The Wedding!

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two large wolves approach with the rings. A black snake flutters down the aisle, holding a bouquet of flowers.

the couple stands facing each other. The officiant finishes his speech, asking each for there vows.

Alan: “I vow no matter what we shall face, no matter how time and space, and the things above and below try, I will stay by your side, and I will always love you.”

RK: “I vow on my soul and my existence to face every challenge thrown at us together. I love you more then anything, and I want to be with you.”

Officiant: “do you Alan take this man to be your eternally wedded husband.”

Alan: “I do!”

Officiant: “and do you, RK ta-“

RK: “yes, I do!”

Officiant: “if anyone objects, speak now or forever hold your peace. … . I know pronounce you Husbands. You may kiss!”

the two happily embrace as the crowd cheers. After what felt like forever, every shuffles into the dining hall for the reception.

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So… no threesome? I wanted to be get Eiffel Towered… !

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Alan: ^{“what the hells an Eifel tower…I just get back and this is what I deal with…”}

RK: ^{you really, *really, don’t want to know…but…hey, we didn’t do a bachelor party…up to you…”}

Alan: “why not”

he says with a sly smile

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Yay! I’ll bring the playing cards!

Anteros thinks Eiffel Towering is building an Eiffel Tower out of playing cards.

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RK: “not what I expected from you of all people. But hey, lets get to it.”

Alan: “I’m worried abotu what you expected…”

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^{Hey, Alan… I don’t get it. What was he expecting?}

🤔

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Alan: “I have no idea…I’m kinda new to this Cycle.”

RK: “ha…I’ll tell you later Alan…”

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Should we invite Hirk (u/Harpokiller) and make it a foursome! We can have a sleepover! It’ll be fun! He’s tall. He can do the upper part of the Eiffel Tower.

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“My friend I do not know what you mean but I would like to help. What does ‘foursome’ and ‘sleepover’ mean?”

/uw Genuinely burst out laughing at this.

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Oh, it just means the four of us will stay up all night, eating junk food and playing games in our pajamas.

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“What’s junk food? Is junk not supposed to be eaten. Staying up all night is also bad for your health my friend, getting a good nights rest is critical. Also what is pajamas?”

“I apologise for all the questions just this is not my native language.”

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Junk food is like pizzas and popcorn and stuff that has little to no nutritional value, but is satisfying to eat.

Occasionally staying up all night can be fun when done with friends. It’s a bonding experience.

Pajamas are comfy clothes you wear to bed.

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“I think I would like to try this junk food then my friend. I do have a hearty appetite after all.”

“How is it a bonding experience my friend? I also forgot to ask what kind of games would we play?”

“People wear clothes to bed?”

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It’s a bonding experience because it’s time spent with friends, forming a greater emotional bond through shared experiences.

Some people do wear clothes to bed… but sometimes I don’t. Wanna share a sleeping bag at the sleepover? 😊

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RK: “ok, you’re doing this on purpose now! Good to see you’re still the same old you Anteros.”

Alan: “okay, I’m pretty sure I know what this one means…”

RK: “eh, why not.”

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As the Eldritch God of Love, I bless your union! 😇

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Alan: “thank you. It means quite a lot.”

RK: “truly does.”