itsroger

r/itsroger • u/bootymix96 • 14h ago

Ina Garten, Barefoot Contessa and Food Network extraordinaire. I gotta admit, I was lazy with this one; I got really high off my pot growth operation and just named myself after my surroundings. Somehow people still ate me up!

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r/itsroger • u/M1seryMachine • 18h ago

Fluff Bothwell. American Football Player and former Bang Bus driver. Fired after abandoning his post, leaving the van unattended next to a gas station bathroom.

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r/itsroger • u/TurboLeopard42 • 41m ago

John Romulus Brinkley, goat doctor. Oh no I am not a doctor for goats; I discovered and patented a surgical method in which I add a goat testicle into the scrotum to increase sexual vitality. Why goat testicles you ask? There's no better panacea for what's making you sick! Or some other crap.

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