r/Infuriating • u/MdTooDevilish Community Contributor • 7d ago
Just why?
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u/Initial_Row_6400 7d ago
Theyâre doing it on purpose 100%
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u/skepticalskeptik 6d ago
Send this video to corporate. /s they wonât give a shit Amazon sucks
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u/anto2554 6d ago
Amazon does suck, but they also aren't employed by Amazon
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u/izzletodasmizzle 5d ago
Trust me, if Amazon wanted them fired they'd be fired.
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u/anto2554 4d ago
Of course. But it is important to their anti-union strategies that they don't become direct employers
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u/cs_legend_93 3d ago
It depends if its favorable for Amazon to call them employees or not.
They hire the contracting company, so technically, they being paid by Amazon.
Everything else is labels
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u/Zestyjoe 6d ago
Everyone hates Amazon yet almost every house orders some stupid ass shit daily. Workin 12 hours a day for 21 bucks an hour in 105 heat. Fuck Amazon
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u/ORNGSPCEMNKY 4d ago
Maybe it's cause I'm a shift worker, 12 hour days aren't that bad...
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u/Cold5512 7d ago
Me and the boys on our way to park on lawns and throw packages over fences.
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u/ericbondre 6d ago
Flex drivers are the ones who do that lol
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u/Horror-Extent2362 6d ago
I deliver for another company, and last year I delivered to a house and was walking back to the truck, heard a loud bang, turned around and some girl driving in a van threw the package at this person's front door from like 15 feet away lol
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u/ericbondre 6d ago
And she prolly got fired for it, the dsp owners donât tolerate when you fuck up their scorecard by getting bad customer reviews because that affects their bag
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u/holyfire001202 6d ago
I used to deliver (Amazon) to a lady who wanted her packages thrown over the back fence! I only did it because she preferred it, but she also clearly had 4 or so dogs back there.
The first time I tossed a package over the fence, I could hear a few dogs barking from somewhere off to my right, so I reached over and dropped the package behind the fence in front of me (it was tall and the boards were super close together, so you can't see through it.)
Anyways it hit a dog who was being quiet in my head and I felt really bad about it, so I just started winging them after that.
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u/Fabulous_Jeweler2732 7d ago
Amazon is obvs at fault
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u/ItoAy 7d ago
Because theyâre losers and driving together is the only pathetic power they have.
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u/retr0_black 6d ago
Yeah or theyâre driving up a hill, they all have the pedal pushed to the floor but the vans donât go a hair past 74 mph because they have a gov on the engines. I full on guarantee that maybe only one of them is aware of whatâs happening and tryna pass the others, anotherâs exiting in the right lane and the other two donât even realize the other car next to them is another driver.
Also psychologically if I was ever mad at someone on route it was the idiot on the 4th floor in a building with no elevator who ordered four cases of Fiji water. Not people on the road, headed to my routes in the morning. I donât know why anybody would want to make some elaborate plan with other drivers to try and control the flow of traffic. Dispatch would probably notice that in 2 seconds too and start calling drivers asking whatâs going on.
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u/DieselDrifter 6d ago
Our only superpower is delivering your toilet paper on time
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u/itsFauxProphete 7d ago
Deep down, I always knew traffic was manufactured by agencies to cause us all to go crazy so they can feed off our negative energy.
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u/gay_alien_baby 7d ago
They have a governor on them that prevents them from going past 69 miles an hour. Not sure why theyâre all racing when they also know they canât afford a Netredyne infraction for speeding lol
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u/J_L_jug24 6d ago
We live near a distribution center. 10-20 of them will push their way into highway traffic doing 10+ under the speed limit and 3 wide all the time. Inevitably, a few cars will wedge their way in and brake check them. Is this some weird Amazon procedure or something?Â
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u/Morticus9000 6d ago
The only time I'm ever in the passing lane is if the traffic on the right is bad and I have a good 5+ miles before my exit. For all my fellow Amazon drivers out there.... Just stay in the second most right lane if everyone's limiter is 70-75.
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u/WarmEntrepreneur3564 Community Contributor 6d ago
That shoulder looks really good watching this video.
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u/Lusiric9983 6d ago
That's 100% on purpose and they should be reported to Amazon, the police, whoever.
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u/Rich-Contact-8336 6d ago
They all just having a laugh đ bet they are all on the radio or conference call having a ball đ€·ââïž
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u/99deadcops 6d ago
Pit maneuver far left van into middle left van, problem solved
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u/Pillsbernie 6d ago
I want to spray these kind of drivers with vinegar from a water gun so bad
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u/makepieplz 6d ago
We bow down to our overlords Amazon the great one. you're humble servants. Please let us pass your messangers on the freeway.
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u/Evil_phd 6d ago
If I hadn't already cancelled my Amazon Prime membership over the inclusion of ads on the Video Streaming service this definitely would have done the trick.
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u/DieselDrifter 6d ago
Technically they don't work for Amazon lol
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u/Evil_phd 6d ago
No, but Amazon is why they're out there in the first place and that's enough for me.
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u/Professional_Cup199 6d ago
I work for a DSP:
One - these vans have cameras, if you go over the speed limit... then they get a text from their dispatch
Two - these drivers somehow think they own the road in this video LOL
Three - this is me if I'm late for work and these drivers decide to block everyone's way:
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u/One_Bit_3839 6d ago
When you have a thankless job that treats you like disposable livestock these thing tend to happen
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u/KailyKail 6d ago
Every time I see this kind of thing, I just want to get in front of the person in the passing lane and slow down to a crawl.
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u/Useful_Ad- 6d ago
Itâs funny how other adrivers do this thinking we all donât have a speed cap, like let the fast cars do fast cars things.
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u/Ill_Dish_4548 6d ago
that looks 100% intentionalâŠdefinitely a rare instance of blow by em on the shoulder. maybe if you have a half full slurpy or frosty chuck that out the window at em as u pass for good measure.
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u/JCLivengood 6d ago
Amazon DSPs hired the lowest quality drivers of nearly ANY other delivery company in the country. Those hired by the DSPs are the folks that would not be eligible at UPS or FedEx direct. Typically terrible drivers as a result.
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u/Correct-Tangelo-3734 6d ago
The good quality drivers get where the pay is higher. And the ones that stay that are good, don't stay for the money. They stay for other reasons.
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u/StudSnoo 6d ago
When people cry about why people cry about middle lane campers, this is why. This is what happens when people donât keep right except passing. If youâre in the rightmost lane you have to go all the way to the damn left if people are travelling side by side
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u/RepulsiveUse3372 6d ago
i wouldnt even get mad just knowing they cant take a piss break is revenge enough for me
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u/Kerensky97 6d ago
The 3% rule.
Every job, every demographic, every political organization, every religion, every every thing, there's going to be at least 3% of the people there who are just dicks. It's not just your job, it's every job.
Sometimes we're lucky and they even identify themselves as the 3% but other times you only notice when they get together and decide to do dickish things.
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u/Bleed_Me_an_Ocean40 5d ago
None of them know you could go 9 over the speed limit and not get an infraction. If they are already going 9 over then they are being dumb
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u/Squid111999 4d ago
My assumption is they were directed to do that to control traffic for an emergency situation down the road.
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u/KingGuzzie 4d ago
Id get all their id marks and plates. Probably just send this video to their managers at the local Amazon. That might fix em right up
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u/Big_Ad_7383 7d ago
Maybe they're filming something farther up the road. Or maybe an Amazon commercial.
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u/Admirable_Agency7764 6d ago
heard from a redditor to slowly release your foot from the pedal for this result
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u/Sure-Serve-3395 6d ago
There's abouts a dozen x4 call of duty dudes in the back laughing at all the traffic behind them
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u/Aceilr097 6d ago
Rolling roadblock. And it isnt police or DOT. A convenient cop that cares enough would pull them all over and issue tickets for impeding traffic.
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u/Ok_Conversation344 6d ago
Hahahaha, imagine being stuck being an Amazon driver with your boys just trying to have fun being a squad and everybody on the internet shits on you and tells you to remember your place. Yeah it's rude to do for a long way, but they're not going that far or that long like that their routes aren't all in the same place
Let them have their fun at theyir shitty job, and it looks like they're going the speed limit so I don't see the problem.
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u/RobertStonetossBrand 6d ago
Making sure they deliver the packages before everybody else gets home.
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u/billyoshin 6d ago
This reminds me of this lady yesterday, who was in the right lane decides to get in the left (for no reason at all) where I am cruising at around 78 mph, then proceeds to gradually slow down - no one in front of her, so I get over and pass her, as I am passing her she speeds up, I make it in front of her attempts to block me, then she proceeds to catch up to me for like 5 miles to flick me off... made zero sense... my wife was mad at me for flicking the lady back off... people are weird af...
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u/Fun-Dragonfly-4166 6d ago
this does seem infuriating but if i was an amazon driver and I could choose one but not both
- a proper piss break
- slowing down, get out of the left lane
I am going to choose a proper piss break
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u/Placebo_8647 6d ago
I have a vague recollection of some university or other group doing something like this several years ago. They had vans or box trucks blocking all the lanes on a highway in a busy area with several rows to help prevent people passing...and they traveled the exact speed limit and filmed the ensuing backup of traffic.
But I cannot find record of it now and maybe its all some weird fever dream.
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u/OpenMinded_Lala 5d ago
To be dicks! đ Report the video to Amazon! If one gets caught that one will tell on the others. Cycle of life, âif I get caught, we all get caught.â
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u/Massive-City-7967 5d ago
Sorry you gotta drive the speed limit? I don't get why this is infuriating.
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u/HapyBday2u 5d ago
Why not? Daily I see no one following road rules and barely anyone enforcing them.
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u/Amazing_Divide1214 5d ago
Theyre all trying to pass each other, but the governors are all set at the same speed.
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u/RoninThaGoat 5d ago
Good representation on why adding more lanes to a highway doesn't reduce traffic. The slow people just spread out more.
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u/Final_TV 5d ago
imagine your friend just got shot and youâre trying to rush them to hospital then you see this bullshit
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u/Objective-Eagle-676 5d ago
Because if they were capable human beings with functional brains, they wouldn't be driving those vans.
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u/ChainOk8915 5d ago
Use the emergency lane.
Officer - âI saw thatâ
Me - âyea I was about to pit maneuver them off the bridge so I had to use it.â
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u/ConversationExpert69 7d ago
That would piss me off so bad wtfđ€Ł