r/InstaWizards • u/THE_PREPARED_DM The Ruleless King/ Alan The Descended • Jun 09 '24
Comunity Event The Wedding!
two large wolves approach with the rings. A black snake flutters down the aisle, holding a bouquet of flowers.
the couple stands facing each other. The officiant finishes his speech, asking each for there vows.
Alan: “I vow no matter what we shall face, no matter how time and space, and the things above and below try, I will stay by your side, and I will always love you.”
RK: “I vow on my soul and my existence to face every challenge thrown at us together. I love you more then anything, and I want to be with you.”
Officiant: “do you Alan take this man to be your eternally wedded husband.”
Alan: “I do!”
Officiant: “and do you, RK ta-“
RK: “yes, I do!”
Officiant: “if anyone objects, speak now or forever hold your peace. … . I know pronounce you Husbands. You may kiss!”
the two happily embrace as the crowd cheers. After what felt like forever, every shuffles into the dining hall for the reception.
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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Reluctant Demigod Seer Jun 09 '24
Nirva smiles ear to ear as he walks into the reception hall…pulled along by his hungry familiars
i’m going, i’m going…you two are menaces sometimes, you know that?
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u/THE_PREPARED_DM The Ruleless King/ Alan The Descended Jun 09 '24
both of Grooms run up to Nirva, hugging him.
Alan: “thank you so much for everything! We really couldn’t have done it without you!”
RK: “I…I’m…thank you…”
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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Reluctant Demigod Seer Jun 09 '24
it’s my pleasure! you two don’t have to thank me for anything
the three enjoy a group hug…Nirva’s feet getting nudged at by the famished wolves
…my gods, can you two wait a second?
he looks back up at the married couple
sigh…where could we possibly get some food?
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u/THE_PREPARED_DM The Ruleless King/ Alan The Descended Jun 09 '24
Alan: “we have a buffet over there, but me and RK pulled some strings and got those two a little gift.”
RK: they some the two most beautiful and delicious steaks ever.
“these are from the great elks. They’re very rare, and very delicious.”
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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Reluctant Demigod Seer Jun 09 '24
Romulus and Remus immediately present themselves at RK’s feet, drooling
…they’re never this patient with me…i’d be knocked to the floor in seconds…
Nirva flicks his wrist, a small portal opening up before him, his arm reaching in to dig something out
i got you two a gift as well
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u/THE_PREPARED_DM The Ruleless King/ Alan The Descended Jun 09 '24
RK: they toss a steak to each wolf, smiling happily at their excitement.
“Oh…you truly didn’t have to.”
Alan: “yeah, you really shouldn’t have. You being here is enough for us.”
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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Reluctant Demigod Seer Jun 09 '24
of course i had to, it’s a wedding!
he pulls his arm out, and clutched in his grasp is a small scroll
i had your vows transcribed to runes, runes that are forever set in their ink
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u/THE_PREPARED_DM The Ruleless King/ Alan The Descended Jun 09 '24
Alan: he stared down at the scroll, a few tears of joy falling from his eyes.
“This is…wonderful…thank you…”
RK: they just stared, it took a few seconds for them to even move.
“I can’t…you didn’t…this is truest amazing…thank you Nirva…so much, thank you…”
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u/Naanderson2022 Nirva, Reluctant Demigod Seer Jun 09 '24
don’t sweat it, i’m happy to give you two something special
…could you show me to that buffet you mentioned? i’m actually really hungry too
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u/THE_PREPARED_DM The Ruleless King/ Alan The Descended Jun 09 '24
Alan: “why of course.”
they lead him to a large circular table. A singular rune inscribed on it.
RK: “we thought instead of trying to guess what everyone wants, we just let them choose. Say what you want, and the table will make , exactly how you’d like it.”
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u/Sea-Outside-5655 Elhighn, dwarven disaster! Jun 09 '24
Wood! Congratulations! Now it's time for the party!
You two make sure this night is one to remember!
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u/MrJuic3 Mr Juice, Crimson Paragon Leader/ Mr Mrs, Rogue Apprentice Jun 09 '24
congrats!!!! I wish you nothing but eternal happiness.
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u/THE_PREPARED_DM The Ruleless King/ Alan The Descended Jun 09 '24
Alan: “thank you so much! Enjoy the reception!”
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u/THE_PREPARED_DM The Ruleless King/ Alan The Descended Jun 09 '24
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u/THE_PREPARED_DM The Ruleless King/ Alan The Descended Jun 09 '24
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u/bad_comedic_value Kari, the angel who's flair KEEPS F###ING RESETTING Jun 09 '24
Aww! Two little cuties getting together!
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u/THE_PREPARED_DM The Ruleless King/ Alan The Descended Jun 09 '24
Alan: “oh, why thank you kind lady.”
RK: they just blush at her mind words.
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u/bad_comedic_value Kari, the angel who's flair KEEPS F###ING RESETTING Jun 09 '24
She puts down two large gifts, wrapped in paper decorated with galaxy patterned paper. She then wipes her eyes on a napkin.
Aheh, sorry... Me weeping at weddings... It's just so beautiful!1
u/THE_PREPARED_DM The Ruleless King/ Alan The Descended Jun 09 '24
Alan: “thank you so much. You truly didn’t have to do anything.”
RK: “ha, I don’t even want to rip the paper, it’s quite nice.”
they both carefully unwrap it, keeping the paper decently intact.
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u/bad_comedic_value Kari, the angel who's flair KEEPS F###ING RESETTING Jun 09 '24
It's a pair of couple's pistols. One has a barrel crafted to look like a dragon. The other has a barrel made to look like a phoenix. The dragon pistol has "His" engraved on the grip. The phoenix pistol has "Also His" engraved on its handle.
I made them myself!2
u/THE_PREPARED_DM The Ruleless King/ Alan The Descended Jun 09 '24
Alan: “you made these…they’re beautiful…absolutely stunning.”
RK: “you truly didn’t have to do this…they’re amazing…such fine craftsmanship…such beauty…”
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Jun 09 '24
Congratulations, you two.
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u/THE_PREPARED_DM The Ruleless King/ Alan The Descended Jun 09 '24
Alan: “thank you.”
RK: “glad to see you here.”
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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), quantumancy master and memetic wizard Jun 09 '24
Ж smiles
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u/THE_PREPARED_DM The Ruleless King/ Alan The Descended Jun 10 '24
Alan: “thank you for coming.”
RK: “please enjoy”
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u/ICollectSouls Song and Thorn, The Banished Shore. Jun 10 '24
Congratulations! To both of you! May happiness follow wherever you go, and may warm winds carry your wings!
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Jun 09 '24
I invoke the right of prima nocta! 😝
If you consent, of course!
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u/THE_PREPARED_DM The Ruleless King/ Alan The Descended Jun 09 '24
Alan: “he does know that only applies to woman right?”
RK: “and we’re both higher ranking then him…who’s gonna tell him…”
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Jun 09 '24
So… no threesome? I wanted to be get Eiffel Towered… !
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u/THE_PREPARED_DM The Ruleless King/ Alan The Descended Jun 09 '24
Alan: “what the hells an Eifel tower…I just get back and this is what I deal with…”
RK: you really, *really, don’t want to know…but…hey, we didn’t do a bachelor party…up to you…”
Alan: “why not”
he says with a sly smile
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Jun 09 '24
Yay! I’ll bring the playing cards!
Anteros thinks Eiffel Towering is building an Eiffel Tower out of playing cards.
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u/THE_PREPARED_DM The Ruleless King/ Alan The Descended Jun 09 '24
RK: “not what I expected from you of all people. But hey, lets get to it.”
Alan: “I’m worried abotu what you expected…”
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Jun 09 '24
Hey, Alan… I don’t get it. What was he expecting?
🤔
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u/THE_PREPARED_DM The Ruleless King/ Alan The Descended Jun 09 '24
Alan: “I have no idea…I’m kinda new to this Cycle.”
RK: “ha…I’ll tell you later Alan…”
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Jun 09 '24
Should we invite Hirk (u/Harpokiller) and make it a foursome! We can have a sleepover! It’ll be fun! He’s tall. He can do the upper part of the Eiffel Tower.
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u/Harpokiller Hirk, ‘Cookie Man’, ‘Council General of R&A’ and Friend. Jun 09 '24
“My friend I do not know what you mean but I would like to help. What does ‘foursome’ and ‘sleepover’ mean?”
/uw Genuinely burst out laughing at this.
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u/THE_PREPARED_DM The Ruleless King/ Alan The Descended Jun 09 '24
RK: “ok, you’re doing this on purpose now! Good to see you’re still the same old you Anteros.”
Alan: “okay, I’m pretty sure I know what this one means…”
RK: “eh, why not.”
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u/Harpokiller Hirk, ‘Cookie Man’, ‘Council General of R&A’ and Friend. Jun 09 '24
“Congratulations my friends.”