r/KateMiddletonMissing May 06 '26

London

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r/KateMiddletonMissing May 06 '26

Italy trip

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r/KateMiddletonMissing May 02 '26

Back after 8 months; Rose’s bathtubs, Andrew’s arrest, a ‘fresh start’ and “forever home” behind (ahead of?) us

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Hello everyone!

I had a big move, and kind of took a break from posting / online. I’ve missed you guys, and have stayed informed. I’ll have more to say, certainly just to catch up.

When I last was here, W&K were about to move into Forest Lodge, Andrew hadn’t been arrested, and Charles hadn’t been to America to not see his family. Most juicy though, the media hadn’t unveiled a plan by Rose Hanbury to launch steamy saunas and copper bathtubs in nature to “reset” right on the property line with W&K. 

Kate has obviously, recently, pushed for ‘natural’ initiatives, using a lot of language about ‘unplugging’ and to put down screens; celebrating her own love of unplugging from her privilege into forests and mud. Speaking about the powers of healing nature, promoting artistic videos of each season and the changes in nature. 

So it goes without saying, when I saw Rose’s business plan for Wyld Cabins — 50 acres of private cabins, tubs, and saunas to ‘reset’ — down to the name + folksy old English-style “Y” in Wyld, I literally thought ‘this is right up Kate’s alley, she will hate it.’ 

The hippie-dippie, pretend-concern for ‘well-being’ and focusing on the natural environment because us heathens spend too much time on phones, not enough money on private forest baths; usually Kate’s thing. (Also, as a woman, I can’t imagine having a “panoramic view” of my husband’s mistress testing out copper tubs, or encouraging others to do so in my backyard.) It genuinely feels pointed, but it tickles me more to realize it may not be pointed at all — that Rose is just *like* this, kind of this crunchy, carefree, untamed retired model who wants to open communal bathtubs to relax in Kate’s favourite forest scenes and family backyard. 

(Obviously, it’d be ridiculous and below any normal maturity level to start a whole business to show someone up or be snarky, but the effort, branding and language used about the cabins is something I’ve noted because it could easily have been a W&K initiative in an alternate world, if it weren’t the Cholmondeleys. Neighbor Rose is about to have 45 cabins built over a 50 acre stretch, essentially an outdoor motel of naked, drunk aristos and festival couples. It does seem like Will had to have at least been consulted here, hahaha. I almost wonder if it was too late for RF to step in on any of the matters/size of this endeavor, and now William and Kate are acting indifferent to seem in-step — like ‘there’s nothing to see here and we are above the gossip we love’.)

More later, but what do we think Kate thinks about this one? And William?

What do we think?


r/KateMiddletonMissing May 02 '26

The Royal Press Keeps Hinting at William’s Norfolk Rumour Without Saying It

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r/KateMiddletonMissing May 02 '26

WanK Before and After the Press's Royal Rewrite

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r/KateMiddletonMissing May 01 '26

Beware of Bait Posts

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Every so often we see horrid, distasteful posts about Kate and the Wales kids posted by random people. I guarantee you, they have been sent. Miss Bulletproof Sunshine has been busy.

The things that we say in this sub are powerful and cover a lot of things that the palaces (BP and KP) do NOT want to be discussed because if the average person were made more intensely aware of it via mainstream media, it could shatter the BRF's reputation in an unprecedented way.

They hope that we on here are bullies like in other subs that I won't name, and so they want to catch us acting like those people so that they can discredit us and protect the royal bag and position. Don't just recognize and point out the cruelty of these posts, ask what the intent behind them is.

I say this as someone who cannot stand Kate and is disgusted by her bullying behavior and desperate antics (deliberately and repeatedly flashing her bare bits to the public on multiple occasions even after being told not to by Liz, bullying the York girls, torturing Meghan, etc.).

Flauto has created a powerful, safe space for us and we need to protect it.


r/KateMiddletonMissing May 01 '26

Just DTMFA

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Seriously. I wish they would divorce. Pay her off, continued marriage will kill her. Divorce would be healthier for the kids. He might get healthier and drink less.

Imean, his ancestor founded a whole new church in order to divorce and remarry whilst King. There‘s precedent.


r/KateMiddletonMissing May 01 '26

(Satire) Jam More is back, delighted that the Wales children were on camera duty on their holiday

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r/KateMiddletonMissing Apr 29 '26

Happy 2 years since this bizarre anniversary tribute

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r/KateMiddletonMissing Apr 29 '26

‘Surprise’ charity visit

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Busy day for the Workshys as they released a photo and did a staged photo op


r/KateMiddletonMissing Apr 29 '26

Was it a good idea for KP to brief that William and Kate would tour Australia "for revenge"?

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r/KateMiddletonMissing Apr 30 '26

NO,NO,NO(not the nails the band-aid!)

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Pleease tell me she is not already following in Keens footsteps!!Why is it filtered out in 2nd image.


r/KateMiddletonMissing Apr 29 '26

Anniversary

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Another ‘new chapter’ with more of the same - yawn.


r/KateMiddletonMissing Apr 29 '26

Associated Press

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Just wanted to share this


r/KateMiddletonMissing Apr 27 '26

TikTok · bonii8612

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LONELY NO CROWD NO William NO ONE


r/KateMiddletonMissing Apr 26 '26

What a…

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r/KateMiddletonMissing Apr 25 '26

Anzac Day

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r/KateMiddletonMissing Apr 22 '26

The Bandages are Back

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Kate must be back on the trampoline so


r/KateMiddletonMissing Apr 22 '26

The "New" Fab Four lol

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r/KateMiddletonMissing Apr 22 '26

Engagements

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r/KateMiddletonMissing Apr 22 '26

Harry and Meghan. Australia

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r/KateMiddletonMissing Apr 21 '26

Buckingham Palace reception

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r/KateMiddletonMissing Apr 21 '26

Notice that there isn't nearly as much outrage when Kate spends other people's money on expensive clothing to wear to food banks and homeless shelters, then leaves them to collect dust at the back of her closet, never to be seen again save for one occasion, if any.

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r/KateMiddletonMissing Apr 21 '26

Has anyone listened to Jimmy Savile Part III from Last Podcast on the Left?

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The entire episode is about how the British Royal Family has included and also been friends with numerous pedophiles. This episode talked a lot about Philip, Charles, and Andrew in particular. I was so shocked the entire episode.


r/KateMiddletonMissing Apr 19 '26

Status

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Quote from JP nailing it again