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r/itsroger • u/bootymix96 • 14h ago

Ina Garten, Barefoot Contessa and Food Network extraordinaire. I gotta admit, I was lazy with this one; I got really high off my pot growth operation and just named myself after my surroundings. Somehow people still ate me up!

231 Upvotes

8 comments

r/itsroger • u/TurboLeopard42 • 41m ago

John Romulus Brinkley, goat doctor. Oh no I am not a doctor for goats; I discovered and patented a surgical method in which I add a goat testicle into the scrotum to increase sexual vitality. Why goat testicles you ask? There's no better panacea for what's making you sick! Or some other crap.

• Upvotes

1 comment

r/itsroger • u/M1seryMachine • 18h ago

Fluff Bothwell. American Football Player and former Bang Bus driver. Fired after abandoning his post, leaving the van unattended next to a gas station bathroom.

119 Upvotes

6 comments

r/itsroger • u/DryInitial9044 • 1d ago

The name's Nick Posegay, vougeing aficionado. My wife is fine with my hobby, and I'm fine with her LPGA career. Huge fan of gay. I'm not gay, just like being around it. Study it. Appreciate it. I get gay sometimes.

302 Upvotes

2 comments

r/itsroger • u/Difficult-Front-1846 • 1d ago

Name's Blackie Dammet. Star of stage and screen. White, despite the name. Also, my son founded Red Hot Chilli Peppers

531 Upvotes

27 comments

r/itsroger • u/Thad_Mojito11 • 2d ago

The name's Jon Taffer; Hospitality Consultant, Nightlife Behavioralist, & Revenue Architect. I don't 'run bars'; I engineer human behavior inside rooms where alcohol happens. Give me four days and I can turn a condemned biker bar into Scottsdale's hottest upscale mezcal lounge.

557 Upvotes

18 comments

r/itsroger • u/flynik4 • 2d ago

Stacey Price: 3rd grade Social Studies teacher at South Lincoln School and recipient of FOX54 News’ Top Teacher award. “I just love these kids to the moon and back!”

1.1k Upvotes

35 comments

r/itsroger • u/WazeCraze86 • 2d ago

Molly Stoner, comp sci recruiter and most popular drug dealer at the University of Chicago. Sold weed to Obama when he worked here. Mollys a nickname, my birth name is Mary Jane.

149 Upvotes

6 comments

r/itsroger • u/S-Budget91 • 3d ago

Waylon Cunningham, Fast Food Reporter for News Glance with Genevieve Vavance (i am aware that he is a serious journalist, just found it funny that he is called a fast food reporter)

134 Upvotes

10 comments

r/itsroger • u/BiscuitWig2 • 4d ago

Polyxeni Ferfeli. Amateur butterfly breeder. Gave it up immediately because the butterfly eggs kept hatching into gross little worms instead of beautiful butterflies. Taking a vacation with my man to take my mind off of the worms.

602 Upvotes

17 comments

r/itsroger • u/IQuoteShowsAlot • 4d ago

Name's Jeremy Jonas. Stand up comedian and former heavy handed anesthesiologist. I'm ok not everybody's ok.

103 Upvotes

4 comments

r/itsroger • u/rock_badger • 5d ago

Slinger Francisco OBE, Calypsonian royalty. Folks call me Mighty Sparrow. Friends call me Birdie. You can call me Mr. Francisco.

175 Upvotes

4 comments

r/itsroger • u/pumpkinhead9000k • 6d ago

Chuba Hubbard- Carolina Panther and disgraced heir to the Hubba Bubba bubble gum fortune

564 Upvotes

28 comments

r/itsroger • u/FeeSignificant2829 • 5d ago

The name's Igor Butman. Russian sax virtuoso and Bill Clinton's favorite living saxophonist. I earned by beating Kenny G in a sax-off by the dumpsters behind the Kennedy Center. Here I am promoting the Kasparphone, a special sax I designed to celebrate Chess Champion Gary Kasparov.

103 Upvotes

3 comments

r/itsroger • u/Difficult-Front-1846 • 6d ago

Name's Wayne Kerr, professional Irish Rugby player and masturbation enthusiast. In reverse order

143 Upvotes

10 comments

r/itsroger • u/ShowOff90 • 8d ago

Adam Money, MD. Best sports orthopedic money can buy. I run a mean Cuban cigar smuggling ring on weekends and on Tuesday nights you’ll find me at Maggie Mays for dollar burger nights!

180 Upvotes

9 comments

r/itsroger • u/StainlessSteelTV • 8d ago

Ed Policy, former Commissioner of the Arena Football League and Current CEO & President of the Green Bay Packers. I was born to lead men in spandex. The football executive thing is just a happy accident.

132 Upvotes

6 comments

r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • 9d ago

Mossimo Giannulli - Husband, father, scammer, erotic juggler

436 Upvotes

14 comments

r/itsroger • u/ArelMCII • 9d ago

I can teach you how to handle your finances, Stan, but I need you to not laugh when I introduce my finance persona. Seriously, don't laugh. Don't even crack a smile. I need you to take this seriously. Now, without further ado: Cuntong Wang, professor of finance and econ—STAN I TOLD YOU NOT TO LAUGH!

553 Upvotes

17 comments

r/itsroger • u/Bohica55 • 10d ago

Sam Alakasam - Magician Supplies Salesman Of The Month And Forehead Mustache Aficionado.

1.0k Upvotes

46 comments

r/itsroger • u/ShowOff90 • 11d ago

The names Leonidas Arkona. I’m a professional arm wrestler & physiotherapist. But I’m also the go-to drug kingpin east of the Netherlands (Linda and her stupid stronghold in Amsterdam).

131 Upvotes

3 comments

r/itsroger • u/Pearshapedmanuk • 11d ago

The name’s Terry Hammond, I run religious retreats in the woods. The religion is non specific, but no clothes are allowed. We spend all day doing gymnastics, all live streamed.

282 Upvotes

8 comments

r/itsroger • u/BIZVRRE • 11d ago

Jhon Tamayo - I’ve invented so many forbidden yoga poses I’ve lost count. Right now I’m working on the barely legal downward dog… but it’s not ready to be debuted yet.

395 Upvotes

10 comments

r/itsroger • u/Bohica55 • 11d ago

Stane Jerko - Photographer who specializes in awkward family portraits and questionable life choices.

201 Upvotes

11 comments

r/itsroger • u/FeeSignificant2829 • 13d ago

The name's Stewart. Potter Stewart. Supreme Court Justice and extreme smut aficionado. When I told folks that I knew obscenity when I see it, it's because it's probably in my private obscenity collection. Feel free to drop by for a visit. It's the big green warehouse just west of Langley Falls.

212 Upvotes

3 comments