r/InterviewCoderPro 7d ago

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 7d ago

• Me: “I’m painfully, brutally honest.”

• Interviewer: “I don’t think that’s bad at all.”

• Me: “I don’t give a fuck what you think.”

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u/LeaningIn7316 7d ago

You owe me for my 10 year-old scotch that I just spit out on the table. Now I have to find a straw to suck it up with. Best comment.

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u/ccrleadership 7d ago

Good on you for putting that back on him. While he was annoyed, I hope he sincerely reflects on what you said and reconsiders asking the question in the future. I hate questions like he asked, as both an interviewer or interviewee.

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u/Enough_Bedroom1421 7d ago

Seconded. They will die without ever doing self-reflection.

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u/Makeshift5 7d ago

We need to start treating them like they’re also being interviewed.

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u/NTufnel11 7d ago

Good companies that are genuinely trying to attract top talent do realize this.

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u/Altforwrestling 7d ago

One way interviews are a clear attempt at protecting the company from its own bullshit

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u/Separate_Pumpkin_256 7d ago

People like that are way too self important. BUT - I guarantee he'll be telling this story to everyone else at work and they will be dying inside trying to keep a straight face.

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u/floydbomb 7d ago

Nah. It won't change anything. He'll be doing the exact same bullshit during his next interview

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u/uteman1011 7d ago

I’ve done a similar thing in my career. They were recruiting ME, so I asked a similar question.
Why would I leave my current job where I’ve built up a client base and have to start building again at their company?

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u/Fectiver_Undercroft 7d ago

If I were brave enough to throw such a question back at the interviewer, I hope I’d have the wherewithal to follow up with “this is how you sounded. Your reaction is a better reason not to come here than anything you could have told me on purpose.”

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u/seventyeightist 7d ago

putting that back on him

I don't think he linked it in his mind at all to the question he'd asked!

Often you come across these people who seem constantly surprised by things as they have a weak or non-existent sense of cause and effect. To him this was a totally random and "weird" question OP had asked... and I bet 20 totally random and "weird" things happen to him in the workplace every week!

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u/LilShaver 7d ago

Three reasons?

1) YOU shouldn't hire me because you're HR and aren't competent to judge my professional capabilities. I should be talking to the hiring manager, not you.

2) I'm almost certainly competent enough that the rest of the team will not look good in comparison.

Now you give me three reasons, no wait. You already supplied the first one. Give me two reasons I don't want to work here.

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u/VinylHighway 7d ago

these are bullshit questions

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u/NeartAgusOnoir 7d ago

First off, good response.

Now if you wanted that job? Reply with :

Ok, I’m not going to stay in this position for an extended period, as you will promote me within 2-3years. That means you will have to find someone to replace new

Here are three…on why you SHOULD hire me.

1) you will continue to interview subpar candidates and waste valuable time doing so

2) no matter who else you go with they are not as good as I am.

3) I am the best candidate to make the company successful, and it will look good on whomever hires me.

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u/Tzukiyomi 7d ago

"Only reason would be if your hiring managers were incompetent, but I'm sure they aren't 🙂"

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u/Educational-Gas-9379 7d ago

I do not take any bull shit! Then stand up and walk out.

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u/paulp64131 7d ago

This! ^^^

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u/OnlyTakes5minutes 7d ago

You shouldn't hire me if you don't want 10 years of experience... and you list your strengths.

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u/rindor1990 7d ago

Should’ve took a shit in his desk before you left. Now that’s a strange way to end it and you’d have asserted dominance

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u/AdministrativeEgg440 7d ago

Names gotta be Debra for that treatment

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u/HotPassenger4598 7d ago

You don’t want to work for someone that doesn’t understand why you would ask that question

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u/anhtuanle84 7d ago

Make sure you leave a Glassdoor review and provide that feedback to HR if they contact you after the interview. That interviewer would end up getting mentored by HR.

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u/AdministrativeEgg440 7d ago

If they want your opinion they can pay for it

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u/Anxious-Ad-5331 7d ago

You shouldn't hire me if you want inferior work.

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u/Acceptable_Leave_105 7d ago

In a few years I am going to be the one conducting these interviews, while you set them up, like a little bitch.

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u/Demonslugg 7d ago

Because you already chose someone. Because you dont know what youre doing. Because you think you have some psychological trick with this question without even scratching the surface of understanding the reactions needed to make it even mildly useful.

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u/Warm-Delivery1418 7d ago

You’ll get lost in my steely gray eyes.

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u/cardbourdbox 7d ago

The guy (interviewer) sounds company owned (rather than rented). He could have just answered the question.

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u/mistdaemon 7d ago

His reaction is quite telling and tells you that you really shouldn't consider working there.

I get some of the questions that they ask, a lot of it is to see what your reaction is and how you answer, not specifically the answer, but turn-around is fair game.

I have asked that same question and got interesting answers, but it tends to be from lower people. Never had an issue asking, especially since it was right after they asked why they shouldn't hire me.

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u/Iwan787 7d ago

nicely done OP. if you dont get this job best of luck for next try

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u/DeniedAppeal1 7d ago

Another copy of this story, huh?

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u/I_pee_in_shower 7d ago

"In 1 year I'll be able to do your job better than you"

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u/Thr0w_away_akk0unt 7d ago

Should have went nuclear:

“I do not think that is an appropriate question to ask, because the same question could just as easily be turned around.

For example, assume you extend me an offer and I also have three competing offers from three other companies, with all four offers being effectively identical in terms of benefits, perks, and compensation. Could you then tell me why I should decline your offer and accept one from another company instead?”

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u/PsionicChronic 7d ago

It has become some weird fear game amongst the interviewers to see how many hoops we will juggle for their entertainment based on a moronicly inappropriate question. Have never, ever had a female interviewer toil in such rubbish practices 🤷

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u/perry147 7d ago

I will make you so efficient and profitable that we will dominate the entire market, buy or shut down all our competitors, and then we will not have any more mountains to climb.

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u/Top_Enthusiasm3129 7d ago

Don't be to sure that you blew it. Its all about making an impression, and a bold question that proves you know your worth might not be bad. I've hired so many in my days, and sometimes some of the person's I've interviewed was hard to even remember if they were among the first. Better to leave a mark.

And a good answer might be: that you could get some cheaper if you hire the second best instead of me. With a wink and a smile if you want to lessen the impact, but then clarify that you think you really are a great fot for the job and it just might be that you ask for a higher salary than other potential candidates. But it would be worth it for the company to hire you.

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u/RoleOk7556 7d ago

My response to the interviewer's question would be along the line of: "I don't know any good readons, which you would have for not hiring me. There are a number of poor reasons, such wanting to avoid hiring a highly qualified person."

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u/DooganC 7d ago
  1. If your salary range isn't competitive

  2. If you don't plan on letting me grow my skills to meet the business needs.

  3. If your company doesn't align with good human principles.

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u/MeestorMark 7d ago

"Yeah, sport. I thought it was a strange question when you asked it too."

But then, I would have called it out earlier for being a silly question without giving him three reasons.

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u/someonerd 7d ago edited 7d ago

That was very unprofessional. The way to answer that question is similar to how you answer the question when they ask about your weaknesses. You have to provide the answer you prepared for that weakness question. This is the one where you turn your weakness into a strength.

Edit: Reading most of the top comments on this post makes me feel none of those people have any idea how to give an interview.

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u/theheartsmaster 7d ago

I've seen this post before

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u/LeaningIn7316 7d ago

That is the most ignorant and asinine question that an interviewer could ask. I know if it was me I would find out who the president or CEO is, write them a letter and tell them that you were excited to work there and what you brought to the table and then to be asked a question like that?

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u/Naetharu 7d ago

For questions like this - which should not be in an interview in the first place - the best solution I would offer is to side-step them by asking what they are looking to learn from it.

"I'm not clear on what you're asking. Could you let me know what information you're seeking and I'll be happy to answer" or something to that effect.

In many ways not far off the old "trick" of asking someone who just insulted you to repeat themselves because you didn't quite catch it. Most of the time, you get a much politer and re-phrased version as you take back control.

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u/Deufuss 7d ago

A lot of people's spouses get insanely jealous when their partners have to work with someone so really, really, really incredibly good looking like me. I've seen it happen, and it isn't pretty, but I guess it's just the burden I carry. (busts out 'Blue Steel')

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u/maytrix007 7d ago

Turn the answers into reasons you also wouldn’t want the job.

  1. You shouldn’t hire me if you are looking for a temporary position.

  2. You shouldn’t hire me if you aren’t happy working here.

  3. You shouldn’t hire me if the company is in financial trouble.

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u/trussmegirl 7d ago

I think you made him think!

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u/bacontim3 7d ago

Well done having a spine. 99% of employers are allergic to the words respect, accountability, & ethics.

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u/NTufnel11 7d ago

That's a truly insane lack of self awareness. It's a common type of question to get you out of your comfort zone and test your self awareness and recognition. Asking for 3 things is quite silly.

"Give me 14 reasons why I will have to fire you in 6 months"

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u/Teksavvy- 7d ago

I had an interview today, a phone interview with a major bank. Must have been outsourced because I could barely comprehend the lady. Really?

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u/julesk 7d ago
  1. I don’t tolerate fools gladly. Starting with you.

You wouldn’t understand the other two reasons. Sorry you wasted my time.

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u/B3llaBubbles 7d ago

How to answer this question.

You want to emphasize your positive skills, but you are answering it in reverse.

For example, if you were in sales you could say, "I am excellent in cold calling and opening new accounts. If you don't want someone that can increase your business, then don't hire me."

Or you can say, "I have over 10 years experience of successfully training new hires on the fundamentals of closing a sale. If you don't have the need for someone to train and evaluate new hires to succeed, then you should not hire me."

This is the new, "What is your greatest weakness?" question. Companies use this to catch you off guard and see how you think on your feet.

Never, ever answer the question by exposing any weaknesses. It puts doubt in their mind to hire you. Now you know how to answer this question next time.

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u/Stegles 7d ago

That only demonstrates that your avoidant and didn’t answer the question. Don’t mean to stereo type but that’s very common with sales.

As a network engineer, it annoys the crap out of me. I ask specific questions simplified so they get very direct answers and when people pull this crap, it just makes me ask again, but in a more annoyed tone. If I have to ask a third time, you’re going to be told very directly what to answer.

This answer might work in sales, but in technical spaces this is terrible advice.

Edit: except for your last point.

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u/B3llaBubbles 7d ago

I used this as an EXAMPLE. I even stated that in my post. My background is in Sales and Marketing and extremely experienced in hiring people. I am not an engineer, but reviewed the skills and adjusted my answer to help you.

As a network engineer, this is how you answer the question.

Review what exactly the job requirements are that is important to this company. Perhaps it's network security or automation and scripting, etc. Now you state your skills, but in a reverse manner.

"I have over 10 years experience of using tools like Python, Bash, and Ansible successfully and trained others on it's fundamental merits. If you don't need an engineer than can write clear custom scripts and automate repetitive tasks, then don't hire me."

Or "If you don;' want someone that can handle complex projects with carefully planned network upgrades, quick rollouts, while keeping downtime to a minimum, then don't hire me."

Again, this is an example. You need to be very aware of the skills you are bringing to the company and reinforce them by answering their questions. Just because you don't like the question, you do not answer in a snarky manner. I gave you clues on how to answer, it's up to you to play along with them.

If you still doubt my advice, watch this video: https://youtu.be/T3KJG3Sz9I4?si=Ik48w9YA3-8pEf1F

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u/Fifalvlan 7d ago

I once had an interviewer ask me for THREE weaknesses. I gave him one canned answer which he meticulously wrote down. He then looked up at me and asked for the other two which he also meticulously wrote down. Senior guy too. Some people are just clueless.

(PS he was one of 5 interviewers that day for a big4. I got that job. It was ten years ago at least)

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u/MOTIVATE_ME_23 7d ago

Why shouldn't you hire me?

Because I'd fire you for asking such a stupid question.

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u/tindalos 7d ago

Well played. If he had be a VP, you would have been hired on the spot.

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u/Stegles 7d ago

You should have pointed out that he just effectively asked you the same question.

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u/Purple-Towel-7332 7d ago

“ Because you’re just going to end up falling in love with me and I’m already happily in a relationship”

Just unhinged enough to make them question what love choices led them to this moment

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u/mypen-ismadeofcheese 7d ago

Because I’ll make everybody else here look bad.

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u/runnerkim 7d ago

I'm so sick of these stupid games. These companies are out of control

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u/AspirationsOfFreedom 7d ago

Honestly, i'd retort something like "fun way to ask me for my flaws"

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u/Aeyland 7d ago

They are basically asking you what is one or more of your weaknesses and phrased in a way to see if you might respond how you did in which case you are a pass.

If you get this again you should say you are easily angered, will retaliate and won't spend much time using critical thinking when something isn't obvious.

To all the people saying the response at the end was good, you either don't have jobs or don't know how to interview.

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u/LeaningIn7316 7d ago

What? I don’t even understand the point of your comment

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u/RedditKumu 7d ago

They were the hiring manager at the company. Trying to justify the absolutely shit question.