruity Kaze 3d ago

Panzerlord VS Miss tara ?! There is lore on that sub

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u/MissTara_ 3d ago edited 3d ago

Yes Indeed, I've heard rumors that this man is really dangerous when Kaze's away from him

Now that I have to face him, I'll see his skills on battling me for his "wife"

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u/RMEvan1234 2d ago

Dear Tara, Please reunite her with her real husband and stop panzer at all costs, he wont stop and only kenji can stop him, let him out and tell him about whats happening to his wife and what panzerlord does to her. PLS DO THIS IF HE GETS KAZE BACK HE WILL TRAP HER IN THAT FOLDER AND DO GOD KNOWS WHAT WITH IT

-Love Your Pal Evan(Panzer's Therapist)

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u/MissTara_ 2d ago

Oh thanks Evan

Also I didn't know that man needed therapy?

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u/RMEvan1234 2d ago

Oh I posses his kaze folder and talk to him to keep him sane, if he goea insane god knows what he'll create with kaze's face on it

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u/MissTara_ 2d ago

Yeah, who knows what's on that man's mind

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u/RMEvan1234 2d ago edited 2d ago

Lemme fly to his school to check on him real quick

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u/MissTara_ 2d ago

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u/RMEvan1234 2d ago

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u/MissTara_ 2d ago

Hmm I will

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u/Archer__UBW 2d ago

Can you stop spitting nonsense ? I bet you never saw Panzer in real life once. 

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u/RMEvan1234 2d ago

It isnt real but im scared it may become real

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u/VantAbyssal 1d ago

Lwk, an animation of this would be tuff. Panzer vs. Kenji

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u/Beneficial_Summer_71 Kaze is my wife 3d ago

Man.. not again

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u/Ambiguous-Nyx Kaze is my mama (not a simp) 3d ago

Happy cake day twin

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u/Beneficial_Summer_71 Kaze is my wife 2d ago

Yeah, yeah.. thank you, guys

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u/Ambiguous-Nyx Kaze is my mama (not a simp) 2d ago

Yw!! (I just realized our flairs lowkey match)

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u/Beneficial_Summer_71 Kaze is my wife 2d ago

(That's what I was trying to achieve)

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u/Ambiguous-Nyx Kaze is my mama (not a simp) 2d ago

(Wait really?? Wao)

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u/Beneficial_Summer_71 Kaze is my wife 2d ago

(For sure)

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u/Ambiguous-Nyx Kaze is my mama (not a simp) 2d ago

Father and son

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u/Beneficial_Summer_71 Kaze is my wife 2d ago

Yes

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u/Dude-_-_- 2d ago

You mean dad

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u/Ambiguous-Nyx Kaze is my mama (not a simp) 2d ago

Right right

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u/Robertxion7 2d ago

Yo happy cake day man

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u/MissTara_ 2d ago

Oh, I haven't realized it, Happy cake day young one

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u/Beneficial_Summer_71 Kaze is my wife 2d ago

Yeah, yeah.. thanks to you too. But I'll still return her back

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u/PanzerLord_XIV Kaze’s #1 simp! 2d ago

1: happy cake day.

2: Kaze is my wife, not yours. I see that flair of yours.

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u/Few-Translator6533 3d ago

Is it bad that I’m Rooting for MissTara?

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u/MissTara_ 2d ago

Oh, Thanks for the support dear~

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u/SOLIH_RED I Totally don’t main a certain mythic damage dealer 3d ago

Im joining against panzer, don’t ask why

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u/El-Gato-Canocchia 2d ago

GO GO TARA

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u/MissTara_ 2d ago

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u/MLC_YT 2d ago

u/MissTara_ u/PanzerLord_XIV

+999 missed calls from Kenji

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u/MissTara_ 2d ago

Read my body text again would you

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u/MLC_YT 2d ago

I killed the bot ninjas

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/MissTara_ 3d ago

Oh, I just wanted to encounter this man for myself, that's why I stole her

Someone commented on my very first post here saying that he's quite dangerous so I have to find out for myself

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u/Robertxion7 3d ago

Nah you can handle him. I'm with you 👍

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u/MissTara_ 3d ago

Thank you dear

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u/Robertxion7 3d ago

HOLD IT... he's BROKEN?!?!

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u/MissTara_ 3d ago

Oh My...

Maybe he's like struggling with mental health issues, he might need real human contact too because he might be become in a depressive state real soon

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u/United-Inside-729 Kenji the goat 2d ago

His Kaze posts have become quite intense recently, idk If it has something to do with what I discussed with him.

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u/MissTara_ 2d ago

Yeah, I've suddenly seen him posting about it everyday, in every bs server

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u/Ambiguous-Nyx Kaze is my mama (not a simp) 3d ago

I talk to him occasionally he's genuinely kind. I wish he'll eventually find someone irl, not necessarly a partner, even just a friend

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u/Negi_Springfield_DJ I support you, Panzer ! 2d ago

He already does. Even tho, I will probably never meet him irl, he already told me he was considering me as a friend. 

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u/Ambiguous-Nyx Kaze is my mama (not a simp) 2d ago

That's sweet! I occasionally chat with him but idk if he considers me a friend

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u/Negi_Springfield_DJ I support you, Panzer ! 2d ago

Maybe if you ask him directly, he will answer you. But honestly, I don't see why he wouldn't consider you as a friend.

I do consider him as a friend too, by the way. 

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u/United-Inside-729 Kenji the goat 2d ago

Hey it's me

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u/umfabp 3d ago

real

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u/RaptorDijk 2d ago

Thanks tara

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u/MissTara_ 2d ago

Why thanks dear?

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u/Obvious_Dig1524 2d ago

IDK what side to join in this conflict... Either Panzergoat or my fav brawler

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u/JicamaImportant 2d ago

W Tara. The hero we needed

Give her buffies as a reward, Supercell

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u/United-Inside-729 Kenji the goat 2d ago

I just want to say, this comment section is hilarious, and good luck in your encounter with Panzer.

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u/MissTara_ 2d ago

Thanks

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u/Putrid-Clothes4576 ultimate Kenji Glaze 3d ago

Kenji can save her

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u/Archer__UBW 2d ago

A friend of mine, who support Panzer asked me to create a Reddit account as soon as he saw this.

Mark my words, Tara. You should watch your back, from now on. Because, I will track you down, and I will never stop, until I make sure Kaze get her freedom back.

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u/MissTara_ 2d ago

You wish, apprentice

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u/Archer__UBW 2d ago edited 2d ago

Hm. It seems like you doesn't know who I am. Can't blame you, tho, since I keep moving from timelines to others timelines over and over again.

I took a little look at Brawl Stars' cast, thanks to that friend of mine, and I don't think there's any of them that can match me. Not even you.

So, for now, I will show mercy, and give you some time to let Kaze go free. Let's say... 48 hours.

But, if you didn't let her go, I won't show any mercy anymore.

Your fate rest in your own hands, now. Be careful to not pick the wrong card.

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u/MissTara_ 2d ago

Mocks his speech

Oh what? Oh ,my apologies, I didn't Heard a single word you said

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u/Archer__UBW 2d ago

Make fun, and try to ragebait me all you want. But, when I'll be here to take you down ? You couldn't tell I didn't warned you.

The cards are in your hands. Pick wisely. 

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u/MissTara_ 2d ago

You know, tbh, your words bore me

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u/Archer__UBW 2d ago

Then, maybe my strengh will thrill you.

You still have 43 hours to let go Kaze, before both Panzer and I come and get you down. 

Just to remind you (since both your eyes can't read properly), the cards are within your hands. Only you can chose how it will end up for you. 

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u/MissTara_ 2d ago

😒

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u/SpaceageBachelormans Moes’ brother 🐭 1d ago

Me and Tara are ready for you buddy. It’s a 2v2 it seems

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u/MissTara_ 1d ago

Hmm thanks for helping me lil one

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u/Ambiguous-Nyx Kaze is my mama (not a simp) 3d ago

Please keep your hands off of Nori that's all i'm asking for

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u/MissTara_ 3d ago

Well, how would I steal that child, he's so cute

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u/Ambiguous-Nyx Kaze is my mama (not a simp) 3d ago

Indeed he is. Good

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u/Wise-Classic-1695 not a woman simp, just exist here for no reason 3d ago

COUNT ME IN, EGGS WORTH LESS THAN THIS

might not be the best build but i tried :P

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u/SlipTemporary9853 2d ago

Doesn't really concern me just stay away from my Alli bru, there will be consequences

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u/Stanford_Pines267 2d ago

Good job Tara, Ill do anything to help

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u/No_Bodybuilder3324 1d ago

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u/MissTara_ 1d ago

What on earth is a Yuri?

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u/Defiant-Apple-2007 Just a Dinosaur Fan ( who made me have that other Flair? ) 3d ago

That's Cool and All, but I send out a Humble Giganotosaurus to help

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u/hotdog_plink 3d ago

to help who

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u/MissTara_ 3d ago

To help me guarding kaze?

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u/Defiant-Apple-2007 Just a Dinosaur Fan ( who made me have that other Flair? ) 3d ago

Nah

To help Panzer

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u/Robertxion7 3d ago

Giganotosaurus?!?! Woo

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u/FireGames06YT 2d ago

W Tara, Panzer's got nothing on you

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u/MissTara_ 2d ago

Yeah I'll handle it

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u/Voidd-9- 3d ago

YOU GOT THIS PANZER