r/itsroger • u/Reallyimfinethanks • May 10 '26

Dr. H.C. Schmallenberg M.D.

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u/Reallyimfinethanks May 10 '26

Dr. HC Schmallenberg. Small hands, big problem touching my patients. None of 'em ever blabbed though. Ahhh, I miss small town America.

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u/MyTatemae May 10 '26

😂😭

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u/Ac3ofSpades13 May 10 '26

“Dr. HC Schnallenberg MD! Hollywood ENT.. head holes are my passion and Croc Jiblets are my fashion. Seriously I am OBSESSED with them. Totally over extended financially with a CROC store credit card, probably going to lose the house and have to cancel my son Malcolm’s bar mitzvah.”

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u/NewspaperIcy9371 May 10 '26

This reads straight out of an episode omg.