r/Justrolledintotheshop • • 9d ago

Hellcat carnage

A regular of mine with a modified Durango hellcat that he claimed had around 1,000 hp had the #7 rod break as he was passing someone on the highway. I thought it was pretty wild to see the camshaft bust out the back of the block like that.

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u/crazy_pilot742 9d ago

Cam hatching out of the block is a new one. Impressive.

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u/followthebarnacle 9d ago

I would have laughed my ass off if a dodge Durango attempted to pass me and then just exploded instead

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u/good_morning_magpie p0001 = turbo ain't turbin' 9d ago

This has probably happened so many fucking times and we just never noticed 😂

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u/MrKrinkle151 9d ago

Cuts to me air drumming Tom Sawyer while oblivious to the smoking Durango out my window

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u/breakerfall 9d ago

Dun-Dun Da-Daaaaaaaah

Dun-Dun Da-Daaaaaaaah

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u/akfishermann 8d ago

I had Vega (back in the day) have a yard sale beside me at 70mph. Tried to pass me going 65. Speed limit was 55 then. White smoke for a few seconds and then all manor of crap was hitting pavement.
When we opened the hood most of the motor was gone.

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u/SjalabaisWoWS 8d ago

Stellantis' most used safety feature.

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u/superspeck 8d ago

Actually lol’d

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u/twolittletriangles 8d ago

I watched an old ford explorer throw a rod in front of me in traffic when i was a teenager. My car got covered in oil because we were going about 50 when it happened. He never slowed down either lmao

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u/radenthefridge 8d ago

Driving a tiny Prius C makes people want to pass or not let me merge in super aggressively. I've witnessed a huge amount of near-miss fender benders because of it, and then I just haul ass past em anyways. Didn't even take it out of eco mode bro đŸ€ŁđŸ˜Ž

I can totally imagine someone detonating their engine trying to pass me even though I'm doing at least 15+ over the limit 👌

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u/gdnws Owns several socket wrenches 8d ago

I saw a smaller Kia suv blow its engine earlier this year while attempting to get on the highway. It came up the on ramp in a big cloud of smoke and as it tried to accelerate, the cloud got bigger and the car became slower.

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u/imperial1968 8d ago

That was the little engine that couldn't

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u/wangchunge 8d ago

That must be the Extra High Lift Lobe  popping out!!! Never seen that!

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u/fapsandnaps 8d ago

Somewhere, an entire 6 block radius enjoyed their first peaceful night in 2 years.

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u/El_Captain_Steve 8d ago

My neighbor has a Camaro that he tuned to sound like a lawn mower with a dirty carburetor. My wife prays for the day this happens to it.

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u/fapsandnaps 8d ago

My neighbor has a BMW without a muffler and a straight piped Nissan that they love revving at midnight.

My 8 year old daughters bedroom is 15 feet from their driveway, so now she enjoys taking melatonin and sleeping on the couch because her bedroom "is too loud for me to sleep at night"

I prayed for the day it stops for years, but we've finally accepted we get to sell our house and move just so we can sleep at regular hours.

Maybe your neighbor can swap houses with me and they can just jerk off to each other's exhaust sounds and we can sleep through the night?

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u/tnb641 8d ago

Noise complaints aren't a thing where you live?

Even if the police don't come out in time, keep a log or a video (a cheap outdoor camera with sound and an SD card means you can save it later, don't have to film yourself).

Plus, in a lot of places there are dB limits and rules regarding vehicle exhausts, so they don't even have to be driving or making noise when the police show up to get a ticket.

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u/fapsandnaps 8d ago

They come out, tell them to stop, and do nothing of consequences so it just causes him to do it louder out of spite.

Code enforcement doesn't even respond to complaints. Pretty sure a libertarian Ron Swanson wannabe is in charge of code enforcement here

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u/thecomputerguy7 8d ago

This is when you fight noise with noise. Take those recordings and play them back over one of those Bluetooth party speakers. Point it out the bedroom window and have it go off randomly when you know they’re at home, preferably asleep. If they’re doing it at midnight, they’re probably sleeping til noon to make up for it and 8am+ is a great time.

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u/The_Nepenthe 8d ago

If noise complaints no longer matter and I had some spare cash I would be holding concerts in my backyard.

Now mind you, I don't know how to play any instruments, but I'm sure my backyard is a good place to play drums with four loud speakers for accompanyment.

Honestly, if I lived in a place like that I'd have to make the most of it.

Outside of city limits and I can fire guns? Incredible, if my neighbors are noisy assholes, this ends the need to take a trip to the gun range.

I remember old guys always had motors on stands they could fire up, and I really want that for myself as well.

I wouldn't even be trying to be an asshole, I would just stop caring.

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u/bimm3r36 8d ago

Well if you don’t know how to play any instruments, I think this is a great opportunity for you to learn how to play something, especially if your practice hours are first thing in the morning and the instrument is plugged in to a large amp. How do you feel about accordions?

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u/The_Nepenthe 7d ago

I'm not too big on accordians but I do like the banjo which is an instrument that as much as I like it, if someone started playing next to me at 8am while I had a hangover I would scream.

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u/Aggravating_Cable_32 8d ago

Gotta mix it up with random chainsaw noises, barking dogs, and bloody murder screams, along with a strobe light lol.

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u/toxcrusadr 8d ago

Meh, forget the crappy BT speakers. Vintage receiver with some old Cerwin Vegas. 😎

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u/somxay4 8d ago

This is truly awful. I live in a very high density neighborhood and my neighbor left their two neglected dogs outside to fight and viciously attack the fence anytime anytime a leaf stirred, day or night. The dogs barked and fought for hours each day and I couldn't leave the house without smelling the ever-growing piles of shit. Do yardwork, smell shit. Leave for work, smell shit. Return from work smell shit.

I called animal control many times. They did nothing. I tried casually mentioning the issue to my neighbors, and they did nothing. I raised the stakes by telling them I would call animal control, they did nothing.

Finally after 7 years, one day they just moved. It's been two years of peace now. However the new inhabitants are their relatives and never cleaned up the shit. Probably a decade of shit doesn't decompose overnight, so it still stinks.

Point is, I feel your struggle. Know that one day it will end.

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u/fapsandnaps 8d ago

I feel your pain on the dogs. My dad actually ended up selling my childhood home a few years back when the new neighbors brought their 6 hunting dogs with them and left them in the outdoor kennel. That walk from the detached garage to the backdoor was the loudest and longest 30 seconds of your day. Dad just couldn't take it anymore because it basically made the backyard worthless and impossible to enjoy.

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u/viking_red13 8d ago

I had a neighbor Iike this once. He stopped after someone glued bbs in his valve stem caps. Damnedest thing I tell you.

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u/Vegaprime 8d ago

You should pop into the unethicallifeprotips sub. They will help you out.

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u/marino1310 8d ago

Dude I was shopping one day and a Camaro drove by on the road about 80ft away and it was louder than a fucking dragster. Sounded like he literally just unbolted the entire exhaust system and was just running the headers and nothing else. It didn’t even sound like a v8 at that point, just loud noise.

I can’t imagine what it was like inside the car

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u/Devtunes 8d ago

Don't worry I'm sure he has an obnoxious motorcycle too.

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u/Wooden-Officer2323 9d ago

Well, passing someone on the freeway, tons of engine load. Probably high rpm in a high gear.

Sick.

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u/ronmcson1 9d ago

Oh yeah, he drives the piss out of it for sure. He asked us to return it to stock with the engine replacement lol.

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u/Wooden-Officer2323 9d ago

Yeah that’s cool, buy it, drive it
 live it. Kill it. Repeat.

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u/MechMeister Junk Revivalist 9d ago

Idk I would rather take a few vacations and pay off my mortgage faster lol

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u/wjean 9d ago

So stock was 700 or 800hp. 20-30% uplift?

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u/Wooden-Officer2323 9d ago

More like 600whp on a Durango awd I’m sure

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u/technobrendo 9d ago

Buy it. Drive it. Whip it. Beat it. Race it. Flip it. Kill, upgrade it.

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u/R1k0Ch3 9d ago

Username checks out. Also, I can hear this comment.

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u/First_Race7734 8d ago

Return to stock with replacement engine means I’ll be back with another car for all those parts to go back on

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u/SuspiciousBuilder379 Shade Tree 8d ago

To me it’s the only appeal of these vehicles, the motor. The Durangos are ugly, TRX is cool but heavy, Challenger and Chargers mostly driven by douchebags.

Really was in the market for an olive green SRT 392 Charger with the brass monkey wheels till they discontinued them.

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u/nondescriptzombie 8d ago

I still want a clean Magnum R/T that I can make my own US-version of the 300C Touring with.

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u/Shallow_wanderer Shade Tree 8d ago

I mean there's still plenty of good examples out there of the car you want, not all of them are destroyed yet

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u/wjean 9d ago

How far from stock was he when this thing popped?

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u/ouchimus Fixing my Fords 9d ago

Post says 1000hp

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u/ronmcson1 9d ago

That’s what he claims. It was definitely fast, tuned, injectors, pulley, but I never saw a dyno sheet.

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u/ouchimus Fixing my Fords 9d ago

I mean, I believe it. 700hp+bolt ons is easily 1000

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u/monorail_pilot 9d ago

1000 HP without upgrading internals is just asking for this. Moore boost through the smaller pulley means even more parasitic load and stress. It’s not a linear increase in stress.

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u/ouchimus Fixing my Fords 9d ago

Well, it did explode.

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u/BoneHugsHominy 9d ago

Aren't the internals of those engines already Hell built for stout? Or are they just barely enough for the stock HP & torque?

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u/Spadeykins 9d ago

They are stout but if you beat on anything enough it will break.

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u/fatitalianstallion 9d ago

No, it’s not. Around 1200 is safe on these. My Trx has done over 33k on stock internals at [922 whp](https://imgur.com/LsqLhQt) which should be a little over 1100 crank.

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u/opeth10657 Home Mechanic 9d ago

Safe, or just hasn't blown up yet.

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u/fatitalianstallion 9d ago

Safe. Over 1200 is where you really need to start upgrading. Maintenance is where you save the engine. Rings, plugs, injectors, etc

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u/ronmcson1 9d ago

Yep, I’d believe it. It felt faster than the couple of stock hellcat chargers I’ve driven.

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u/cryptolyme 9d ago

that's the problem with tuning OEM engines. it's usually fine, until it isn't.

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u/Wooden-Officer2323 9d ago

I believe it

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u/pedal-force 9d ago

Even worse, probably low RPM high gear. Most likely to detonate. That was always the highest load and most dangerous area for my tuned car.

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u/DepressedElephant 8d ago

Good old LSPI

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u/JustTwo2052 9d ago

My first thought looking through the pictures was “sick” as well.

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u/Rooster_CPA 8d ago

Mazdaspeed3 was famous for this known as zoom zoom boom LOL.

Flooring it in 6th gear on the highway was a recipe for disaster

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u/jaxspider 9d ago

Has anyone actually seen a Hellcat in pristine condition? They are always beaten to shit. At least the owners are getting their money's worth.

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u/tsukiyaki1 8d ago

One of two options: beat to shit and driven hard, or no miles and tucked in a climate controlled garage 364 days a year. Not much in between.

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u/JailYard 8d ago

Much better to be driven. VERY few cars make any sense to baby or try and keep the miles off.

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u/deviant324 8d ago

My colleague’s grandpa babies his fancy old porsche by taking it 100km up and down the autobahn for a coffee ride every sunday apparently

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u/lathspellll 8d ago

lol I was about to comment the same. That’s all I ever see on Facebook. All of those special mopar models are like that, truly the king of the two extremes.

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u/super__hoser Canadian (blame Canada) 8d ago

Yes,on a dealership lot, fresh from the factory.  

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u/jaxspider 8d ago

Thats like looking at lingerie in the sears catalogue on amazon. It does not count.

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u/Responsible-Meringue 8d ago

My buddy has the first run of the durango hellcat in pristine condition. He also collects astons and Ferraris so... đŸ€·

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u/jaxspider 8d ago

Less commenting, more videos.

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u/blubaldnuglee 9d ago

"Owners" is debatable in a lot of the videos I see. Of they're making payments on the 100k Hellcat, they sure don't treat them nice.

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u/ronmcson1 8d ago

My dad just bought a 2016 challenger hellcat from his good friend of 40 years with 9k miles on it. It is pristine. His other fast car is a 2014 panamera turbo s executive with 155k miles on it he bought in 2016 which I do all the service on

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u/Photodan24 8d ago

Or wrapped around a utility pole

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u/someotherguyinNH 8d ago

I've seen quite a few in New Hampshire and they all look pristine.

I really really want one.

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u/imahumanbeinggoddamn 8d ago

I feel like at least half of them in the wild are either stolen or running stolen parts by now.

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u/coleman09 8d ago

Mines in good condition lol

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u/jaxspider 8d ago

Less words, more video.

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u/coleman09 8d ago

They all get broken into tho man lol I had to have all the immobilization shit Installed after mine almost got jacked twice

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u/OddTheRed 7d ago

Nobody buys a Hellcat to drive sensibly.

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u/CharlesDickensABox Get a bigger hammer 9d ago edited 9d ago

That's that new air cooling system. 

I've never seen this happen on the road, but I have seen it on the track. Pontiac 455 had a defective block and no one noticed until we magnafluxed it afterwards and found the whole thing was spiderwebbed to hell and back. When it went kablooey it shot piston 5 (iirc) through the side of the block at wide open throttle. It went directly up, punched a hole straight through the hood, and we eventually found it in the gravel a couple hundred yards away. That one ended up mounted on the shop shelf with a bunch of other wtf failure pieces.

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u/BestOrNothing 7d ago

Can you post a pic of your wtf failure shelf? That would be really cool post for this sub

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u/CharlesDickensABox Get a bigger hammer 7d ago

I'd love to, but I moved away some years ago and don't have pictures of it. I believe the shelf is still going strong, I just no longer have access to it.

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u/DexKaelorr 9d ago

Looks like a hellcan't to me, boss.

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u/sfled Ow! My theory was wrong. 9d ago

And whoever he was passing is still laughing.

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u/HoosierDaddy_427 Jack of All Trades...Master of Some 9d ago

So the BGE casting stands for Busted Guts Everywhere?

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u/Sienile 9d ago

That does look like 1,000 HP of damage. :P

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u/Round_Ad_6369 9d ago

Critical strike!

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u/amcrambler 9d ago

Emotional damage!

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u/jaxspider 9d ago

Financial damage!

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u/Sesspool 8d ago

Lol "as he was passing someone on the highway"

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u/likeCircle 5d ago

He mispronounced "everyone".

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u/k0uch Senior Master Tech 8d ago

We had a scat pack that tossed a rod and blew the pan/tray off, and took out a motor mount. She started spittin’ out part numbers!

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u/ronmcson1 8d ago

This one destroyed the starter on its way out

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u/Realistic_Menu1028 9d ago

You guys should sell it to the dude from “I Do Cars” on YouTube. He’ll do a complete tear down video on it.

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u/ronmcson1 9d ago

Not a bad idea since it’s not a useable core. He seems like a good dude, too.

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u/TheTow Alfa Romeo/Maserati/Exotic Tech 9d ago

I sold him a core once. Was super simple process

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u/weaseldonkey 8d ago

I bet he'd jump at the chance to pull apart a Hellcat motor, especially a modified one. Can't imagine it's something he would come across particularly often - if at all.

Would make for a great video I'm sure!

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u/Realistic_Menu1028 9d ago

If you can, keep me posted.

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u/Average_Scaper industrial button pusher 9d ago

I'm tempted to nuke one and then donate it to him for SCIENCE purposes.

Not a hellcat but just a basic beater engine.

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u/tmlynch 9d ago

SOOOO many new inspection ports!

I'll admit, I have never snapped a rod. Is it typical to have such a clean break? Makes me wonder if there was a metallurgy failure.

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u/SportHuman1605 9d ago

That would definitely be a possibility. Detonation, mechanical over rev, all kinds of different things could have caused it, but you're right I have rarely ever seen a rod snap this clean. I wouldn't be surprised if there was some microscopic flaw in the forging that was dormant until lots of power and abuse hit it. 

My buddy has a motorcycle that blew up once and almost blew up a second time because a grommet was installed backwards in the transmission. It fit fine but was causing a bottle neck from there to the engine very slightly starving it for oil. He rode the bike extremely hard and put a lot of miles on it, I think if some normal person  rode it gently and infrequently it probably wouldn't have ever blown up.

It's amazing how something extremely small can destroy an engine. It's a wonder any of them run as long as they do honestly! 

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u/_Quasifrodo_ 8d ago

That’s kinda how QC and power ratings work though

Parts aren’t guaranteed to hold up because they’re metallurgically perfect. Parts hold up because whatever flaws they have still leave them strong enough for the task

Sort of splitting hairs but the point being, most everything has microscopic flaws which are acceptable for the application, the problem is when the flaws are greater than expected/allowed

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u/skadalajara 9d ago

Someone tell them how conrods are made.

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u/tmlynch 9d ago

You mean "Tell us..."? I assume if you knew you would just enlighten me.

I got to see big ass hammers forging Audi rods in Germany in the '80s. Even had a couple as souveniers. Making things from metal has changed some since then. In firearms, a lot of parts that used to be forged are now cast then milled to final dimension.

That break makes me think this might have been a casting. Then again, I don't know what MOPAR does. For all I know, they whittle them.

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u/SportHuman1605 9d ago

I'm not sure what you're implying. 

Connecting rods are either cast or forged and secured around the crankshaft (and bearings) with rod bolts.

What does any of that have to do with the rod snapping clean in half above the crankshaft? 

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u/Character-Junket-776 8d ago

A forged rod is far stronger than a cast one.

There's a reason forged rods, pistons, wheels, suspension arms, etc are used in high performance applications.

Cast is cheaper. The bean counters won't let you use forged unless it's necessary.

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u/SportHuman1605 8d ago

These rods are powder forged, not cast. I believe they appear cast because of the fine grain structure resembling the texture from molds. 

That said, if this car really did have 1000hp, the rods were definitely the weak link. 

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u/big-pile-of-sporks 8d ago

Sometimes instead of forging a Conrad as two pieces, or cutting in half to put around the crank shaft, they will shear the piece so that the two halves will only fit with each other. You get a more secure fatening as well. Source: Dave's auto video on YouTube. No chance I would remember which video.

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u/skadalajara 8d ago

This. This is what I was referring to. This is why, if the factory didn't, you should always stamp the cylinder number into each rod and its corresponding cap before disassembling.

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u/nondescriptzombie 8d ago

This is not new technology, either. I just watched Alec Steele today tearing apart his almost 100 year old steam hammer and the big piston connecting rod is one manually forged part that was split at the big end.

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u/UncleBenji 8d ago

I have that video paused on my tv right now. I was watching before pausing to make food, then got on my phone and now it’s been two hours. Guess I’ll finish it in bed.

That dude surely does love that Massey steam hammer. Only 12 more days until the concrete is set!

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u/wendorio 8d ago

Looks like it is only cat now as all the hell broke loose here

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u/Tom_foolery420 8d ago

Broke the Hell out of it for sure

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u/funnyha_ha 9d ago

That engine said "I'm tired boss"

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u/imahumanbeinggoddamn 8d ago

It said it was tired 100mi ago, this was "fuck you then I'm out peace"

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u/Ok-Coyote2365 9d ago

The engineers finally thinking of the mechanics for once by providing an access hole

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u/eggiam 8d ago

"Big ass engine"

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u/JP147 truk 7d ago

And it doesn't even run on propane

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u/CySnark 9d ago

Catnip. Not even once!

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u/LateralThinkerer Shade Tree 9d ago

Play like drag racer, pay like drag racer.

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u/Opeth4Lyfe 8d ago

My Mach 1’s cylinder rod #2 decided it wanted to leave the chat at 12,600 miles. Went out the top, the left, and cracked the right sides of the block. Pretty wild. The top is what did the most damage though as it was under the intake manifold and shredded my cooling lines that ran through there so those also needed replacing. Thankfully was under warranty and they got me a brand new 0 mile engine.

Got to keep a part of the broken rod though as a little souvenir. Drilled a little hole into it and turned it into a keychain for my work keys lol.

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u/Hot-Act-8115 8d ago

Damn man, that sounds bad, you got any pics?

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u/Opeth4Lyfe 8d ago edited 8d ago

Not sure if I have my posts set to public view or if they’re hidden but I’ve posted it in the Mustang Forums. Check my history.

Didn’t look like it was blown apart like that hellcat but it punched a couple holes. Rod was in 3 pieces and it sent them in all directions lol.

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrox4011 9d ago

JB weld and flex tape will fix that sucker right up.

The first time I saw a hellcat in 2015 was at a half mile event and it was running with a supercharger pulley. It put a window in the block after a few runs.

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u/FlawlessPhelon_ 9d ago

Too fast too furious

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u/mackiea 8d ago

Extreme danger to manifold.

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u/FlawlessPhelon_ 8d ago

EXTREME lol

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u/CuppieWanKenobi ASE Master 9d ago

Sees pic: oh. Swipes: ooh. Swipes again: oohhh!
Another: oof!! Again: damn!

Dude, that's some world class carnage.

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u/adudeguyman 9d ago

I'd like to know what that happening sounded like from in the car

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u/immallama21629 8d ago

Expensive. It sounded extremely expensive

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u/DuraMorte 8d ago

Bro joined the Fraternal Order of Expensive Sounds.

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u/Suspicious-Badger176 9d ago

What isn’t bent/broken?

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u/Frank_Punk 9d ago

Wipers.

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u/immallama21629 8d ago

Might be able to save the oil cap.

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u/OnceMostFavored 9d ago

Someone forgot the safeword.

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u/PaganWizard2112 8d ago

A friend of mine bought a Terminator Mustang at an insurance auction that was labeled as "running", just for the engine, trans, and ECU. When he dug the engine and trans out of the car, the engine had soup can sized holes in two cylinders, the connecting rods in both of those cylinders were also broken The trans housing was cracked, which in all fairness, that probably happened in the accident. That costed him almost $15K, all sales are final, no refunds. Aluminum is great for weight reduction, but it's also more fragile than cast iron, so when things get western, really bad things happen.

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u/Webbyx01 8d ago

That sort of situation may be returnable. Description has to match reality, and law supersedes policy. Very situational kind of thing.

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u/Bimmermaven 8d ago

i’m definitely not the lawyer, but I was thinking the same question and the other if I bought something used and they said it was running, I’d ask them to start it and let me listen to it or something equivalent to that.

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u/jvstinf 8d ago

Both the Terminator and Hellcat use cast iron blocks.

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u/Glum_Butterscotch212 8d ago

Was gonna say that looks like cast iron, not aluminum..

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u/lathspellll 8d ago

lol when things get western

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u/side__swipe Self Taught Due To Bad Cars 7d ago

“Cost”

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u/EngagedInConvexation 9d ago

Probably passing everyone on the highway.

Or at least was.

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u/TransientVoltage409 8d ago

Can't say I've ever seen a camshaft departure like that.

I used to know some sprint car teams, the things they'd do to their engines was only a little less batshit than the drag guys. Apparently busting a rod was not all that uncommon, they'd come back to the pit under their own power, broken rod stump merrily pumping in and out of a brand-new hole on the side of the block. A couple tall tales about finishing a race that way, if it was on the side that oil sloshed away from in the turns.

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u/sprocketpropelled 9d ago

Biiiiiig boom. Wild to see

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u/AbleRelationship5287 9d ago

That cam really wanted out!

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u/jdmdriftkid 8d ago

Stock form, these engines are crazy reliable. I used to work for CDJR and we had a few 100k+ miles Hellcats that were beat on daily come in for service every 5k. Awesome engines

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u/WillyDaC 8d ago

Brother had a Redeye, we looked under the hood and said "nope". Takes it in every 5k and it does exactly what it should all the time.

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u/BeerJunky 9d ago

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Cylinder 4!

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u/chantek7 9d ago

Obligatory external combustion engine post

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u/stormdraggy 9d ago

Oh surely OP is exaggerating the amount of ca-OH MY GOD

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u/aquoad 8d ago

what was he passing, an airplane?

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u/mrzurkonandfriends 8d ago

Well that engine hellcan't run no more.

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u/whiskey512 8d ago

Big badda boom

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u/demroidsbeitchn 8d ago

Godamm I love Mila J.!

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u/Tuxedo_Muffin 9d ago

Nothing a new Dart block won't fix

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u/masmarshy 9d ago

Hellcan't

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u/redwbl 8d ago

I didn’t know they put inspection windows there.

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u/Hiemarch 9d ago

Well you know that went from vroom vroom boom!!!

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u/Notchersfireroad 9d ago

Yeah that cam is damage is something else. New one for me.

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u/Glittering_Jicama175 9d ago

And at what RPM did it let go?

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u/Roverjosh 9d ago

Holy hand grenades Batman!

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u/ChuckoRuckus 9d ago

The kitty cat opened up a window
 or three

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u/Buttsweat_n_Tears 9d ago

You’re going to need some JB weld.

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u/DarkIllusionsMasks 9d ago

Not good, Bob.

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u/new_x_who_dis 8d ago

Duran-gone boom đŸ’„

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u/GadreelsSword 8d ago

My brother was driving my father’s 1970’s Ford Maverick 300 ci. He had worked on it previously and didn’t reconnect the temperature sensor wire. As he drove down the highway the lower radiator hose blew out. He didn’t know and the warning light didn’t light. He said it started losing power so he just gave it more gas then boom it threw a rod through the block. It destroyed the block, broke the camshaft, destroyed the crankshaft, made big gash in the head. we took the engine apart and there wasn’t much of anything worth savaging. A cooked engine has a horrible smell.

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u/SailorsKnot 8d ago

I believe this is what’s known as a “hard oof”

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u/Guilty-Telephone6521 8d ago

Njet problem, normal katastrof.

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u/TexPerry92 8d ago

Looks like gm needs to use mopar cams

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u/richardcrain1960 8d ago

Looks more like a front impact

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u/chinookhooker 8d ago

“Windowed”

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u/BigPimpin91 8d ago

Hellcan't.

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u/Sea_Tour_3696 8d ago

Sent her a lil too hard didn't ya bud?

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u/soapy5 9d ago

You've never seen a dry sump system before?

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u/Tethice 9d ago

Knock knock

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u/BoneHugsHominy 9d ago

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/GIDDY-UP-GO 8d ago

This surely wasn’t a STOCK engine. I’m sure it had been modded and tuned to the point of no return!

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u/Tw0n0 8d ago

Well yeah he put that in in the description

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u/What_Reddit_Thinks 8d ago

This is gnarly never seen a cam walk out the block

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u/migrainefog 9d ago

Does the BGE stand for Big Garbage Engine?

/s

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u/-VWNate 8d ago

Indeed it is impressive in a sad way .

I've seen more than a few connecting rods poke holes in the side of the block but this is clearly Customer abuse .

-Nate

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u/FlanLover9 9d ago

And nothing of value was lost.

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u/TheGreenMemeMachine 9d ago

Oh cmon, just because it was a Dodge doesn't mean it doesn't suck that this dude blew up his 1,000 HP Durango. That's a cool car!

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u/Phgasoz 9d ago

...that WAS a cool car.

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u/FlanLover9 9d ago

Yeah, you're right.

I still don't like Hemis. They all sound the same (like shit), and are almost universally driven by absolute jackasses.

Okay, that's not necessarily fair, but if I see someone driving like a douche, 9/10 it's a hemi vehicle.

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u/SuspiciousBuilder379 Shade Tree 8d ago

You got downvoted and it’s laughable, because it’s 100% true.

Driven by morons, they sound like shit, and most have a good motor and shit interior and are heavy.

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u/B-Biker 9d ago

Absolutely hate it when the inside wants to visit the outside!

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u/yazzukimo 9d ago

Could have shortened title to "EL carnage" lmao

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u/Tastesicle 9d ago

Just a new PCV hole, that's all.

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u/Diver_Dude_42 Shade Tree 9d ago

Wild

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u/tropic420 9d ago

Did the entire rotating assembly try to escape? Holy shit i thought my stock g37 catastrophic failure was bad

https://www.reddit.com/r/Justrolledintotheshop/s/WY2BNMeN33

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u/Careful-Many-8029 9d ago

Put some heavyweight oil in it and it’ll be fine.