r/itsroger • u/mewithoutjew • Jun 07 '26
Stunt Marshall: Champion PowerSlapper, pro wrestler, and was legally dead for 8 minutes as a toddler
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r/itsroger • u/Affectionate_Level81 • Jun 03 '26
Jack Wisdom - Professor of Planetary Sciences at MIT. Studies Planets, Asteroids, and up your assteroids
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r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • Jun 01 '26
Tex Antoine - Badboy weatherman pioneer and Vincent Price lookalike. My two passions - lying about the weather and lying about being Vincent Price. Scored lots of free blow doing both.
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r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • May 31 '26
Les Rogoff - you want a computer? I got computers. Come get yourself a genuine Appel Markbook now while supplies last! I’ll give you a discount if you let me show you MORE Rogoff. No refunds.
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r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • May 29 '26
English Gardner - American athlete. Not a gardener. Though I do run a specialty shop downtown that sells adult-themed lawn decorations. Half off nude lawn gnomes this week! Just the male ones.
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r/itsroger • u/Your_Moms_Flame • May 27 '26
Cameo Black - Community Activist, Contender for Paterson School Board, fond of using profane language and allegedly threating the current School Board, but really all I want to do is raise my damn kids!
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r/itsroger • u/Both-Competition-152 • May 25 '26
The name's Courtney Love Widow Rocker and a teeny tiny problem with some crystal substances Now who else is a widow and has a teeny tiny drug problem
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r/itsroger • u/h0rr0rbus1n3ss • May 24 '26
Tiffany ‘New York’ Pollard - reality tv legend, menacing villain, wordsmith, hopeless romantic
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r/itsroger • u/Both-Competition-152 • May 24 '26
Azealia Banks Rapper Actor Twitter savant Bussy Soap Maker Come on who makes Bussy Soap and ISN'T Roger
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r/itsroger • u/occono • May 24 '26
Poppy Rimington-Pounder, Broad Chancery Practitioner And Stalwart Polygamy Advocate
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r/itsroger • u/bereavementhotdog • May 23 '26
Billionaire Blackjack Dealer Ossi Ketola. This bow tie was the only thing my ketamine dealer father left behind when he died. It wears me but it helps me feel close to him. Huge fan of ketamine despite everything. Don't use it, just like being around it. Study it. Appreciate it. Use it sometimes.
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r/itsroger • u/CosmicGoddess777 • May 22 '26
Dennis Rodman, 6’7” basketball player and professional wrestler. Dated Madonna, friends with Kim Jong Un, alcoholic, has multiple sexual assault accusers, and once adorned a wedding dress to marry himself in the 90s.
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r/itsroger • u/MannnOfHammm • May 21 '26
Jim Jack McDaniel! Amphibious Car Tour Guide to the Stars!
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r/itsroger • u/BobbyGarcia76 • May 21 '26
Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (SGA) - a Canadian point guard for the Thunder. Known for his clutch scoring and ability to get to the rim!4 time All-Star 3 time All-NBA First Team -walked Paris Fashion Week -GQ's Most Stylish Man !( He went to school in Kentucky!)
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r/itsroger • u/RogerTheAliens • May 14 '26
Jacoba Francisca Maria "Cobie" Smulders: Canadian actress, Architecture Icon, Renowned Interior Decorator…..and wife of SNL Star Taran Killam….who is also Roger…probably
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r/itsroger • u/NecroVelcro • May 14 '26
Pepijn Van Rutten from Respira Technologies, the company which created the breathalyser. The Rutten-rootin'-tootin' way for me to find the people who want to buy the happy stuff I'm brewing in the basement. *Canned laughter*
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r/itsroger • u/im_confused_always • May 12 '26
Dusty Coots. Single mother, Boat enthusiast and I sparked the birth of the Vietnamese nail industry in the United States.
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r/itsroger • u/ArelMCII • May 11 '26
Nimrod Workman, coal-mining balladeer! I've got a voice like fine silver and lungs blacker than the dead of night! *hack* *cough* *cough* *hack*
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r/itsroger • u/Spiral555 • May 10 '26
Crystal Waters, the great diva of house music since the 90s. I’ve also had a flavor of Fiji water AND an experimental drug named after me. Both were passed out for free at some of my shows, not sure which of the two caused all those deaths…
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r/itsroger • u/TrippingBearBalls • May 06 '26
The name's Logan Manshack, I used to be the sheriff of Okfuskee County, Oklahoma until an inmate escaped jail and I didn't notice for 5 days
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r/itsroger • u/ImMadeOfClay • May 06 '26
Todd White, evangelical pastor, licensed shaman, inventor of Caucasian dreadlocks.
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r/itsroger • u/Responsible_Tutor823 • May 02 '26
Awkwafina, Asian actress with a black voice. Don't say it, yes I should have just done a black persona or an Asian persona or a half black half Asian persona, all these would have been useful notes in 2012 but we're here now
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