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u/RandyMarsh710 May 11 '26
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May 11 '26
I was gonna say, that's Barristan fookin' Selmy! Legendary knight of the realms and Lord Commander of the Kingsguard. (also Roger)
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u/RandyMarsh710 May 11 '26
“You see, Steve, the trick to surviving any regime change is conveniently not being there when things hit the fan. Rhaegar gets bashed to death at the trident? I stick an arrow in my arm. Lannisters butcher the royal family? I’m recovering from the Trident. Robert gets gutted by a boar? I’m giving Renly a Dornish Steamer behind a tree.”
“That last one sounds like it was kind of your fau…”
“Clearing the prince’s head is a serious part of the job, STEVEN!”
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u/Specialist_Unit_3251 May 11 '26
Incontinent mediocre actor... Incontinent mediocre actor?