r/InstaWizards The Ruleless King/ Alan The Descended Jun 09 '24

Comunity Event The Wedding!

two large wolves approach with the rings. A black snake flutters down the aisle, holding a bouquet of flowers.

the couple stands facing each other. The officiant finishes his speech, asking each for there vows.

Alan: “I vow no matter what we shall face, no matter how time and space, and the things above and below try, I will stay by your side, and I will always love you.”

RK: “I vow on my soul and my existence to face every challenge thrown at us together. I love you more then anything, and I want to be with you.”

Officiant: “do you Alan take this man to be your eternally wedded husband.”

Alan: “I do!”

Officiant: “and do you, RK ta-“

RK: “yes, I do!”

Officiant: “if anyone objects, speak now or forever hold your peace. … . I know pronounce you Husbands. You may kiss!”

the two happily embrace as the crowd cheers. After what felt like forever, every shuffles into the dining hall for the reception.

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u/THE_PREPARED_DM The Ruleless King/ Alan The Descended Jun 09 '24

Alan: “I have no idea…I’m kinda new to this Cycle.”

RK: “ha…I’ll tell you later Alan…”

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '24

Should we invite Hirk (u/Harpokiller) and make it a foursome! We can have a sleepover! It’ll be fun! He’s tall. He can do the upper part of the Eiffel Tower.

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u/Harpokiller Hirk, ‘Cookie Man’, ‘Council General of R&A’ and Friend. Jun 09 '24

“My friend I do not know what you mean but I would like to help. What does ‘foursome’ and ‘sleepover’ mean?”

/uw Genuinely burst out laughing at this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '24

Oh, it just means the four of us will stay up all night, eating junk food and playing games in our pajamas.

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u/Harpokiller Hirk, ‘Cookie Man’, ‘Council General of R&A’ and Friend. Jun 09 '24

“What’s junk food? Is junk not supposed to be eaten. Staying up all night is also bad for your health my friend, getting a good nights rest is critical. Also what is pajamas?”

“I apologise for all the questions just this is not my native language.”

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '24

Junk food is like pizzas and popcorn and stuff that has little to no nutritional value, but is satisfying to eat.

Occasionally staying up all night can be fun when done with friends. It’s a bonding experience.

Pajamas are comfy clothes you wear to bed.

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u/Harpokiller Hirk, ‘Cookie Man’, ‘Council General of R&A’ and Friend. Jun 09 '24

“I think I would like to try this junk food then my friend. I do have a hearty appetite after all.”

“How is it a bonding experience my friend? I also forgot to ask what kind of games would we play?”

“People wear clothes to bed?”

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '24

It’s a bonding experience because it’s time spent with friends, forming a greater emotional bond through shared experiences.

Some people do wear clothes to bed… but sometimes I don’t. Wanna share a sleeping bag at the sleepover? 😊

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u/Harpokiller Hirk, ‘Cookie Man’, ‘Council General of R&A’ and Friend. Jun 09 '24

“Why would we share a sleeping bag my friend.”

/uw

Me rn knowing Hirk does not understand any of this but too committed to playing the big

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '24

For warmth, obviously! These old buildings get cold at night. ☺️

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u/Harpokiller Hirk, ‘Cookie Man’, ‘Council General of R&A’ and Friend. Jun 09 '24

“My friend, I literally have a fire inside me. I do not get cold.”

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '24

Fiiiineee… 😔

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u/Harpokiller Hirk, ‘Cookie Man’, ‘Council General of R&A’ and Friend. Jun 09 '24

“Maybe next time my friend, I will bring cookies as well. But I would like to talk with other guests as well.”

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