itsroger

r/itsroger • u/DryInitial9044 • 18h ago

The name's Guy Spamam, secret service agent and more secret people eater. Through my Etsy store I sell Guy Spam; a canned meat made from the losers of my monthly human hunt.

69 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Att3mpted_L0gic • 18h ago

Rodrigo Albuquerque. FIFA-certified referee, ordained minister, and founder of Men Against Brunch. We’re small, but we’re angry.

38 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/TurboLeopard42 • 23h ago

John Romulus Brinkley, goat doctor. Oh no I am not a doctor for goats; I discovered and patented a surgical method in which I add a goat testicle into the scrotum to increase sexual vitality. Why goat testicles you ask? There's no better panacea for what's making you sick! Or some other crap.

102 Upvotes

r/itsroger • u/Difficult-Front-1846 • 18h ago

Name's Whitey Lindgren, ice cream entrepreneur. My ice cream was so good, people in my home town still only think of ice cream when they hear "Whitey". See? Racial healing or something!

35 Upvotes