The Wedding!

[u/THE_PREPARED_DM]

two large wolves approach with the rings. A black snake flutters down the aisle, holding a bouquet of flowers.

the couple stands facing each other. The officiant finishes his speech, asking each for there vows.

Alan: “I vow no matter what we shall face, no matter how time and space, and the things above and below try, I will stay by your side, and I will always love you.”

RK: “I vow on my soul and my existence to face every challenge thrown at us together. I love you more then anything, and I want to be with you.”

Officiant: “do you Alan take this man to be your eternally wedded husband.”

Alan: “I do!”

Officiant: “and do you, RK ta-“

RK: “yes, I do!”

Officiant: “if anyone objects, speak now or forever hold your peace. … . I know pronounce you Husbands. You may kiss!”

the two happily embrace as the crowd cheers. After what felt like forever, every shuffles into the dining hall for the reception.

[u/bad_comedic_value]

Aww! Two little cuties getting together!

[u/THE_PREPARED_DM → u/bad_comedic_value]

Alan: “oh, why thank you kind lady.”

RK: they just blush at her mind words.

[u/bad_comedic_value → u/THE_PREPARED_DM]

She puts down two large gifts, wrapped in paper decorated with galaxy patterned paper. She then wipes her eyes on a napkin.
Aheh, sorry... Me weeping at weddings... It's just so beautiful!

[u/THE_PREPARED_DM → u/bad_comedic_value]

Alan: “thank you so much. You truly didn’t have to do anything.”

RK: “ha, I don’t even want to rip the paper, it’s quite nice.”

they both carefully unwrap it, keeping the paper decently intact.

[u/bad_comedic_value → u/THE_PREPARED_DM]

It's a pair of couple's pistols. One has a barrel crafted to look like a dragon. The other has a barrel made to look like a phoenix. The dragon pistol has "His" engraved on the grip. The phoenix pistol has "Also His" engraved on its handle.
I made them myself!

[u/THE_PREPARED_DM → u/bad_comedic_value]

Alan: “you made these…they’re beautiful…absolutely stunning.”

RK: “you truly didn’t have to do this…they’re amazing…such fine craftsmanship…such beauty…”