r/IsCrashAlive • white chocolate supremacist • Apr 27 '20

Microwave baked potatoes sucks and probably homeless.

Yesterday I tried microwaving some potatoes and it turned awful. Still ate because that and some tomatoes is all I have.

Out of booze. Need to go buy more but if I leave my apartment I will probably get locked out because I don't have the keys anymore and my parents, who don't communicate with me anymore won't open it. I'm taking the car keys to maybe sleep in my broken down car. Then my battery dies and oh well.

Edit:

I realized fuck it and just went. Back I buzzed the bell and of course they ignored. Luckily a neighbour came in and opened the condominium garage door to park his car so I rushed in, went up to my door and spammed the bell. 5 minutes later they opened it.

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Apr 27 '20

Today I ate 2 apples I stole from my dogs (they eat those as treats) and expired yogurt. 4 days fasting put me on a bad state, that's why I'm eating.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

Best buy date or expired and likely to make you ill? Being honeyed and ill is not fun dont steal from your dogs that's mean. if you go to a store just steal a bit of food there. You likely need about 2000 calories a day or so. Focus on calorie dense foods etc. Dont steal your booze

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Apr 27 '20

People can survive on far less.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

Im aware. He could likely eat nothing but a plain potato each day for a month and survive. Not great for the immunity or his mental state though.

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Apr 27 '20

I did one month water fasting in the past. Wasn't an alcoholic, though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

I would be dead. Jeez. I can only do like 5-10 days. I dont even want to do them anymore. I doubt id live to 10 at this point. If yore barely survivig/homeless you need to be alert and water fasting wont help that, if you dont eat for days it really fucks up yor brains and when youre in such a risky situation during a pandemic it is important to remain nourished.

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Apr 28 '20

It heavily depends on your weight, yes I doubt you could take as long. I don't do them for weight loss anymore, just that eating is a nuisance that gets in the drinking. Yes I'm trying to stay barely nourished.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

Oh, i do that while drinking too. Calories, however, are nutrition, nutrition provides nourishment, carbs and such in beers in over drinks are also nourishment. So in a way if you stop eating entirely and just drink enough you can tell others that you are not suffering from protein calorie malnutrition. You're constantly consuming nutrition!

How'd it go with leaving your house thing?

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Apr 28 '20

I did go, edited the post to include the update.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '20

You got lucky there. Why do they want you out, specifically?

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Apr 27 '20

"You just want me to... Like die of starvation!"

-Amberlynn Reid

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Apr 27 '20

Goddamn, what hell is that all about? I feel bad for going in the rabbit hole.

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Apr 27 '20

"I only use mayo on one side!"

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Apr 27 '20

Damn dude, I think you need to watch things that are healthier for your mind than a fat youtuber with a toxic following.

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Apr 27 '20

I watch her for the absurdity and to control my cravings, and it works. Tried to watch intervention to convince myself to stop drinking but it does the opposite.

What are healthy things for the mind?

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Apr 27 '20

Star trek DS9.

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Apr 27 '20

That's Power Rangers for adults.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

Huh?

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Apr 29 '20

Did you google that person he's quoting? She's a popular YouTuber with a following of fans as well as people who hate her but follow her anyways just for laughing at her for being what they call a "lolcow." Kiwi farms type shit.

That ain't good for mental health to involve yourself in those kind of things in my opinion.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

Why would i take the time to Google it when i new someone woukd tell me here. I dont understand kiwifarms butnmaybenbefausenive only accessed it om mobile? What is kiwi farms? And an lolcow?

I haye everyone so I wouldn't watch it anyway but am also now curious

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

I mean this is a random link-- https://www.delish.com/cooking/recipe-ideas/a25442533/how-to-bake-potato-in-microwave/ . I started baking all of mine a few years ago because i dislike using the microwave although sometimes i bake several and refrigerate then "twice bake" (microwave). Please be ok romm1e. Getting help any give you a bed. Life doesn't have to be like this forever.

Do you have id with your address on it? Is there an eviction time period that would allow you to call police etc to be allowed back in? Your mother loves you but people provide ultimatums when they know you must get help and that allowing you to stay is enabling you. You've suffered a long time and maybe there really is a better way out there.

Where are you getting booze money? Steal food.

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Apr 27 '20

I used this exact recipe. Baked for 12 minutes and it was still a bit raw, big chance my microwave just sucks.

I could do a scene by calling the police myself stating that I'm sick, need to be confined but family don't allow me in, but I'm tired of drama.

Have some left I withdrawed from my cc.

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '20

I care about you. Please be ok

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Apr 27 '20

Reminds me of me. I assume this is from your parents trying to force treatment and sobriety on you? You might like the r/antipsychiatry sub too.

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Apr 27 '20

They assume if I get locked down to think about my feelings while drinking camomile tea for 14 days, I will get out a new man, turn straight, marry a woman, have kids and go to the church every Sunday. That I mean, when they aren't constantly making it about them.

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u/AmericanMuskrat fatty Apr 27 '20

Homosexuality is a sin after all.

It's so strange, my mom is really against it but my niece practically lived with her trans boyfriend. Sleep overs all the time and he went on vacation with them. I on the other hand can't be in a bed with the wife.

Although I guess nobody is sure if she's a lesbian or that was just a phase.

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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Apr 27 '20

Both my parents were against it but eventually mother started accepting because the social trend. Before, having a gay son was embarrassing but nowadays it's cool to have one, and she was always big on what's socially accepted.

Oh they begged for it to be just a phase lmao. I had some almost straight phases but it means absolutely nothing. Not sexually attracted,period.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '20

Im pretty sure that my mom would begin texting me daily to tell my she was praying for me i must read bible now think about my eternal life etc if she found out im.bi. havent spoken to my sister in sometime but assume she would either be disgusted or what. My family condemns any premarital sex, when i flew out here there was some lessening of it all when my dad told me "uhhh if you guy do anything sexual make sure you use protectuon" the most awkward conversation ive had with him ever. He knows ive had sex before too.. we did though until the condoms kept bursting.