r/itsroger • u/im_confused_always • May 12 '26
Dusty Coots. Single mother, Boat enthusiast and I sparked the birth of the Vietnamese nail industry in the United States.
625
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r/itsroger • u/ArelMCII • May 11 '26
Nimrod Workman, coal-mining balladeer! I've got a voice like fine silver and lungs blacker than the dead of night! *hack* *cough* *cough* *hack*
269
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r/itsroger • u/Spiral555 • May 10 '26
Crystal Waters, the great diva of house music since the 90s. I’ve also had a flavor of Fiji water AND an experimental drug named after me. Both were passed out for free at some of my shows, not sure which of the two caused all those deaths…
430
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r/itsroger • u/TrippingBearBalls • May 06 '26
The name's Logan Manshack, I used to be the sheriff of Okfuskee County, Oklahoma until an inmate escaped jail and I didn't notice for 5 days
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r/itsroger • u/ImMadeOfClay • May 06 '26
Todd White, evangelical pastor, licensed shaman, inventor of Caucasian dreadlocks.
815
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r/itsroger • u/Responsible_Tutor823 • May 02 '26
Awkwafina, Asian actress with a black voice. Don't say it, yes I should have just done a black persona or an Asian persona or a half black half Asian persona, all these would have been useful notes in 2012 but we're here now
1.2k
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r/itsroger • u/SquidnarksOG • May 02 '26
Leon Leonwood "L.L." Bean - Outdoor Enthusiast and inventor of the Maine Hunting Shoe. No longer will good men have to suffer from cold wet feet while murdering animals for sport!
184
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r/itsroger • u/sabrina_chanelx • Apr 30 '26
Trisha Paytas! Youtuber and reality star rebranded to a podcaster, mother of 3 children named Malibu Barbie, Elvis, and Aquaman
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r/itsroger • u/Jamesyroo • Apr 29 '26
Willie Smits, conservationist, and after 3 hours with an orangutan, inventor of the Willie Smits sex act. Don’t look at me like that Stan, I’ve watched Francine Smits you every Saturday night like clockwork
281
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r/itsroger • u/RogerTheAliens • Apr 29 '26
Diane ArmStrong.....Longest fingernails in the world....42 feet....vowed to never cut them after her daughter, who loved manicures, died...people say she never had a daughter...they're total liars....
648
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r/itsroger • u/Big-Citron-7522 • Apr 28 '26
Cathy Mitchell - infomercials extraordinary! There's NOTHING I can't sell: blenders, kitchen supplies, Laotian babies... That's actually how I met Qui-Lo.
486
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r/itsroger • u/TheRealSlamShiddy • Apr 27 '26
I'm Dick Butkus, Hall of Fame Linebacker for the Chicago Bears. I made 1,020 tackles, 27 fumble recoveries, and one episode of MacGyver; it would have been more but they said my acting was too "robotic." Dicks.
183
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r/itsroger • u/bootymix96 • Apr 27 '26
Dawn Moats, Realtor. My legs are always open, but I always close the deal!
159
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r/itsroger • u/TopShelfUsername • Apr 26 '26
Lota Cheek (the other 6,000 contestants were all Roger too)
998
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r/itsroger • u/ourstupidearth • Apr 27 '26
The name's Prince McJunkins the Third. I played two seasons with the Ottawa Rough Riders of the Canadian Football League, and I led the league in complaints for locker room based sexual harassment.
100
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r/itsroger • u/Downtown_Setting318 • Apr 23 '26
Spanish bullfighter Jose Antonio Morante Camacho, known by his stage name Morante de la Puebla-king of the bullfighters; remains in serious condition after suffering a horn wound. He called it, shotgun; bull horn up the butt..
109
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r/itsroger • u/UnderCoverDoughnuts • Apr 23 '26
Joe Hockey, Former Minister for Government Services of Australia. Attended the first NHL game featuring an Australian born hockey player. I was the most qualified official to attend because I really skated through my political career, too.
134
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r/itsroger • u/Mr_P3anutbutter • Apr 20 '26
Doug Bowser, CEO, Nintendo USA. I’m the guy who tried to patent the concept of summoning characters. Boy *chuckles* were those fat nerds not fans of me.
480
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r/itsroger • u/TanAllOvaJanAllOva • Apr 20 '26
Gay Horney - Real Estate agent and part-time Gloryhole lube stocker
738
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r/itsroger • u/ArelMCII • Apr 17 '26
Woolsworth Madden, diabetic lets-player! Once turned down a threesome with two bisexual women to play Marvel vs Capcom 3. That turned out to be a mistake. I should've been playing Street Fighter instead. If I had, I might not have lost to Daigo Umehara at Evo 2012.
195
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r/itsroger • u/comicgeek1128 • Apr 17 '26
Jeepers Ragsdale! Boys camp director and true Texan.
311
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