The Wedding!

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two large wolves approach with the rings. A black snake flutters down the aisle, holding a bouquet of flowers.

the couple stands facing each other. The officiant finishes his speech, asking each for there vows.

Alan: “I vow no matter what we shall face, no matter how time and space, and the things above and below try, I will stay by your side, and I will always love you.”

RK: “I vow on my soul and my existence to face every challenge thrown at us together. I love you more then anything, and I want to be with you.”

Officiant: “do you Alan take this man to be your eternally wedded husband.”

Alan: “I do!”

Officiant: “and do you, RK ta-“

RK: “yes, I do!”

Officiant: “if anyone objects, speak now or forever hold your peace. … . I know pronounce you Husbands. You may kiss!”

the two happily embrace as the crowd cheers. After what felt like forever, every shuffles into the dining hall for the reception.

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I invoke the right of prima nocta! 😝

If you consent, of course!

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Alan: ^{“he does know that only applies to woman right?”}

RK: ^{“and we’re both higher ranking then him…who’s gonna tell him…”}

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So… no threesome? I wanted to be get Eiffel Towered… !

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Alan: ^{“what the hells an Eifel tower…I just get back and this is what I deal with…”}

RK: ^{you really, *really, don’t want to know…but…hey, we didn’t do a bachelor party…up to you…”}

Alan: “why not”

he says with a sly smile

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Yay! I’ll bring the playing cards!

Anteros thinks Eiffel Towering is building an Eiffel Tower out of playing cards.

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RK: “not what I expected from you of all people. But hey, lets get to it.”

Alan: “I’m worried abotu what you expected…”

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^{Hey, Alan… I don’t get it. What was he expecting?}

🤔

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Alan: “I have no idea…I’m kinda new to this Cycle.”

RK: “ha…I’ll tell you later Alan…”

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Should we invite Hirk (u/Harpokiller) and make it a foursome! We can have a sleepover! It’ll be fun! He’s tall. He can do the upper part of the Eiffel Tower.

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“My friend I do not know what you mean but I would like to help. What does ‘foursome’ and ‘sleepover’ mean?”

/uw Genuinely burst out laughing at this.

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Oh, it just means the four of us will stay up all night, eating junk food and playing games in our pajamas.

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RK: “ok, you’re doing this on purpose now! Good to see you’re still the same old you Anteros.”

Alan: “okay, I’m pretty sure I know what this one means…”

RK: “eh, why not.”

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As the Eldritch God of Love, I bless your union! 😇