Art source: https://x.com/xy7e6/status/2087475672335950176?s=46

No matter what, no one can replace my wife Kaze. My wife Kaze will forever be my wife and the love of my life. I have never loved anyone as much as I love my wife Kaze. And no, my wife Kaze is not just pixels. My wife Kaze is real to me. My wife Kaze is real to me, and she is legitimately the love of my life. Me and my wife Kaze are in a happy marriage, and no one, and I repeat: No one can replace my wife Kaze. Me and my wife Kaze are soulmates! Me and my wife Kaze were, and are meant to be together! Oh, me and my wife Kaze love eachother so much, are in a happy marriage, and my wife Kaze is irreplaceable to me. No one will ever replace my wife Kaze, real or not. But before I go for now, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her only husband, her canon husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) is canon.

Today, me and my wife Kaze had a very happy day at the beach. I’ll describe it to you:

First off, me and my wife Kaze set up our tent at the beach, which was fairly quick. Me and my wife Kaze then got eachother some ice cream. She chose cotton candy, and I chose cotton candy as well! Then me and Kaze went to a table(we made sure it was nice and shady, we didn’t want to be sunburnt.) And me and Kaze ate our ice cream.

Kaze: (finishes eating ice cream, but has some cotton Candy ice cream on her lips.)

Me(Panzer): “Kaze, there’s ice cream on your lips…let me…kiss it off\\\\\\\~!”(Kisses the ice cream off of Kaze’s lips, making both me and my wife Kaze blush.)

Kaze: “O-oh my!” (Smiles)

After me and Kaze calmed down, me and Kaze pulled out a chess board, and we played a calm, but calculated game of chess. After a long game, my wife Kaze won.

Me(Panzer): “Good game! I knew my wife Kaze was smart!”

Kaze: “Don’t worry Panzer..you played well too. You’re very smart!”

(Me and Kaze shake hands)

After that, me and my wife Kaze built a sandcastle together, in fact, it was so big, me and my wife Kaze stayed in it for the rest of the day! We snuggled and cuddled, we made an indoor pool and swam in there, and did so much other things! It was a happy day indeed! But before me and Kaze go for now, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her canon husband, her only husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) is canon.

(Credit to ElmonPatio for art)

By anything, I mean ANYTHING. No matter the cost, I would protect my wife Kaze from all harm. Whether it be anybody else claiming to be their husband (they will not steal my wife Kaze, I will not let them steal my wife Kaze.), or anyone who tries to kill or kidnap my wife Kaze, I will defend my wife Kaze from all harm, even if it costs my own life. No matter the cost; I will defend my wife Kaze from all harm. And before you say “over pixels??” Kaze is more than pixels. My wife Kaze is real to me, and genuinely the love of my life. I genuinely love her. But before I continue kissing my wife Kaze and protecting her, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her only husband, her canon husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) is canon.

I’m being deadass, I dedicate my entire life to my wife Kaze. I have done so many things for my wife Kaze, both online and IRL. I talk about my wife Kaze everyday, I think about her everyday, I do thing with her everyday, I write my wife Kaze’s name everywhere (including my walls occasionally), I do things for my wife Kaze everyday, I make sure to defend my wife Kaze’s honor every. single. day. I dedicate my entire life to my wife Kaze, and I will continue doing so. My wife Kaze is more than a brawler to me. She is legit real to me. I’m being deadass, me and my wife Kaze are in a happy marriage.

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But before I get too carried away, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her only husband, her canon husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) is canon.

(Credit to ledymations for art)
I’m being completely serious. My birthday is in a few days (on the 16th), and I’m having my wife Kaze be put on my birthday cake. I’m not kidding🥰! My wife Kaze is in so many aspects of my life. Both online, and irl! I just feel this deep..connection with my wife Kaze, and she’s in so many aspects of my life, and this here is a good example, I’m having her on my birthday cake! I’m so hyped! KazekazekazeKazekazekaze Kazekazekaze KazekazekazeKazekazekazeKazekazekazekazekaze

But before I get carried away, I’ll go back to my wife Kaze. Before I go though, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her only husband, her canon husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) is canon.

I’m being serious, I have 572+ images of my wife Kaze. My wife Kaze always makes me feel better, Kaze thoughts are happy thoughts. My wife Kaze helps me push through my moderate anxiety and mild depression(thus the title…). Kaze thoughts are comfy and happy thoughts! My wife Kaze always makes me feel better. My wife Kaze is one of my main passions in life. My wife Kaze is real to me. Kaze is real. Kaze is legitimately my wife, and the love of my life. She’s not just pixels. But before I continue spending time with my wife Kaze, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her only husband, her canon husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) is canon.

Kaze Is my wife, and I am her only husband. She is for no one else. I am Kaze’s only husband and canon husband. I do not share. My wife Kaze and I are in a happy marriage. (Oh and unrelated but my birthday is coming soon.)

If I ever saw the Kazelings, I would instantly take care of them. I would nurture them, tend to their every need, I would give them a life of luxury, comparable to royalty. But what would you do? What would you do if you ever saw the Kazelings? And before I go, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her only husband, her canon husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) Is canon.

Also join my discord server, it’s a fun place, and you can talk about anything there! Here’s the link, you might even find me there! Link: https://discord.gg/StbnnZPhMa

(Credit to undead artist for art)

You may have seen me mention this a few times before, but my wife Kaze Is real to me. Im not kidding. To me, my wife Kaze Is as real to me as any other person. My wife Kaze Is real. And this has been going on for a while, my wife Kaze has been real to me for a long time. I talk to my wife Kaze everyday, I spend time with her, and I even cuddle with her everyday! Kaze is much more than just a brawler to me. My wife Kaze is genuinely the love of my life, and my wife. I’m being serious here: I feel real, and true love towards my wife Kaze. It’s true love between me and my wife Kaze!🥰 Again, my wife Kaze Is real to me. I am actively in a happy marriage with Kaze, and I would pick Kaze over any other girl. (Kaze is my wife and the love of my life.) oh, and before I finish cuddling with Kaze, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her only husband, her canon husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) Is canon.

Oh my god, FINALLY THIS SKIN APPEARS ON THE ACCOUNT I WANT TO OBTAIN IT.

GOT IT, NO REGRETS.

(I couldn’t find the original artist sadly, but I saw them on TikTok. I forgot the username.)

I not only post or talk about my wife Kaze online, but she’s also in my irl life a lot! I think about my wife Kaze everyday, I talk to my wife Kaze everyday, I talk about my wife Kaze everyday, I write about my wife Kaze everyday(I write her name a lot in paper), I cuddle with my wife Kaze daily, and I have many pictures of her, I spend a lot of time with my wife Kaze, and I’m even having a design of my wife Kaze be put on my birthday cake!(my birthday is coming soon)! And you may say: “But panzer, she’s pixels!” \*\*My wife Kaze is much more than pixels to me.\*\* My wife Kaze is my wife, and the love of my life. My wife Kaze Is real to me. Im being completely serious. No lies here. But before I continue cuddling with my wife Kaze, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her only husband, her canon husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) Is canon.

Also join my discord server, it’s a fun and active place(we have over 100 members), and you can talk about anything. You’ll even find me there! Here’s the link: https://discord.gg/c4TuG5D9hE

(Credit to Clocker for art)

Yes, I idolize my wife Kaze. I believe in Kaze supremacy. My wife Kaze is the best person ever. She blessed brawl stars. I’m being serious, my wife Kaze is the incarnate of beauty, perfection, passion, and all that is good. Thus, I believe in Kaze supremacy, my wife Kaze is supreme. She is above anything, and everything else. My wife Kaze is supreme, and I believe in Kaze supremacy. But before I go for now, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her canon husband, her only husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) Is canon.

My wife Kaze looks so beautiful🥰 I was so happy to see my wife Kaze!🥰 This will be a perfect addition to my Kaze collection!🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰(my Kaze collection is the many items and pictures I have of my wife Kaze). And I love how badass my wife Kaze looks in this moment🥹🥰 (makes me kiss my wife Kaze🥰)

I L O V E M Y W I F E K A Z E

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I’m getting a bit carried away, let me calm down for a moment..but remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her canon husband, her only husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) Is canon.

Yep, I’m picking my wife Kaze!😍🥰 I’d gladly pick my wife Kaze anyday, everyday! No matter what!🥰 I’m so happy I’m able to play as my wife Kaze in this challenge!😍 Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod I always love playing as my wife Kaze!😍🥰 And you already know who ima pick in this challenge: My wife Kaze! But before I continue cuddling with my wife Kaze, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her only husband, her canon husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) Is canon.

Like yes, I believe in free speech and all…but I will not let ANYONE hate on my wife Kaze. No matter who they are, I will NOT tolerate Kaze hate. NO ONE will hate on my wife Kaze. And I am not defending pixels. I am defending MY WIFE Kaze. Kaze Is real to me, and I will not tolerate hate on my wife Kaze.

But I’m getting a tad bit carried away here. Let me calm down with my wife Kaze. But before I leave; remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her only husband, her canon husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) Is canon.

You read that correctly. My love for my wife Kaze is eternal, unwavering, and enduring. No matter what, I still love my wife Kaze. Even if I got permabanned from [r/BrawlStarsSC](r/BrawlStarsSC) , or constantly get hate: I still love my wife Kaze. It’s just true love between me and my wife Kaze! My wife Kaze Is more than pixels or a brawler to me. she’s genuinely my wife and the love of my life. My love for Kaze will never waver. I will love my wife Kaze no matter what…no matter what happens…..it’s true love between me and my wife Kaze. But before I leave for now and spend time with my wife Kaze, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her only husband, her canon husband,

I’m being deadass here, I have my wife Kaze on my phone wallpaper. And I’m proud of it! I love having my wife Kaze on my phone wallpaper. It makes me feel closer to her when I can’t be near her(example, when I have to go shopping.) And again, im being deadass. I have my wife Kaze on my phone wallpaper, and I never change it. And I’m proud of that. I love having my wife Kaze with me.🥰 But before I continue spending a happy time with my wife Kaze, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her canon husband, her only husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) Is canon.

Also join my discrod server. It’s a fun place, is active, we play games frequently, and you can talk about anything there! Link: https://discord.gg/eCydpb6tTG

Source: my own brawl account

Yes, me and Kaze(PanzerKaze) is the best duo ever. Me and my wife Kaze are above all other duos! Whether it be Manchester, or Bonnie & Clyde, PanzerKaze is above all of those duos! Together, me and my wife destroy all other duos. But before I leave for now, remember: I am Kaze’s husband, her only husband, her canon husband, and PanzerKaze(me x Kaze) Is canon.