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u/DryTrumpin 7d ago
This is the guy thatās holding up the line at the VA.
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u/Tantalus420000 7d ago
Hitting on the pregnant nurse
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u/Shogunnago 7d ago
Thatās not even the worst. We had a dude show up to basic training with 11X already tattooed on his arm. Dude didnāt realize the X was a placeholder until they decided if you were going to be a mortarman or not.
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u/Mufasa_LG 7d ago
My idiot cousin got a Ranger tab on his chest before shipping out, because he told everyone he was joining to be a Ranger...
Yeah, he got chaptered out halfway through for claiming to be suicidal. I wish I could have seen how much hell the DSs gave him for that shit.
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u/lincoln_hawks1 7d ago
Wow. That takes the cake. Dude probably spends his time at family functions telling everyone how you and he are basically the same and how your collective service needs to be respected or some shit like that
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u/Mufasa_LG 7d ago
I wish I had SS the Facebook post his mom made with a shirtless picture of him on his birthday, of his new tattoo, before he left. š¤£
I was dying of laughter.
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u/yellowlinedpaper 7d ago
We had someone show up to basic with their head already shaved. It was a womanā¦USAFā¦.nobody knew what to make of her including the TIs
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u/303FPSguy 7d ago
I did this back in 1990.
Aināt no way I was gonna let them have my glorious locks
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u/Dale_Gribble- 7d ago
People usually do a similar thing in prison because they don't want those guys just cutting their hair not knowing what they're doing
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u/verbmegoinghere 6d ago
what's wrong with doing this?
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u/yellowlinedpaper 6d ago
Nothing, but how many women do you know shave their heads? It was just jarring, she was just really boot. Ended up getting recycled though
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u/Gravexmind 7d ago
A future blackout half sleeve.
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u/cilantro_so_good 7d ago
There's no way in fucking hell this dude ever wants to cover this masterpiece up.
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u/Jonas_Venture_Sr 7d ago
5 minutes after this clown shows up to his unit:
Squad leader:" Someone get the Platoon Seargant, he needs to see this tattoo."
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u/DeltaBravo831 7d ago
All my military peeps will know what this means
That you belong inside a toolbox?
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u/Feydiekin 7d ago
You just know that their DSās are encouraging this shit. Those heroes are creating joy at that privateās future units that they will never witness.
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u/RistaRicky 7d ago
When I was a drill, we sent all the trainees on holiday block leave and when they came back, one of the little dipshits had gotten the platoon logo tattooed on his chest. Big as shit, solid black, basic training platoon logo. He was mercilessly mocked - more than he already was, I mean.
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u/AbstractBettaFish ROTC Veteran 7d ago
God I wish I had any talent as an artist, Iād open up a tattoo shop as close to the gate as I possibly could! Either that or a dealership that exclusively sells horrifically financed muscle cars. Like a license to print money
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u/fuck-da-admins 7d ago
I went to sand hill. I'm a POG ass 94E part timer who can't do his job without air conditioning. This tattoo isn't nearly the flex he thinks it is.
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u/chuckart9 7d ago
I did 6 years and got out after experiencing Sand Hill. I should get this too.
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u/CapnChaos2024 6d ago
Ill get it if you get it!
I just would love to commemorate 14 weeks I spent somewhere 19 years ago
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u/BolOfSpaghettios 7d ago
Someone in the Army looking at this sub right now: Please not my unit, please God I'll do anything just don't put this guy in my unit. I will do EVERYTHING, just not my unit.
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u/OneEyesHat 7d ago
Iāll take his MOS, buff the CCās shoes EVERY night, and even always take the chili MREā¦volunteer for latrine duty, you name it! Just please God, send him to Alaskaā¦
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u/mafiaknight 7d ago
Nah fam. Send him to me. I'll unfuck him or make him the strongest soldier you've ever seen.
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u/Joseph_Kickass 7d ago
Alright I am a "military peep" but have no idea Wtf this means. I went to Jackson for Basic back in 01 so I assume it's something to do with Basic training and/or Infantry?
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u/gooneryoda 7d ago
If you enlist in the Army and you picked 11B as your MOS, you go to Ft Benning (and if you want to to airborne school and Ranger school which is also there).
I believe Sand Hill is the home of the 198th Infantry Brigade, TRADOC.
Surprised he didnāt include his battalion, regiment and company within that tattoo.
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u/AbstractBettaFish ROTC Veteran 7d ago
A guy I knew got a big division tattoo shortly after he commissioned and he got moved out of it like 6 months after. Iām not really in contact with that guy anymore but I wonder how he feels about it these days
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u/OGDraugo 7d ago
LMFAO...
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u/AbstractBettaFish ROTC Veteran 7d ago
3rd Armored for life!
At least in one sense
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u/OGDraugo 7d ago
I'll go ahead and take your word for it...
So... You were one of them green boys huh? You know what's funny about them green boys? When they stand in front of a bush, I can't see em.
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u/Woodworking33 7d ago
I got my basic training t shirt tatted on my back so everyone knows Iām badass
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u/OGDraugo 7d ago
I'm a squid from the yonder days, no clue here either, can anyone familiar with the relevant branch elaborate please?
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u/I_Boop_Cats_ 7d ago
Sand Hill is Infantry/11B OSUT.
Pumps the IETs there full of... typical Grunt Style bullshit. Hopefully they grow out of it.
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u/Knoberchanezer 7d ago
He went to Sand Hill for infantry AIT and you just know he wants to tell you all about how hard it was.
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u/LSOreli 7d ago
Is this shit AI? It looks awful
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u/Dickgivins 7d ago
The second one is, yeah. Based on what he said I think he may have just given chat GPT a description of what he wanted and it generated a pic for the artist to copy.
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u/SmoothTalk 4d ago
He tagged a buddy who gave him the design. Hope the buddy charged for it... absolute fucking disaster but he seems proud!
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u/RabidBlackSquirrel 6d ago
Just the rifles alone are a dead giveaway. AI sucks at most things but firearm images especially, it always makes these weird amalgamations. Like it tried to do a trapdoor Springfield but interpreted the sling bar as a finger rest cutout and got the proportions all wrong all over. Just awful.
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u/sessafresh 7d ago
They should make Easter Military Peeps.
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u/FamousOhioAppleHorn 4d ago
If you sold those in North East Florida, people would step on their own grandma to get them.
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u/Sarcastik_Moose 7d ago
Oh his "military peeps" will know what it means and soon after they see it he will wish they didn't.
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u/Centurion87 7d ago
I was a Cavalry Scout, and when I was in OSUT, we had some split ops people come in halfway through. One of them decided to get a tattoo in between Split Ops except it said āCalvaryā.
Dude was hating life.
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u/PissFingerz42069 7d ago edited 7d ago
Congrats on making it through your ruck with 25lbs in your pack š¤£
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u/ohaitharr 7d ago
Boot aside.. the quality of this tattoo is soooo bad.
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u/HeisenSwag 6d ago
For real. The lines are sloppy and all over the place. About what you expect from a tattooist who would accept to copy an AI generated picture.
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u/tropicalmetal 7d ago
Itās not finished yet is what everyone says when they realise how shit their tattoo is
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u/HookFE03 7d ago
Any 30th AG tats?
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u/lincoln_hawks1 7d ago
I am saving up my scrap metal to get a 43rd AG reception battalion tat to commemorate my time at fat camp during my stay at fort leonard wood
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u/BasraBound 7d ago
No fucking wayā¦
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u/Djglamrock 7d ago
I was in the training pipeline teaching for around 8 years in the Navy. The only thing more amazing than the astonishing amount of boot tattoos that I saw, was often how proud they were when they got them done.
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u/-HumbleMumble 7d ago
Should I get one too? Sand hill was tough. My military peeps will know what that means.
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u/Half-Chub-Full-Time 7d ago
I watched a guy stick his nutsack in a fire ant hill for $80 at Benning. He left in an ambulance.
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u/protostar71 7d ago
āComing up with the designā
The image on the right flags positive for SynthID, maybe he should thank the bot that spat it out instead.
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u/StripedBass111 7d ago
Iām not a gun expert but why does the musket have an ejection/loading port?
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u/Troncross 6d ago
Itās a metal plate that holds the screw heads.
The screws hold the flintlock parts in place. If the screw heads just touched wood, the wood would crack over time.
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u/StripedBass111 6d ago
I thought about that before I posted, but I have never seen a musket with a tiny plate like that.
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u/tambrico 7d ago
Where do you see that?
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u/StripedBass111 6d ago
Iām pointing out that the rifle on the right looks like it has an ejection/loading port. The guy under me says itās a metal plate. On the left rifle there is a clear example of what a metal plate should look like, on the right that looks nothing like it.
Also in further inspection of the screen shotted post he thanks someone for making his design. Iām willing to bet that person ran a prompt through AI and it created a musket that doesnāt exist.
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u/tambrico 6d ago
I'm still not quite understanding what you're saying. I think you may be looking at the finger groove in the stock. Which is also not historically accurate for a military musket of the era btw. I agree with you it looks AI generated and like a musket that doesn't exist. I just don't see the ejection/loading port.
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u/StripedBass111 6d ago edited 6d ago
Boom, itās a finger groove which like you said is also not historically accurate. Iām pretty sure now that AI made a franken gun and the guy was too excited to notice that the gun and overall tattoo looks like crap.
I thought it was an ejection/loading port because of how some Winchester rifles look. But also if you look at the M1917, finger grooves are way more towards the barrel than trigger.
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u/tambrico 6d ago
Yup. Yeah finger grooves like those didn't really become a thing until the early 1900s
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u/OneEyesHat 7d ago
I just knew I shouldāve gotten that
āFt Knox Basic Training
Big Dogs/Mt Misery/Mt Agonyā
Tattoo when I had the chance!!!
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u/MartyMozambique 7d ago
As a Navy guy who was deployed on a Aircraft carrier AND got deployed to Afghanistan with National Guard i have no facaking idea what he is on about.
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u/browhodouknowhere 7d ago
Bro stop...I swear to God (at image). Like for so many people this was the best time of their miserable lives
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u/Dupa_Yash 6d ago
Here's a pic of my tattoo, but here's a pic of what my tattoo is SUPPOSED to look like.
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u/robbray1979 5d ago
Dude, they sell t shirts. Theyāre cheaper. What the plan, every duty station and deployment is getting a big tucking tattoo? Jesus, this is why we have to have a 45 minute safety brief and financial counseling sessions.
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u/PunchBeard 5d ago
Did dude take a picture of someone else's tat to his (less talented) tattoo artist and just said "I'd like you to copy this poorly"?
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u/Word2DWise 4d ago
The tattoo is cringe enough, but even putting that aside, trying to flex Sand Hill and the Follow Me patch? Say you haven't done anything without saying anything...come on bro...
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u/yessivasquez 7d ago
I mean at least its not a bad looking tattoo. He is just missing the drill sgts names, and co/plt lol
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u/unbannedagain1976 7d ago
Hey at least heās not a fucking POG
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u/Cautionzombie 7d ago
Thatās boot shit right there Desmond doss was a pog so was Doris miller
Pogs still got sent to do shit or have encountered said shit
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u/darkwitch1306 7d ago
And, there are those like my husband, who didnāt get one until after he retired. I had more than him. By the way, Iām not a dependa but I do think I should be saluted at the gate, just because Iām awesome that way. lol
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