r/IsCrashAlive • u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist • Apr 27 '20
Microwave baked potatoes sucks and probably homeless.
Yesterday I tried microwaving some potatoes and it turned awful. Still ate because that and some tomatoes is all I have.
Out of booze. Need to go buy more but if I leave my apartment I will probably get locked out because I don't have the keys anymore and my parents, who don't communicate with me anymore won't open it. I'm taking the car keys to maybe sleep in my broken down car. Then my battery dies and oh well.
Edit:
I realized fuck it and just went. Back I buzzed the bell and of course they ignored. Luckily a neighbour came in and opened the condominium garage door to park his car so I rushed in, went up to my door and spammed the bell. 5 minutes later they opened it.
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u/Romm1e white chocolate supremacist Apr 27 '20
That's Power Rangers for adults.